.....as for me, i av never been to prison, i av never killed a human being, i av never meet seun osewa as a person.





Nairalander plss share urs

I have never tasted pizza

haytihem: I have never tasted pizza

e b like say me sef never taste that pizza before ooo

i have never loved somone except for my parents and siblings...

I just clocked 28yrs & I have never travelled to Lagos, I have never witnessed armed robbery/ theft attack, I have never been involved in accident of any sort, I have never had sex with a white lady & I have never denied my God

I av neva kissed a man... Gusshh, so disgusting.
I av neva cried becoz a girl.
I av neva hated my mum.
I av neva slept outside my home.
I av neva kissed tiwa salvage

i never visited Abuj
i never travelled outside nigeria
i have never been in an elvator

Have never fly on a plane.
Have never been taken seriously by my guys
Have never had a friend to call my best friend
Have never had all I wants
Have never given a phone as gift.
My topic have never made front page in nairaland

kattyagbagidi: Have never fly on a plane.
Have never been taken seriously by my guys
Have never had a friend to call my best friend
Have never had all I wants
Have never given a phone as gift.
My topic have never made front page in nairaland

And with this your "english",it will never make the front page....Jeez...

Sheikwonder:

And with this your "english",it will never make the front page....Jeez...

dude lolz u no try oh#lmao#

@liciase,e reach to vex jare.If u no sabi english,try pidgin...

Sheikwonder: @liciase,e reach to vex jare.If u no sabi english,try pidgin...

abi bros thats the sweet thing about been nigerian

kattyagbagidi: Have never fly on a plane.
Have never been taken seriously by my guys
Have never had a friend to call my best friend
Have never had all I wants
Have never given a phone as gift.
My topic have never made front page in nairaland

I have never seen this kind of Englishes before

av never had sex b4,never bein to abuja b4,never had a serious relationship b4,

Never had a child.
Never travelled to Asia.
Never watched Lion King.
Never eaten at a crab shack.. yet

I have neva been to sambisa

I have never kissed
Never had $ex
Never been in a relationship
Et cetera

Odilafta:



I have never seen this kind of English's before

dz ur ''english's'' sef,
































































e get as e be oooo