Me na sleep bt not always

I hate it when the clock aint placed in a conspicous place I do 23. And I suggest to the Ushers, no be disrespect. 2 and 3 happens but not intentional

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

5 & 8

kenex4ever:
5 & 8

lol

Out of 30 charges dropped am guilty of 20. Goddamn!

Remove 6,9,11,14,20,22,25,26,29,30. Am guilty of d rest. Lord av mercy on me and didn't even go to church today

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

All, apart from 6,7,12,13,14,15,22,23,26,29 and 30. Epathra and titluvly should coman share theirs'

lalasticlala:

lol

Yes o

4,23 and 27

If u are guilty of one, then u will be guilty of the rest. James 2 vs 10

31. Nose picking in church
32. Over sabi during Sunday school
33. Getting up frequently to attend to nonsense issues, while disturbing the person at the edge of the row of sits.
34. Using heels to disturb when sermon is going on..
35. Breastfeeding in church

All except 7, 22 & 29.

Lol. I'm guilty of all d prolonged service ish, I mean how do u expect me to b in church for 6 hours? I also check out sisters,even other people's wives. And yes I do pretend to speak in tongues sometimes. I like to sit by a pretty girl so yes I do have a problem when ushers tell me where to sit. I do sit down sometimes when others r asked to stand,I mean some of these people will tell people to stand for 20 minutes. What da heck, I haven't been to church in months.

@OP..YOU DID NOT INCLUDE BROWSING NAIRALAND DURING SERVICE. Thats what I'm currently doing :-[

Prettythicksme can easily relate with number 30

Am stil checkin out one babe's boobs

#SMH#..am guilty of all; God have mercy on me!!!!!!
Pls!!!!

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Definately no 1. Doing that right now!

I'm guilty of some but mainly moumuring wen announcement begins to over stay.

1,4,16,17 sometimes
23 always
10 when i & my cousin sit together and we do 11

hugelyendowed: 8
13
20

I'm guilty.

20: one day as I brought out my wallet to bring out money to put inside d offering envelope, d CD mistakenly fell off, I quickly picked it. Only d sister sitting beside me saw it. I was embarrassed.

I left immediately after the offering as I wasn't comfortable again.

Badt guy.... Hope u seek for forgiveness wen u got home?

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

None of Above

Seriously am guilty of dat no. 26 oooo, coz I ave a particular arena where I love to sit in d church, and dis lady usher usually observe me wenever I entered, and she would want me to sit in another section, though in a teasing manner and I will disobey and sit in my own preferred arena.

1 ---- sometimes
23----- just don't like the attention
28--- If the preacher is boring and he/she is not able to caarry people along.

adekennis: @OP..YOU DID NOT INCLUDE BROWSING NAIRALAND DURING SERVICE. Thats what I'm currently doing :-[

lol. Addict.

I'm reading 'The God Delusion' on my phone in a church right now.

Pressing of phone during church service

Sitting down when you are instructed to stand

Opeing my eyes to look at others when they are praying.. This is very Hillarious
U go know say peeps need Jesus wella

God forgive me sha

lalasticlala:
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit

Some of them are just naturally annoying...imagine an usher saying "Stand up and go to the front, God tells me that this is not ur seat.

Oh my God, am doing no1 without even realising it but I would never do no6, am sure

A friend quit attending church services because a girl (fellow church member) he approached for a relationship turned him down. He couldn't bear seeing the delectable beauty at every church service.

As for me, I don't know why I can't stop myself from scrutinizing the accuracy of every word coming out of the mouth of the church interpreter.