Hehheehe

cc: mencade5


she scrolled thru my inbox(torchlight fone) and saw bank alert of 10k. Me tired so i wasnt suspecting what she was up to.

Evening time via call- "my bday is nxt month, d budget is 7k"

na den i rem. Money wey i dey transfer go anoda person's acct.

but i dnt knw why dat bday own don nack me pass the rest. En why! Why davo!

Ok noted.

So am waiting for the opposit of this tread here on front page

NO SEKX BEFORE MARRIAGE: U can have sekx with someone without loving them but u can not love someone without wanting to have sekx with d person. Whenever a lady, says she doesn't want seks b4 marriage, she is most times trying to be convinced dat d guy is serious b4 getting down with him.
Any guy dat TOTALLY agrees to no seks b4 marriage and allows it to get into his head, will end up loosing d lady at the eleventh hour or begging and using people around her to persuade her to marry him. D lady will quite at the slightest querel which most times is inevitable. He will sometimes have anoda man shine d lady's KONGO while he is practising abstinence nd preparing for marriage.

drlawizle:

D most sensible post on here...once you have developed a thick skin and she senses it...you become her hero....and she falls for you...am also in dat process....ladies aint worth a man's worry @ol....lol.

cheers

Chai we re unfortunate human beings by choice, with unfortunate behaviour, we black africans i think is the worst thing that ever happened to this world, we enjoy lying to each other, we measure our intelligence by deceiving people with lies, men give girls lies a first approach, cos girls are embodiement of lies to an extent that they now hate the truth, as u even look a girl u see lies walking.. We have made our lives unbearable with lies, so why re complaining. The white men re vry right about how they described africans, that we re retarded beings and they re right, so lts continue to celebrate lies, no be we dey suffer am, this is a cursed race, u see 4 urself..

ENELDEE:

now, you are getting me wrong. I'm not trying to say that truths are unhealthy for a relationship. That's your logic.

Sometimes, you just can't get people to open up to their inner secrets no matter how hard you try. I believe it is then, more reasonable to avoid any heart-aches and let them enjoy their personal lives even while in the relationship. Have you heard of anything like 'single and married'?
It says that you can choose to be single and enjoy your privacy even while in a healthy relationship. Now, that's making sense.

R u Yoruba?

[color=#990000][/color]i dnt believe d whole story i dnt believe d whole story, they r al lies

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SleekyPosh: Women are so mysterious, most times enigmatic. They have more layers than an onion, and no man, not even the very wise King Solomon was able to figure them out. Women are just confusing by default. Though many of them strive to be honest, truthful, and forthright; truth is they do not always tell the truth. Don’t get me wrong, men tell lies too, but most of the time, women tell the bigger lies, especially when in a relationship, trying to lock down a relationship, or trying to get out of one. These lies ranges from white lies, half-truths told to keep the peace, or sometimes just a lie of the highest proportion. Like I said, guys lie too. And maybe some of my female readers will decide to be awesome and tell us the lies men tell from their own perspective.

Now like I said, women tell lies sometimes to get something from a man, get into a relationship with a man, lock down an existing relationship with a man, or trying to get out of a relationship with a man most times because of another man. Let’s hear some of these lies.



(1) I’ve slept with just two guys in my life:



Ordinarily, men should not bother to ask their women how many guys they have been with before them, I have written about body count before and it was even a big issue on twitter few days back. When a woman is asked for her body count, she will almost definitely lie about it and reduce the number. But the worst liars are the ones that will tell you “I have slept with just 2 guys, the one who deflowered me, and one guy I was dating in school, and it happened only once” When a girl tells you this, don’t believe her, don’t argue with her. Even if she has slept with 300 men, she can tell you her body count is just 3, and if 130, she might just tell you 13. It’s a matter of removing one or two zeros. So, whatever your woman tells you her body count is, don’t argue; just keep quiet. Jesus didn’t die for that, did he?







(2) The sex was great, you are the greatest:



Listen bros, I am not saying you are not good in bed, But almost every woman will tell you that you are the next best thing in bed; that the likes Crixus and Spartacus are learners compared to you. But I need you to know that it’s hard for most women to be frank about sex, especially when the news isn’t good and they want to lock down the relationship with you. You are advised not to listen to her, but rely on her body language instead.



(3) I have never cheated on you and I never will:



This is very easy to say for women, especially when you are just done taking her to cloud 9; she will swear will everything that her honey pot has never been tasted by anyone else apart from you and it is meant for only you till thy kingdom come, she will even swear to that effect. My advice? Don’t bother your head, don’t start finding out, just nod like a zombie and continue polishing her KONGO as long as its available.



(4) I’ll be ready in a minute:



Listen very carefully: You are going out on a date with a woman but she had earlier asked you to come to and pick her up at home. When you get to her and she goes “I’ll be ready in a minute” Tell her you want to get a recharge card down the road, turn your car back, go back to your house and slot in season 1 of 24, Game of Thrones of any interesting series. And before you are done with episode 6 probably, she would call to ask you if you had gotten the recharge card, then you can switch of your TV and DVD, and drive back to her house; you’d be right on time this time.



(5) I’m fine:



If you offend your woman, and before you apologize, she tells you “Don’t worry, I am fine” Biko, start calling everybody, her mother, her father, her grand uncle and anybody that you know she listens to, and tell them you have bleeped up and you are a repentant sinner who needs forgiveness from your woman. If you fail to do that, you can start writing your will or something close to that.



(6) I will never get possessive and I will never nag you:



If any woman tells you this, it’s either she doesn’t love you at all, or you are a maga, simple! Women get possessive and women nag. If you believe otherwise, come and collect your learner permit.



(7) I usually don’t give guys my number, I don’t know why I am giving you:



Do you want to hear the truth? You are the number 9,999 dude in your hood that is getting that number. So don’t start jubilating that you have hit the jackpot, don’t dull yourself and start loving up, play your game very fast and tap out as quickly as you can. Yeske!



( You are the only one I ever wanted:



When a woman especially the one from 30 years and above tells you “You are the only one for me, you are the one I wanted, I have been waiting for you all my life” Just nod and tell her she is FANTASTIC! Don’t argue, after-all you are the fall-back option, the last resort, the only one who didn’t run. You are the Awilo Longomba of Nigeria.



(9) It is not you, It is me; you deserve a better woman:



This one of the classic lies women tell when they want to leave for a fresher, richer and more handsome dude. You will do yourself a great favour by not drinking hypo or Dettol. She is done with you, she is leaving. All those talk na bobo.



(10) My father dreamt that something bad will happen if I marry you:



I will not say much about this, if a woman tells you this and you believe her and start hurting or running to your pastor to pray concerning the dream, when her father’s name is not Joseph; you will have to give me your Pastor’s number, you need to be delivered from the spirit of mumunism. Yes, there is a word like that.

Am sure there are still loadz of other lies girls use in decieving unwary guys today. Drop urz!

Op ! Face your life ooo ..

Do you really mean all women are untrustworthy?
You condemned all women, which means you're a f*ucking misogynist!

And when they tell you ''I WILL THINK ABOUT IT'' there is really nothing to think about.. Her mind has since been made up regarding the issue.

POWERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I was hoping to see more ladies on the thread??

martins0: And when she says she is only 24, just add like 5 years to get her real age

Not always , here's how it works - if she is 16 - 19 she'll probably add to her age to make up 22 years when she is 26 - infinity she'll remove from her age to make up 23/24 years.

The only reason you should be enquiring about your partners sexual history should be for health reasons. Number of diks in and out never hurt nobody.

Waiting for the c ounter thread in no minute.

Cldnt stop laughing at number 4, so true

Loooooooooool. Guys, you all need to read this post http://naijasinglegirl.net/president-gej-needs-to-ban-instagram-in-place-of-pomo/ and thank me later

I am here to read comments

Rules for dating my daughter

dechandel:
I will be ready in a minute

When i haven't even made a clear choice on what to wear.

hmmmmmm really?

(11) Please don't blimp me for I am still counting my circle. If you sprinkle your yoghurt in drops or in excess, I'll take in.

(You are the only one I ever wanted:
When a woman especially the one from 30 years and above tells you “You are the only one for me, you are the one I wanted, I have been waiting for you all my life” Just nod and tell her she is FANTASTIC! Don’t argue, after-all you are the fall-back option, the last resort, the only one who didn’t run. You are the Awilo Longomba of Nigeria.
Funny mehn,rarely true!

Edusouls: Chai we re unfortunate human beings by choice, with unfortunate behaviour, we black africans i think is the worst thing that ever happened to this world, we enjoy lying to each other, we measure our intelligence by deceiving people with lies, men give girls lies a first approach, cos girls are embodiement of lies to an extent that they now hate the truth, as u even look a girl u see lies walking.. We have made our lives unbearable with lies, so why re complaining. The white men re vry right about how they described africans, that we re retarded beings and they re right, so lts continue to celebrate lies, no be we dey suffer am, this is a cursed race, u see 4 urself..

I'm with u jare my broda,we laugh at things we ought to ruminate on. Funny post though,it's just a pity how things are going here in naija. Don't we need a black Jesus if it's a curse ***smiles***

So true! No. 3 and No. 5 are so annoying! Men LIE...but Women NEVER SAY THE TRUTH!!

libertyfather: Not in my life will that slowpoke chop my pomo, not really slowpoke they will just col em a disgusting name like that so u will think say she be one klassy babe...

Its either the guy just chop pomo not long ago or kinda tripping tinz, you just latter found out the slowpoke don chop pomo even over chop sef all weather peperish,hot,cold,soft,hard anyhow

This other one is not a lie though but like a notification..
when a girl look @ d time and says will be leaving in by 1:30 that's 20mins time guy she's telling you what you have to do do Quick ,leave all matter and get dwn to business if u get that scope she will be leaving by 8pm in the evening....abi I lie?

na so e be for here, she will just tell me am leaving here in the next 30mins. Dia is God oooooo

Ladies don de hate the truth since 285 AD. Sametin goes to guys bt not all guys.

Yomieluv: A lady once told me she doesn't know who de flowered her,I was like WTF..

Do you, as a guy know who disvirgined you?

Ifebazz:
Do you, as a guy know who disvirgined you?

Ifebazz:
Do you, as a guy know who disvirgined you?

Ladyfavour: Wen guys kips asking silly questions y wont dey get foolish answers....y wil u evn ask a lady hw many guys she has slept wit?....wat d hell is dt?.....y dnt u start bi telling her hw many gals u've slept wit.....lyk it matas in a relationship where der is love n trust

Has any dude opened his chiking line by asking you how many anacondas you have swallowed? No! Talk brings talk, & more talks. Just as ladies asks equally foolish questions like 'do you love me?' or 'what did you buy for me?' or 'where is this relationship heading?' or some other dumb questions they ask. Every woman feel used in any relationship even the runs girl feel used and I just can't tell why.

SleekyPosh: Women are so mysterious, most times enigmatic. They have more layers than an onion, and no man, not even the very wise King Solomon was able to figure them out. Women are just confusing by default. Though many of them strive to be honest, truthful, and forthright; truth is they do not always tell the truth. Don’t get me wrong, men tell lies too, but most of the time, women tell the bigger lies, especially when in a relationship, trying to lock down a relationship, or trying to get out of one. These lies ranges from white lies, half-truths told to keep the peace, or sometimes just a lie of the highest proportion. Like I said, guys lie too. And maybe some of my female readers will decide to be awesome and tell us the lies men tell from their own perspective.

Now like I said, women tell lies sometimes to get something from a man, get into a relationship with a man, lock down an existing relationship with a man, or trying to get out of a relationship with a man most times because of another man. Let’s hear some of these lies.



(1) I’ve slept with just two guys in my life:



Ordinarily, men should not bother to ask their women how many guys they have been with before them, I have written about body count before and it was even a big issue on twitter few days back. When a woman is asked for her body count, she will almost definitely lie about it and reduce the number. But the worst liars are the ones that will tell you “I have slept with just 2 guys, the one who deflowered me, and one guy I was dating in school, and it happened only once” When a girl tells you this, don’t believe her, don’t argue with her. Even if she has slept with 300 men, she can tell you her body count is just 3, and if 130, she might just tell you 13. It’s a matter of removing one or two zeros. So, whatever your woman tells you her body count is, don’t argue; just keep quiet. Jesus didn’t die for that, did he?







(2) The sex was great, you are the greatest:



Listen bros, I am not saying you are not good in bed, But almost every woman will tell you that you are the next best thing in bed; that the likes Crixus and Spartacus are learners compared to you. But I need you to know that it’s hard for most women to be frank about sex, especially when the news isn’t good and they want to lock down the relationship with you. You are advised not to listen to her, but rely on her body language instead.



(3) I have never cheated on you and I never will:



This is very easy to say for women, especially when you are just done taking her to cloud 9; she will swear will everything that her honey pot has never been tasted by anyone else apart from you and it is meant for only you till thy kingdom come, she will even swear to that effect. My advice? Don’t bother your head, don’t start finding out, just nod like a zombie and continue polishing her KONGO as long as its available.



(4) I’ll be ready in a minute:



Listen very carefully: You are going out on a date with a woman but she had earlier asked you to come to and pick her up at home. When you get to her and she goes “I’ll be ready in a minute” Tell her you want to get a recharge card down the road, turn your car back, go back to your house and slot in season 1 of 24, Game of Thrones of any interesting series. And before you are done with episode 6 probably, she would call to ask you if you had gotten the recharge card, then you can switch of your TV and DVD, and drive back to her house; you’d be right on time this time.



(5) I’m fine:



If you offend your woman, and before you apologize, she tells you “Don’t worry, I am fine” Biko, start calling everybody, her mother, her father, her grand uncle and anybody that you know she listens to, and tell them you have bleeped up and you are a repentant sinner who needs forgiveness from your woman. If you fail to do that, you can start writing your will or something close to that.



(6) I will never get possessive and I will never nag you:



If any woman tells you this, it’s either she doesn’t love you at all, or you are a maga, simple! Women get possessive and women nag. If you believe otherwise, come and collect your learner permit.



(7) I usually don’t give guys my number, I don’t know why I am giving you:



Do you want to hear the truth? You are the number 9,999 dude in your hood that is getting that number. So don’t start jubilating that you have hit the jackpot, don’t dull yourself and start loving up, play your game very fast and tap out as quickly as you can. Yeske!



( You are the only one I ever wanted:



When a woman especially the one from 30 years and above tells you “You are the only one for me, you are the one I wanted, I have been waiting for you all my life” Just nod and tell her she is FANTASTIC! Don’t argue, after-all you are the fall-back option, the last resort, the only one who didn’t run. You are the Awilo Longomba of Nigeria.



(9) It is not you, It is me; you deserve a better woman:



This one of the classic lies women tell when they want to leave for a fresher, richer and more handsome dude. You will do yourself a great favour by not drinking hypo or Dettol. She is done with you, she is leaving. All those talk na bobo.



(10) My father dreamt that something bad will happen if I marry you:



I will not say much about this, if a woman tells you this and you believe her and start hurting or running to your pastor to pray concerning the dream, when her father’s name is not Joseph; you will have to give me your Pastor’s number, you need to be delivered from the spirit of mumunism. Yes, there is a word like that.

Am sure there are still loadz of other lies girls use in decieving unwary guys today. Drop urz!

na ado ekiti this op they live.