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Help Me, She Is Dying. by Chuksemi(m): 6:07pm On Sep 28, 2014
You see, I am a diligent man.. And i have money. I am very rich. I stay in Russia but I have a girlfriend in Nigeria.

Sometime ago, I bought her an Iphone 6 and increased her monthly allowance to 150,000 but she didn't appreciate it. So I decided to call it quits..

Yesterday I called her and told her the relationship was over. She laughed and said it has been long overdue. I was saddened. Then I told her that if she had begged me I would have given her 5million dollars. The line went dead.

Later that evening, a man called me and said he was a doctor. He said my girlfriend is very sick and would die if I don't accept her back. I am confused, what should I do?
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by olu77(m): 6:14pm On Sep 28, 2014
Tell the doctor to tell her you are accepting her back though the government of Russia has freezed all your account and you are returning to Nigeria without a penny. Her recovery will be speedy.

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Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Nobody: 6:17pm On Sep 28, 2014
*urinates on thread*

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Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by eph12(m): 6:17pm On Sep 28, 2014
ok
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by onstelly(f): 6:18pm On Sep 28, 2014
Story for the gods
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by happykidArotiba(m): 6:18pm On Sep 28, 2014
wake up!
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
this tale is very stupid.
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by McWhillion(m): 6:20pm On Sep 28, 2014
Tell the doctor you will use the $5m to finance her burial when she eventually dies from her sickness grin

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Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Jhayeahsam01(m): 6:22pm On Sep 28, 2014
this is a good movie script for wale adenuga
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by leonprince: 6:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
na wash!
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by dechandel(f): 6:24pm On Sep 28, 2014
Try harder next time to beat the likes of Andyblaze, Krall, Yungwizzy and Scapegoat
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by vizboy(m): 6:26pm On Sep 28, 2014
wale adenuga production
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by walexGodson(m): 6:28pm On Sep 28, 2014
Go ask google
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by legendary4luv(m): 6:30pm On Sep 28, 2014
Keep day dreaming,wake up joor
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by iceberylin(m): 6:33pm On Sep 28, 2014
Folarinwazzy: *urinates on thread*
Seconded angry
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Afrok(m): 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2014
iceberylin:
Seconded angry
thirded angry... Before I finish urinating on the thread, kindly tell the doctor that the girl is free to die but he (doctor) should mail U her heart so that U can keep it for references to ur future girlfriends lipsrsealed

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Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2014
Don't forget to upload her burial pictures
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by yuncka: 6:53pm On Sep 28, 2014
Folarinwazzy: *urinates on thread*

sets fire on urine.

BTW, bros invest d 5million on her beffitin burial.
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Nobody: 6:55pm On Sep 28, 2014
dechandel:
Try harder next time to beat the likes of Andyblaze, Krall, Yungwizzy and Scapegoat

abi nawh
am sure you are missing them already
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by jacabi(m): 7:03pm On Sep 28, 2014
What a sweet dream!
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by naturally: 7:11pm On Sep 28, 2014
Okay
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by PrincessB1(f): 7:16pm On Sep 28, 2014
Folarinwazzy: *urinates on thread*
grin grin grin
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by yorex2011: 8:39pm On Sep 28, 2014
Which time iPhone 6 come out wey make u dey lie like this undecided
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by kadapi(f): 8:39pm On Sep 29, 2014
ABA MADE.........
Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by MisterLongman(m): 9:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
McWhillion: Tell the doctor you will use the $5m to finance her burial when she eventually dies from her sickness grin
And also to start a charitable foundation in her memory

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