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Facts About Life - Random Thoughts And Questions by 360crest(m): 9:01pm On Sep 29, 2014
Random thoughts and questions.
1. Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I
should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about
forgiveness.
2. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish
5
loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.
3. A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in
the US Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and
looks
like he hasn't forgotten.
4. One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is
enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall in
love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
5. When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the
moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity company)
took the light or they are waiting for the smell of the
insecticide to subside.
6. I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription
"Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had a
range rover.
7. Behind every successful man they must be a woman.
I have to increase the number of woman I have, to
become the most successful man.
8. If you want to change the world, do it now that you
are
still single, because when you get married, you can't
even
change the T.V station..
Re: Facts About Life - Random Thoughts And Questions by segunjowo(m): 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2014
lol

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Re: Facts About Life - Random Thoughts And Questions by godofwar666(m): 9:32pm On Sep 29, 2014
Appluading!!! Don't know. Op nice one

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