Nigerians in Nigeria
tend to look darker, sweaty, and their skin does not look fresh at all

What ways can we improve the situation
Is there any kind of cream or soap Nigerians can use back home that can make them look fresher

I am not trying to make fun of anyone so dont get it twisted
I grew up in Nigeria and might go back soon

Funny thread

Its the hardship and stressful environment

Make I follow keep space. Since it is Onila, this would be fun...

I don't think its all about the creams they use...I think its the weather and the environment

lepasharon: Its the hardship and stressful environment

there is hardship here too

BecaciaBarbie: I don't think its all about the creams they use...I think its the weather and the environment

there is summer time here too, very humid, worse than Naija sometimes
pple look darker during summer here but still kinda fresh

Thanks for letting us know you are not in Nigeria. Thanks for hinting that you might possibly look non-sweaty and fresh. Thanks for your concern for us back home who are sweaty, smelly and 'farty'. In fact, some of us look and smell like shi.t. Do you guys shi.t over there? No you don't. You perspire all your waste products through your skin and exhale the rest through the lungs. Yeah- you're that and a lot more. But guess what? What you look like is not going to improve the prognosis for drug-resistant tuberculosis. What you smell like is not going to decrease our maternal mortality rate. Neither is it going to buy me my next carton of condoms. So save it!!! It's very irrelevant!!!

Op very simple answer :Why don't you put your meat In a fridge and another under the sun and tell me which one looks fresher after six hours

lomaxx: Thanks for letting us know you are not in Nigeria. Thanks for hinting that you might possibly look non-sweaty and fresh. Thanks for your concern for us back home who are sweaty, smelly and 'farty'. In fact, some of us look and smell like shi.t. Do you guys shi.t over there? No you don't. You perspire all your waste products through your skin and exhale the rest through the lungs. Yeah- you're that and a lot more. But guess what? What you look like is not going to improve the prognosis for drug-resistant tuberculosis. What you smell like is not going to decrease our maternal mortality rate. Neither is it going to buy me my next carton of condoms. So save it!!! It's very irrelevant!!!

I know some pple will take this post too seriously.
chill, it aint that serious

lomaxx: Thanks for letting us know you are not in Nigeria. Thanks for hinting that you might possibly look non-sweaty and fresh. Thanks for your concern for us back home who are sweaty, smelly and 'farty'. In fact, some of us look and smell like shi.t. Do you guys shi.t over there? No you don't. You perspire all your waste products through your skin and exhale the rest through the lungs. Yeah- you're that and a lot more. But guess what? What you look like is not going to improve the prognosis for drug-resistant tuberculosis. What you smell like is not going to decrease our maternal mortality rate. Neither is it going to buy me my next carton of condoms. So save it!!! It's very irrelevant!!!

just take a look at inferiority complex at its peak

onila you know you make me laugh

I actually love the humidity of Nigeria--it makes my hair so soft (it's natural), and my skin so clear. My body wasn't made for cold, dry air lol

But when I'm in Nigeria, I'm lucky enough to be driven around, so I don't spend a lot of time in the direct sun. But when I do, I have strong sunscreen and a sun umbrella (aka parasol). You can find really cute ones on eBay from Chinese sellers--Asians are obsessed with skin care and protection. I bought a matching parasol and fan for my beloved grandma, who insists on walking long distances despite her advanced age...

Uh oh. Smh. You really could have worded this is a better way. I had a feeling this thread would go south....

*slips away into the darkness*

I just hate when there is a major difference btw Nigerians in Nigeria and Nigerians abroad

I remember when I was gisting with my friend abt our high school friend
and I was like she does not look pretty anymore

and my friend was like she wld have been prettier if she was abroad
that sucks

Mrs op we know you are living abroad what's new again?

Btw mods please kindly move this thread to the 'joke section'

shogz89: just take a look at inferiority complex at its peak

Shut up!!! You bring my self esteem into this and I'll shove your spineless darts into the mud. Troglodyte!!!

onila:

I know some pple will take this post too seriously.
chill, it aint that serious

Stop making excuses for your disgusting remarks. I detest you and everything you stand for.

i m in naija and i fresh like winch.
i don't do regular things pple do

lomaxx:

Stop making excuses for your disgusting remarks. I detest you and everything you stand for.

fcck off

kilokeys: i m in naija and i fresh like winch.
i don't do regular things pple do

tell us yr secret

alentyno: Mrs op we know you are living abroad what's new again?

Btw mods please kindly move this thread to the 'joke section'

another insecure frog

onila: tell us yr secret

i am sexually inactive at d mo.
i don't drink like fish
i dont ssmoke
i eat vegs and proteins more

most importantly i treat my skin as an organ it is.. not as a suit or body armour.

onila: fcck off

Coming from a slowpoke who has adipose cells for neurons in her brain.

onila: another insecure frog

Hey listen up you cretinous
imbecilic manky muppet it's apes like your kind that have saturated NL with 'dumb-threads' all over. Just take a look at what a homo sapien with a supposed brain tossed btw her shoulders deemed fit to be a topic of discuss! Shameless knobhead. Jeez deluded morons of your kind only serve to negate IQ's. You must be avoided like an plague. You are worst than EVD mrs IQ killer! *spits*

That's not necessarily true at all.

If you wear a body lotion, bathe daily, wear an antiperspirant, keep your body cool and looking fresh, you will look fresh everywhere you go.

alentyno:
Hey listen up you cretinous
imbecilic manky muppet it's apes like your kind that have saturated NL with 'dumb-threads' all over. Just take a look at what a homo sapien with a supposed brain tossed btw her shoulders deemed fit to be a topic of discuss! Shameless knobhead. Jeez deluded morons of your kind only serve to negate IQ's. You must be avoided like an plague. You are worst than EVD mrs IQ killer! *spits*

u look ugly and sweaty
I know how u feel

deal with it

What is this?
Op os very silly

Fulaman198: That's not necessarily true at all.

If you wear a body lotion, bathe daily, wear an antiperspirant, keep your body cool and looking fresh, you will look fresh everywhere you go.

U studied abroad

u shld know the difference
Am sure when u came back, yr family members kept on complimenting how handsome u were

onila: U studied abroad

u shld know the difference
Am sure when u came back, yr family members kept on complimenting how handsome u were

Not to brag, I've always been a handsome man. I've always been fresh and 'good-looking' going to America actually made my skin drier than it usually is. I needed more body lotion than I typically do.

onila:

u look ugly and sweaty
I know how u feel

deal with it

Huh? Is that all you could come up with? Christ calling you a moronic ape was indeed a complement! Clueless biatchy whor,e. Aren't you supposed to be on the streets by now? What are you still doing online? Your customers are waiting for you! *spits on thread and strolls out*

lomaxx:

Shut up!!! You bring my self esteem into this and I'll shove your spineless darts into the mud. Troglodyte!!!

Just take a look at yourself and repeat those words again

Fulaman198:

Not to brag, I've always been a handsome man. I've always been fresh and 'good-looking' going to America actually made my skin drier than it usually is. I needed more body lotion than I typically do.

hmmmm but still looked a lil bit fresher