1. Dangote's daughter cheated on me and
you say I should break up? Don't you know
that Love is all about forgiveness.

2. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your
boyfriend can finish 5 loafs of bread and 2
fishes; you are dating 5000 people.

3. A boy I beat up back then in primary
school is now in the US Army. He poses
with guns on Facebook, and looks like he
hasn't forgotten.

4. One stone is enough to break a glass, one
word is enough to break a heart, one
second is enough to fall in love BUT Why is
one chapter not enough to pass exams?

5. When you see a Nigerian couple outside
staring at the moon, It's either NEPA
(Nigeria's Electricity company) took the light
or they are waiting for the smell of the
insecticide to subside.

6. I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an
inscription "Trust No woman" I have a
feeling that guy once had a range rover.

7. If you want to change the world, do it
now that you are still single, because when
you get married, you can't even change the
T.V station.
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4 sale

ogaofficer: 4 sale

wetin u won sell?

NO5 Z D SIMPLE TRUTH

Not for sale. Keep off