I dont even have to bother myself cos my wife wont watch a football match for a million naira...
she would rather leave the house for you than to sit and watch..

but i know 2 ladies that would die for barca and chelsea respectively.. one of them love that 50million waste Torres like hell..

Women!!! Women!!! They r something else; special species. They won't let you be d moment you start watching football. They would start grumbling, going up and down like Ilèkè idi, asking you when was d last time you visited family's dentist, when was d last time you check your weight? Ve you called grannies to check on them and above all is this funny question they would ask you, hun, are we not suppose to do .................. (they put something that suit them in that space like going to Cinema or eating out) together today I mean like now cos it's getting dark?

Some women would even support the opponent team just to get you upset, but shockingly you would take the same wifey to her world(cloud 10) few hours later and d same wifey who supported Arsenal against your own team - Chelsea would start asking you all sort of funny questions such as these:

Wifey/girlfriend: Babe, I like blue jersey your team was wearing on the pitch d other time you know

Hubby/boyfriend:oh really!!! You do? dat is amazing

Wifey: yes i do. I ll be a Chelsea's supporter henceforth

Hubby: oh nice one- look at her stylishly and just shake your head...

And if you r caught shaking your head while she is patronising you, o boy!!! That is another Gobe entirely...

Nice one

Watching football with the woman is more fun to be perfectly honest even if she doesn't get the intricacies of the beautiful game. As a funny and livelier person than me, she picks on quirks that really lighten the mood in a way my man friends may not.

SmellMyFart: Still funny. Though I first read this 10yrs ago

Yea! Read it a long while ago. Though still funny.

so..how does this makes front page..sef i wonder

I once asked my bro f Arsen Wenger s d owner of Arsenal






bt now I knw d basis

Its very romantic, expecially wen ur team is winning... After the match, yu cool off with sex!!!

but shey viewing center owners no go chop?

Neldrizzy: Its very romantic, expecially wen ur team is winning... After the match, yu cool off with sex!!!

hmmmmmmmn

Really funny

claireshan: hmmmmmmmn

you love it right?

and how many times is this jokes goinna make fp...


repetition of fp topic since 1818

Very funny

I still day laugh

dytbabe: Me: yes footy time
Hubby: looks at me and takes the remote
Me: arsenal ati taniyen
Hubby: shey ori oruko ni
Me: asks him again
Hubby: with a bit agression spurs
Me: spurs, grabs remote frm him, yes totteham
Hubby: hisses
Me: boring match bt I want spurs to win
Hubby: raises eyebrow
Me: spurs scores, goal, screaming
Son: goalllllllll
Hubby: will u both keep quiet, why disturbing
Me: laughing
Son: laughing
Hubby:murmuring, arsenal can like to spoil mood
Me: check what barcelona is playing na
Hubby: hisses, its 5-0
Me: shouts, yes my boys are good


Me: goal, picks phone abt to update
Hubby: offside jor
Me: ehn ehn
Hubby: goal, I said it, both team to score
Me: who scored?
Hubby: ololade
Me: shey niagerian ni, boboyen ojo naija na
Hubby: quiet
Me: o de soro na, shey naija ni
Hubby: shouts oxlade, fimile

Me: boateng niyen abi?
Hubby: am hungry, pls mk me fresh meal
Me: frowns and goes to the kitchen

buhahahahah....no use laff kill me
u want mk ur husband team lose....Shey 9ja ni bobo yen part got me rotflmao

I no get wify......onli ma butufu GF

marieolae: Very true actually

hm!
If you be my woman, you go dey disturb me like that?
Na fist I go take tear ya nose

d day I watched ball with a lady , ah I hear am.. No be small thing abegi

wah man watches Saturday Sunday epl @ home?

Guy wetin i do u na? LWKMD OOOOOOOO

dytbabe: Me: yes footy time
Hubby: looks at me and takes the remote
Me: arsenal ati taniyen
Hubby: shey ori oruko ni
Me: asks him again
Hubby: with a bit agression spurs
Me: spurs, grabs remote frm him, yes totteham
Hubby: hisses
Me: boring match bt I want spurs to win
Hubby: raises eyebrow
Me: spurs scores, goal, screaming
Son: goalllllllll
Hubby: will u both keep quiet, why disturbing
Me: laughing
Son: laughing
Hubby:murmuring, arsenal can like to spoil mood
Me: check what barcelona is playing na
Hubby: hisses, its 5-0
Me: shouts, yes my boys are good


Me: goal, picks phone abt to update
Hubby: offside jor
Me: ehn ehn
Hubby: goal, I said it, both team to score
Me: who scored?
Hubby: ololade
Me: shey niagerian ni, boboyen ojo naija na
Hubby: quiet
Me: o de soro na, shey naija ni
Hubby: shouts oxlade, fimile

Me: boateng niyen abi?
Hubby: am hungry, pls mk me fresh meal
Me: frowns and goes to the kitchen

isn't a crime

Odunharry:
buhahahahah....no use laff kill me
u want mk ur husband team lose....Shey 9ja ni bobo yen part got me rotflmao

Abi na
When he said ololade
I said that's a yoruba name
Na so the guy shout say that's what dey call him
Oxlade chambelin abi wetin he call am

He will say, u don't know footy enuf, u better don't go out sayin all these

Bt trust me, I love football, names no no no no no

lmao

is all fun bcs i have experienced it a lot

dytbabe:

Abi na
When he said ololade
I said that's a yoruba name
Na so the guy shout say that's what dey call him
Oxlade chambelin abi wetin he call am

He will say, u don't know footy enuf, u better don't go out sayin all these

Bt trust me, I love football, names no no no no no

that good....i guess Barca is ur no.1 sport team...cntact messi n neymar to play well cos i am thinking of playing a bet

Odunharry:
that good....i guess Barca is ur no.1 sport team...cntact messi n neymar to play well cos i am thinking of playing a bet

Number 1 ever
We rule spain
Haters goan die

Bt smtyms these boys jst ruins ones mood, I don't like to watch my match, jst scores

I love to see either chelsea or Man u thrashed, its so much fun, I get all smiling and jumpy

Anyday, anytime, gimme Barca
Athletico too cos of diego simeone, bobo yen hawt
Bayern, pep *kisses*

I really enjoyed this thread it got me cracking my ribs..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...we need something like this more often on Nairaland..nice one

dytbabe:

Number 1 ever
We rule spain
Haters goan die

Bt smtyms these boys jst ruins ones mood, I don't like to watch my match, jst scores

I love to see either chelsea or Man u thrashed, its so much fun, I get all smiling and jumpy

Anyday, anytime, gimme Barca
Athletico too cos of diego simeone, bobo yen hawt
Bayern, pep *kisses*

chaii...Na my Belove club(Man u) u dy beef like that o,chaii

dnt worry,barca wont win today n i wont 4get to quote u after the match

e be lyk u lyk cute coach..
Simeone na Agbero jo..can fight anybdy

bros no vex o. But this joke don stale...... I no fit laugh put again