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Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by amichaelz101(m): 3:53pm On Oct 01, 2014
Abeg no laugh O°˚˚˚˚˚°o cz I AM SO BLOODY ANGRY!!

Mtn is so wicked. Just Imagine! I received a message from mtn this afternoon saying "Know interesting facts about your country Nigeria.... text NIG to 32050...100 naira per day" And as a good citizen of Nigeria, I decided to know more facts about my dearly beloved Nigeria....

I subscribed and immediately they deducted 100 naira from
my account and the first fact i received was...

"Do you know that Nigeria national flag has two colours which are green and white?"...Heeeen!! Mo Gbe o!

Secondly they sent...."Do you know that the first letter of Nigeria is "N"? WTF is dat

Thirdly... "Do you know that river Niger is in Nigeria?" Mba,I didn't know dat! *frowning*

Last....."Do u know Lagos is in Nigeria?" No O°˚˚˚˚˚°o I thought its in Portugal nah! Mtscheeeew!!

Right now my hard earned one hundred naira is gone! I tried to stop dis message by sending End to d number provided but its not going through!
Wot Advice do u av 4 me dear frnds cos am thirsting so baad 4 d blood of MTN!
Abi e ma gba mi ke! (Help me oo)..
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by Nobody: 3:58pm On Oct 01, 2014
Break the Sim card and flush it inside toilet...
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by amichaelz101(m): 4:08pm On Oct 01, 2014
impactz: Break the Sim card and flush it inside toilet...
my personal Sim
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 4:35pm On Oct 01, 2014
Are you joking..... if not then mtn is.........
Call there customer care to Help you unscr
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by Pluskid(m): 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2014
Lol.. unsubscribing wont do u any good.. just go to mtn office.
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by philo3(m): 11:21pm On Oct 01, 2014
Keep on being a patrotic Nigerian... ull get to knw very soon that Nigeria ends with the letteer A
Re: Mtn Don Play Me Wayo Ooh! by PoloYoung(m): 11:36pm On Oct 01, 2014
And do you know that Nigeria gained independence in october 1st 1960?

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