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10 Things Ladies Do After A Break Up by opyzy(m): 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2014
saw this on FB and decided to share it with you guys

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER:
This is always the first move. As soon as the guy
breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his
number. But you know what’s annoying about
this? It
doesn’t change anything because we still have
the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains.
Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP
EXPERTS:
I know most people can relate to this. We all have
that friend who had a bad break up and next thing,
she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships
become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She
knows how not to date a guy.

3. BECOME BORN AGAIN:
When a guy whom they loved so much breaks
their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God
was their companion before the break up, but as
soon as the break up happens, they have the front
row in church, their voices would be the loudest
during service and would go to church 10 times a
day if they have to. Some Muslims even start
wearing hijab. But
as soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT:

Ladies always have a sense of empowerment
after a bad break-
up. You start to see things like,
# TeamSingleAndLovingIt ,
# TeamSingleForever etc even though we are
dying inside.
We suddenly have our little NGOs and become
allergic to men.
I pity some toasters during this period because
they will smell pepper!

5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING:
It’s after a break up that we remember that food
is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of
ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or
even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to
stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any
better but we do it anyway!

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS:
They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to
remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying
their eyeballs out
after every scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are
in the best relationship, that song just has a way
of making you feel sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS:
After a break up, everything reminds you of the
ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!

8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk
their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange number.
Then when he says hello, they hang up or just
remain silent. We know some of
you are guilty.
Women are the best CIA agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME:
If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single,
she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her
friends will never let her. She would always want
to go out and have that fun she would never have
had with her ex. It is always a plus when they
know
that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will
be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to
make sure he realises what he is missing.
Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE:
Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if
they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she
kept on hold while she was dating become her
besties and we all know the things that go along
with that.
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break Up by pasqal09: 9:17pm On Oct 01, 2014

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