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My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 4:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning.

I will like to share the experience with my nairaland folks especially the male.

11.55am this morning, I was seating in front of my office. When this pretty and light in complexion lady walk up to me.

So I decided to ask what she want, but to my out most surprise she only give me a sign (meaning I can't talk). I decided to give her a pen and a book since I have it on my desk in the office.


So we started chatting.

Lady : I want to see you.

Me : you can see me

Lady: what I want to say, you will be angry but God , I am not telling lie.

Me: will you like to sit down.

Lady: yes.

I brought out a chair. So we sat down and something was dancing in me that I have catch a fish for my self.

Lady: my brother have accident and I need money to travel.

Me: do you want me to give you money

Lady: yes for God sake.

Me : I will give you. You are pretty.

Lady: thank you. You are handsome too.

My joystick start developing grim grim.


Me: do you know what they call love at first sight

Lady: yes.

Me: that is what I feel for you.

Lady: thanks for the loving.

A customer approach so I decided to give her 500h before attending to the customer.

When I got back, she was still waiting.

Chai that even make my joystick bigger.

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Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 03, 2014
What kind of thread is this? angry

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Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by keandre: 4:38pm On Oct 03, 2014
[size=30pt]be fast[/size]
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Baddestguyp(m): 4:40pm On Oct 03, 2014
following
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by uniqueren(f): 4:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
seriously??
I think I need a gun right now
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 4:50pm On Oct 03, 2014
Typing......


Omo I done enter one chance today.
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:05pm On Oct 03, 2014
Me: I want to be with you .

Lady: write where she live and her phone number.

But seriously, I done dey have kongi so I really wanted to smack a ass right away.

Me: can you stay with me till I close

Lady: I will text you tomorrow morning( asking for my number)


Me: I started the flattering thing .but she insist tomorrow.

Lady: tomorrow you will give me lot of money

Me: sure now but you prove that you like me too.

Lady: stood up and walk away with real and round ukwu.


My joystick just no gree go down now but guys pray for me because I need luck as am looking forward to tomorrow morning.

Make kongi no con kill me now.

I will update you later.

Tomorrow.

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Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
krall: What kind of thread is this? angry



Super story
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by StPete: 5:08pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abeg, make sure say every details of the parole is documented. I can already feel the excitement building up
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by MrCork: 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
folawiyoma: I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning.

I will like to share the experience with my nairaland folks especially the male.

11.55am this morning, I was seating in front of my office. When this pretty and light in complexion lady walk up to me.

So I decided to ask what she want, but to my out most surprise she only give me a sign (meaning I can't talk). I decided to give her a pen and a book since I have it on my desk in the office.


So we started chatting.

Lady : I want to see you.

Me : you can see me

Lady: what I want to say, you will be angry but God , I am not telling lie.

Me: will you like to sit down.

Lady: yes.

I brought out a chair. So we sat down and something was dancing in me that I have catch a fish for my self.

Lady: my brother have accident and I need money to travel.

Me: do you want me to give you money

Lady: yes for God sake.

Me : I will give you. You are pretty.

Lady: thank you. You are handsome too.

My joystick start developing grim grim.


Me: do you know what they call love at first sight

Lady: yes.

Me: that is what I feel for you.

Lady: thanks for the loving.

A customer approach so I decided to give her 500h before attending to the customer.

When I got back, she was still waiting.

Chai that even make my joystick bigger.

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...see yor small head like baby donkey....so the lady is now deaf n dum simply becuz she reject u?.

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Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:16pm On Oct 03, 2014
MrCork:


...see yor small head like baby donkey....so the lady is now deaf n dum simply becuz she reject u?.



Think whatever you think. I already know am not taking advantage of her.

Waiting for correct bleeping tomorrow.
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:17pm On Oct 03, 2014
MrCork:


...see yor small head like baby donkey....so the lady is now deaf n dum simply becuz she reject u?.









Think whatever you think. I already know am not taking advantage of her.

Waiting for correct bleeping tomorrow.
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by folawiyoma(m): 5:19pm On Oct 03, 2014
uniqueren: seriously??
I think I need a gun right now




Did not do anything wrong.
Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by Millate01: 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
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