After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing anything about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have
not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the manager
went on to explain:

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year?

MAN: 365 days and some times 366.

MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?

MAN: 24 hours.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours?

MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.

MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?

MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).

MANAGER: Do you come to works on
weekends?

MAN: No sir.

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?

MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days.

MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many do you
have now?

MAN: 18 days.

MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

MAN: 4 days.

MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days are left?

MAN: Two days sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Independence
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days left?

MAN: None sir!

MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!

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rotfl... it funny n u knw it

Thumbs up

Hmmmmm smart manager....but d trick he played was to divide 365 by 3 b4 subtracting d public holds and wkends....he should av subtracted d public holidays and wkends from 365days first b4 dividing d remaining by 3

Well, thats why its better to be paid per hour....

But this deserves front page... Dani1luv where art thou??

Lagusta:
Well, thats why its better to be paid per hour....

But this deserves front page... Dani1luv where art thou??

Lol.. and you think dani is still existing?


the guy is busy with yabaleftonline

bunmioguns:




Lol.. and you think dani is still existing?


the guy is busy with yabaleftonline

then we need a new moderator... Its as simple as that!!!

I'll nominate you asap!!!

Cc: seun

Lagusta:


then we need a new moderator... Its as simple as that!!!

I'll nominate you asap!!!

Cc: seun

Lol.... me?

I have not being regular in this section....the regular poster would fits in better in the position

thanks for the kind gesture

Lmfao
Badoo baddest boss ever liveth

Funny conversation

Since it is geared at humor, we'll ignore the flawed logic.

bunmioguns:
After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing anything about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have
not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the manager
went on to explain:

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year?

MAN: 365 days and some times 366.

MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?

MAN: 24 hours.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours?

MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.

MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?

MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).

MANAGER: Do you come to works on
weekends?

MAN: No sir.

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?

MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days.

MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many do you
have now?

MAN: 18 days.

MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

MAN: 4 days.

MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days are left?

MAN: Two days sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Independence
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days left?

MAN: None sir!

MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!

Sharp manager

What can I say?

I'll say GO TO CHURCH!

lol...funny... happy super Sunday fellas

ℓoº°˚˚˚°ºoℓs=D

Nothing o

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gud one.

Lemme read before commenting

Whts d meaning of cunny? Op u meant cunning?

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He should have taken the weekends from the 365/366 days....and not the one-third.

Wow wot a tru talk hia

Lol...truly cunning

The thunder that will fire that Manager.....


Is doing press-up in Mushin

Seen

Rubbish post, the boss dey sleep for office ni?

Doesn't make sense in the real sense of it.

I will send the manager to early grave. If spiritualist can do the magic, I will find alternatives way

Entrepreneurship always the best