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If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by Nobody: 11:58am On Oct 04, 2014
Be sincere plz..
Assuming boko haram leader was
captured and u are asked to select
one option for his execution,
which one of these options will
you
select?
a.1 cup of raw acid
b.1 cup of cement
c. 1 cup of liquid ebola
d. To throw him in d atlantic ocean
e. 24 bullets
f. To swallow bomb
g. kept in a room full of soldier ants
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by ramdris(m): 12:12pm On Oct 04, 2014
Bury him to neck level and release soldier ants to devour his face.

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Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by yungEX(m): 12:38pm On Oct 04, 2014
drag hI'm on the floor throughout nigerian
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by Nobody: 12:51pm On Oct 04, 2014
Feed him his testicles.
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by Nobody: 1:10pm On Oct 04, 2014
Wait! Make I think
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by morhsuud22(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
BEWARE CRUEL POSTERS ABOVE....Anyways due to the fact that we Nigerians are merciful i think every one of us should just flog him a stroke of cane
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by kazmanbanjoko(m): 5:27pm On Oct 05, 2014
Feed him to the dogs

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Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by ademi87(m): 6:23pm On Oct 05, 2014
grin undecidedwats wrong with bubbling and boiling groundnut oil? Just askin ni ooo grin
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by SOUNDKING: 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2014
If he repents, we will kill and forgive him.
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by steelcloud(m): 10:27pm On Oct 05, 2014
That's easy...I think he should be tied to a pole...n one reprsentative from each ov is victims family should flog him...then he should be taken to d hospital for treatment...when he's fine again...then they should start amputating him...starting from the leg..allow him to heal then go to d arms....till he's left with only his head then we forgive him...
Re: If Shekau Is Caught, What Do U Suggest His Punishment Is by Nobody: 11:34pm On Oct 06, 2014
tie him on a plane wit hs head upside down & fly him round d 36 states of nigeria

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