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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by natureblack(m): 2:08pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
See how religion has made my people dump |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kika23(f): 2:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I didn't attend service today |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Piloeternity(m): 2:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
alberto2k:LOL...... U re not serious! Up gunners anyway |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by alberto2k(m): 2:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by greggng: 2:11pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Nigerians never sieze to amaze me. Until we realise that new generation churches re business venture , we will always be their magas . I know some of you were expecting a prayer that will help you get or snatch someones husband. Sorry for you all 9 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Jewelbaby01(f): 2:12pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hmmm... Why is that whenever any offering is about to be taken in church, the pastor or whoever is co-ordinating will always read malachi 3 vs 8-10? Why can't they just go ahead and bless the offering and let ppl give? We already know, infact 90% of church goers have that bible portion in their heads. 2 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
:DM a Muslim lol |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:15pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano:lmao! U still dey expect blessing. Aint u blessed enough? |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by ProfEinstein: 2:16pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
SlyIg:thats fr Ray, he is my good friend 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by 3coins(m): 2:18pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
SlyIg:Catholic priests dont preach for up to an hour. 3 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by StealthyMe(m): 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hmmnn... **My head just dey pain me as this man just dey shout 'Yes Sir' 'Ride On Pastor' 'Word!!!' 'Yes yes Yes' for everything pastor dey talk **I been see one new style of slepping for church today shaa... Na so my daddy in the Lord use him book cover him head dey look downwards at im Bible wey dey im laps... Can someonr shout a big halleluyah? Na so daddy mi jump up dey look around...come dey form Thank You Jesus .....Other funny things that didnt happn in my church though 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by slap1(m): 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I didn't attend. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I be Muslim sha....yesterday as we no get moni buy ram na only musoro (he-goat) we wan kill so the rope cut naso musoro take tear race o,all my friend wey neva see am con join us dey find am dem con dey ask say Shea na cow or na ram.to talk say na musoro na wahala so I just dey use anoda talk cover am and you know say to catch musoro hard pass how u go take catch cow self....I'm telling you till now MUSORO Neva come house o & since that yesterday our pot just dey stranded 42 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by osangaope: 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lagos to begin probe of Synagogue building collapse on Oct. 13th full details here: http://www.naijashine.com.ng/lagos-begin-probe-synagogue-building-collapse-oct-13th/ 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by 3coins(m): 2:21pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
greggng:what are you talking about?? 8 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by tomiobj(m): 2:22pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Dozed off. Lst 30 mins. Was on nl farano: |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Lero15(m): 2:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
This my uncle church no be am o. Me still dey church since 7 in d morning. Na my uncle dey do pastors meeting, we have to wait for him. And me suppose watch Chelsea-Arsenal match, plus HUNGER dey waya me ehn... Chai! 7 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by san316(m): 2:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Even the pastor recognizes the power of UKWU in marketting. If not, y him no call guys.? 6 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by tomiobj(m): 2:25pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Choir. There is non holy as the lord,there is none beside thee..................................all things are for thy pleyorrrr. 4 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by olorundimu(m): 2:25pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I no go church today. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by dam007(m): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Didn't go to church but I joined my church program online tho.. But one funny thing I noticed about christians and sunday service around me is that congregation has grades!! In Vi churches are Behind, services are calm.... Enter one corner in Ife... The kind of prayers you'll hear will make you run! "God let your Thunder of anger strike every enemy affecting my Glory!!! God na Thor?? Besides Its clear now that some churches Use prayer bazookas to tackle enemies with pen knife!! Didn't jesus say forgive them for they Know not what they're doin? If jesus was like that, why do most christians in all these churches wish death upon their enemies and their generations to come because they are enemies!?? 3 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Ezennaemeka1(m): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Mass was celebrated in Latin. So I was kinda lost and didn't follow up. 3 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mysterious33(m): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Here's mine, the woman sitting next to me wore this hard lacy-material and each time it touches my hand, it's like I'm been scrubbed with a metal sponge and at every available opportunity, she rubbed that cloth on me. At a point, I had to check my hand for bloodstain, I could bet I would bleed if the service extended for another 10mins....guess its d case of a sheep in wolf-clothing. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:28pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I just keep seeing these guys as criminals. Honestly, I can shake off the feeling. The more pastors act, the more it is confirmed. They are bloody thieves with no shame. 4 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by cushycute(f): 2:29pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Area Mummy gave some money to a woman who danced well during thanksgiving , as today was thanksgiving sunday. It was really funny tho I liked it 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:30pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
dam007:Same question I hv bn asking for a while. I guess d fire and thunder approach sells more market 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Ezennaemeka1(m): 2:30pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
SlyIg:ma'am do you mean Perm site sub chapter ? if yes, I thought mass ceases to be celebrated there once students are on recession. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by DWJOBScom(m): 2:30pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I enjoyed church today - heard a good message on love from one of the young priests and it sounded so new and real. I came off with a resolution to love , help, reach out without bias, encourage and never give to anger. It gave me a better view to why people behave the way they do and why I should be different. It came in a different dimension today #trust me - any insult hurled or said will be responded to in love It was most interesting today in church 9 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
cushycute: Area Mummy...... as in mum to Area Boys? 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Superstar007(m): 2:34pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
My pastor asked how much I bought my iphone6 . And I told him 25k instead of 200k cos I didn't want him to know I had that amount of money on me. Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for himself and his wife. Please, what should I do? 26 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:34pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
So nobody can talk about what they learnt, all that was interesting to you has nothing to do with the bible?- wonderful!!! |
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