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Real Quotes by eplazza(m): 4:15pm On Oct 05, 2014
(1)Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any - Albert
Macauley (1872)
(2)He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela(1973)
(3)He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
(4)Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
(5)Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
(6)He who refuses to regard agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
(7)Any man who drinks Yoyo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
(coolDrinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
(9)He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
(10)No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
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