The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.

In 9ja, night calls sure pass .

6. Those idiots that will try to take advantage of slightest disruption in power supply just to obtain ur gadget and leave ur charger for u. We caught one girl like that one day like dah.
7. Hahaha, The new love birds that turn night class to adventurous date.. U'll see them in every dark conner.
8. The ones that got tired of sleeping in their hostel.. A guy was snoring with vibration like that, we thought it was generator o.
9. The coffee guy, energy drink, bitter kola.

10. The musical Dj.
More to come.....



I'm a victim of many here o.... We dey fwenshen up go Night class ni o. ... UNILORIN folks "skyway things"

I did all during my stay in futa except 6.

foxyac3:
6. Those idiots that will try to take advantage of slightest disruption in power supply just to obtain ur gadget and leave ur charger for u. We caught one girl like that one day like dah.
7. Hahaha, The new love birds that turn night class to adventurous date.. U'll see them in every dark conner.
8. The ones that got tired of sleeping in their hostel.. A guy was snoring with vibration like that, we thought it was generator o.
9. The coffee guy, energy drink, bitter kola.

10. The musical Dj.
More to come.....



I'm a victim of many here o.... We dey fwenshen up go Night class ni o. ... UNILORIN folks "skyway things"

my list was incomplete before you guys posted. Sorry i had to include some of the things you have mentioned here but i did not see your post before including then just that i was still typing when you commented.

Those people that snore are the worst people to sit with, because from snoring to heavy farting. One girl had to fall off her seat to the floor and could you imagine that she continued sleeping? It was when she felt uncomfortable under the desk that she woke up and felt so embarrassed. Infact we did not laugh too much because it was a lady so that she does not murder herself with shame.

DEGREE2466:


my list was incomplete before you guys posted. Sorry i had to include some of the things you have mentioned here but i did not see your post before including then just that i was still typing when you commented.

Those people that snore are the worst people to sit beside you. Because from snoring to heavy farting. One girl had to fall from her seat to the floor and could you imagine she continue sleeping? It was when she felt incomfortable under the desk that she woke up and felt so embarrassed. Infact we did not laugh too much because it is a lady so that she does not murder herself with shame.

Hahahaha, if u look that her gbejero eyes that minute, it'll be lava red. And she'll pretend she was only meditating.

Ion know any of this things because i schooled in france

You don't see things like these happening in Norway. I miss 9ja

loooool. Op covered everything.

Shyb na wen u dy hostel u go dy go night class...mehn una neva see sumtin...sum night class na S3X class...#eye witness#

The attention seekers: they do all sorts of things just to make people notice they are around.
The peepers: they come to your desk now and then just to check which topic you are reading-i hate those niggas.

hmmmm, unilorin art class area. I av stopped doing nite class 4 school jare. My room suit me perfectly 4 nite class.

Lol, saw it coming

I didn't do night class.

I Don't even read at night,or quiet place. It makes my mind wander away.

Don't forget those who bring their laptops to class with the motive of playing games and watching movies.

I no lyk night claSs na

foxyac3:
6. Those idiots that will try to take advantage of slightest disruption in power supply just to obtain ur gadget and leave ur charger for u. We caught one girl like that one day like dah.
7. Hahaha, The new love birds that turn night class to adventurous date.. U'll see them in every dark conner.
8. The ones that got tired of sleeping in their hostel.. A guy was snoring with vibration like that, we thought it was generator o.
9. The coffee guy, energy drink, bitter kola.

10. The musical Dj.
More to come.....



I'm a victim of many here o.... We dey fwenshen up go Night class ni o. ... UNILORIN folks "skyway things"

aswear

Those who smoke weed at the back of the class nko

You just took me down the memory lane... It made school fun, anyways. Without these things, the world would be a boring place, I guess. Happy Eid el things to our muslem buddies!

Peace!

boombay:
Ion know any of this things because i schooled in france

Thanks for letting us know. Now clap for yourself

And what happened to minding your own business and letting every other person be

Gbam

.

Naso

Where are the hoodlums

So @Op wch category una belong?


No 6 I guess

I laugh in dutch..

I made it!!! thank God!