Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by missterious(f): 8:49am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Karmatyra: lol....naija rappers be like... Baby you a lizard? kos AGAMA eyes on you! rubish! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 8:56am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Naija rappers are wackkkkkkk! |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Profcamsey(m): 9:02am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Akshow:
Are pasuma and Obesere rappers?
Do they sing in English?
Are u kidding with this silly question?
Or are just plainly dumb?
Kweshions for the gods who ask you? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Richiy(f): 9:26am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Listening to Lecrae and the entire #116 crew has helped me realize that rappers have a lot of work to do. They have to be smart, read wide, know a lot of things and remember them. This would help to generate good punchlines and good delivery.
But these naija "rappers".....them no dey try for punchlines at all. They need to start reading and observing. Honestly. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Iceprince no go kill person o. |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by 3coins(m): 10:18am On Oct 08, 2014 |
dear op,
are you new to rap music?. . . I see you dont know the difference between punchline and wordplay. . Op, you also said "we all love ice prince". . You and who?
Op, that eriga's line is "...cuz when you hear to to,to to (gunshot sound) no be dike. . . Na that to to wey go make your body parts decay" brilliant wordplay there
op, "i am sumed like a calendar,i have got all your dates". . I dont see anything wrong in this either
ice slave is a lame ass rapper. . Did i just call him a rapper?. . Well that is what nigerians call him. . . Phenom is a big goat. . He once said this in one of his lame songs, "i am the limit everyman can reach". . . I was like damn. . . Humans would have been very dumb if this was true. . . . I dont really dig Naija rap tho 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Lordabas: 10:58am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Wackest i've heard so far..
My blood e full call me BLOODY F0ÖL 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:58am On Oct 08, 2014 |
even Nairalanders wey no know the meaning of punchline be shouting wack!
Sanyablaze , I see you appreciate good music, but I will want to disagree with two of the punchies you listed;
1. Life aint fair,am thinking of how to bleach: I think ice tried here, but he should have made it fit more by saying, Life aint fair, I wanna bleach it up, you would easily understand that he means,life aint fair, he wants to make life better. Fair (maning light complexion and also meaning good), then the bleach meaning turning somthing dark to light,and also making something better as he used it here. I hope you understand me,
2. Like a calender, I've got all your dates: its actually pretty good as he's trying to say he's got all your girls.
I think 'some' of them are trying, but they have got to step up their game and go for something deep, something that has soul. Thanks, I appreciate what you've done here. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by abokikhalifa: 12:13pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
With all this ribbish you still pay just to see them perform..... Oya lie |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by adegwurulez(m): 12:18pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Richiy: Listening to Lecrae and the entire #116 crew has helped me realize that rappers have a lot of work to do. They have to be smart, read wide, know a lot of things and remember them. This would help to generate good punchlines and good delivery.
But these naija "rappers".....them no dey try for punchlines at all. They need to start reading and observing. Honestly. You're a #116 fan? |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by adegwurulez(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
If you must listen to nigerian rappers, listen to the intelligent ones like vector, modenine, M.I and jesse jagz.
Just a word of advise 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Richiy(f): 12:21pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
adegwurulez:
You're a #116 fan? I rep #116 any day and time!!!! With my favorite being....emmm....KB!!!!! Honestly, i dunno which I like better... |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Feranmicharles(m): 12:23pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Profcamsey: i dont understand this. what of Pasuma and Obesere 'em be rapper? |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Feranmicharles(m): 12:25pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Lordabas: Wackest i've heard so far..
My blood e full call me BLOODY F0ÖL . Loiz hahahahhahaaaha. He be bloody fool |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by adegwurulez(m): 12:27pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Richiy:
I rep #116 any day and time!!!! With my favorite being....emmm....KB!!!!! Honestly, i dunno which I like better... same here, i like lecrae, Trip lee, sho baraka and the whole clique. |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Pvictor10(m): 12:37pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
If you want the best of rap, listen to LECRAE. #GOSPELTHOUGH. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by whytfaz(m): 1:02pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: i gety money for My briefcase oh oh #by our very own OBO..... Very wack and stupid... (2) draw ur face for My HEART who de do TATOO, if the manchine no de shey Dem fit use CASHEW #by Eriiga....... ........
(3) the only time i de draw na when i eat okro #by BLack maggic ........
(4) i no they let them pass me like party rice, erigga you too bad you be anti-Christ! #by erriga ......
(5) i they like girls with big booty, CHuK am for DICCK call am CHUKWUDI #by Eriiga again...
(6) baby yu de drive me crazy, continue with ur speed of 190 #by erigga ..
(7) My punchline bad pass like wen needle enter ur prick hole #by erigga..
(8 ) My flow sweet pass when you the spy who they fvck #by erigga......
(9) na Clarence peters de shoot video, we no manchine gun we de shoot #by erriga.
(10) one second this, one second that, i no they write this so you gaz record that, #by OLamide, very wack..
(11) you know we started from the ghetto, now we get oh, shey una know,#by patoranking.......... ....
Make i stop for here now, when the thread mak FP i go add more, i never even start... Nothing wrong with the black magic line tho that's word play... Vector was pretty dumb on that track btw |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by whytfaz(m): 1:06pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
sanyablaze:
Hello, fam. Today, we’re going to mess around with Nigerian hip hop. You know, I used to be one of those so called ‘hip hop heads.’ If it wasn’t Methodman, Redman, Scarface, Rakim, Pac , Biggie,Big Pun, S laughterhouse or some underground rapper that 98% of the population didn’t know, I wasn’t bumping it. We were the hard kids in baggies dissing the skinny jeans kids.
Then with the emergence of rappers like Modenine, M.I and the Terry tha Rapman, I decided to give Nigerian hip hop a chance. I remember hearing Modenine’s ‘Pentium IX’, my mind was blown. I remember staying up all night to hear M.I’s ‘Talk About It’ over and over again.
More so, as I grew older, I realized that music is essentially about the melody. So any musician that could make me nod my head and move my feet is cool with me. All those hard rappers talking about how they kill people and smoke all day have no claim on me no more. Don’t get me wrong, I still appreciate talent. I still invest my data more on conscious and underground music than the mainstream ones. I’m just not as stiff as I used to be. No more forcing myself to hate an artiste just ‘cause he has lots of fans. poo, I’m into
Wizkid now and I think Solid Star is probably Nigeria’s most underrated artiste. I enjoyed my relationship with Nigerian hip hop for a while. Then the money started coming and they started running out of Ideas. Witty punchlines were replaced by watery ones. When you try and raise this, the rappers will call you a hater who’s just hating on their success, like Mr Incredible said in his latest single, ‘Chairman,’ “have you eaten today? Then why are you hating?”
This piece is just to let them know that we the fans are disappointed in them for putting in far less time thinking of intelligent punchlines than they do drafting lists of rich men to praise in their next single (refer to M.I’s ‘Chairman’ and Iceprince’s ‘Northerner’). Ladies and gentlemen, Nigerian hip hop is the new Fuji.
If your favourite rapper is herE, please don’t be mad at me. I’m not saying they’re wack, i’m just saying that particular line is. And if you feel these aren’t wack, please forgive me, I have high standards. If you feel you have heard wacker punchlines, feel free to use the comment section.
10. “Life is not fair, I’m thinking of how to bleach” – ICEPRINCE, NIGERIAN BET CYPHER, VARIOUS ARTISTES The amazing thing is that people actually think this is clever. Like what the Bleep does this even mean? How does your bleaching help life get fair? This looks like something I would have written at age ten when my now rested dream of being a rapper was just conceived, definitely not what you want to put on BET cypher where ‘killers’ like Modenine and X.O Senavoe will be on. Yeah, everybody loves Iceprince but it’s not because of his clever lyrics, it’s because he comes out with monster hit songs……… once in three years.
9.“You leave me messed up, now I’m feeling like a fart” – VECTOR, ‘TICKLE ME’ ft Chuddy K We all love Vector. Nigga has mad tracks under his belt. Raise your hands if you still bump ‘Get Down’. The Bar-Rack mixtape had its highs and lows. It boasts of ‘Stay Scheming’ ‘Intro’ and ‘Tuwo’. But most of the tracks were just fillers. I think he’s trying too hard with the metaphors. I blame the people around him who tell him “men, that poo is drugs!” Like really?! Messed up and feeling like a fart? Apart from the fact that it’s generic, it’s plain silly. We love you Vector, but not all tracks should be released.
8.“I really wish we last long, Anaconda.” ICEPRINCE, ‘MORE’ Here is our beloved Iceprince again. I find it difficult commenting on this one because the stupidity speaks for itself. Dude, you don’t have to come up with corny Bottom punchlines like this just because you want to rhyme. Truth is, this whole list could have been made of bad lines from this song alone, but I’ll just use this one as a point of contact. Brother Iceprince should have just written a love letter to the babe jeje instead of infesting our airwaves with this song.
7. “ I’m so fly, my plane never lands. Like Michael Jackson’s park, Neverland” – PHENOM, ‘OMO NAIJA’ I actually love the ‘Omo Naija’ track, mostly because of its infectious hook. Maybe I’m just hating on this line because I expected more from Phenom. First of all, ‘i’m so fly, my plane never lands’ was wack, then dude had to go on and explain ‘Never land’ to us. Who the Bleep did you make the track for, five year olds? If this was a freestyle , I wouldn’t mind but I’m sure this was written, and so he must have been pretty impressed with the line for him to release it. Let me kick a rhyme for Phenom. Dear Phenom, this is sad, Like Michael Jackson’s death, sad.
6. “Na jollof music, no be rice and stew” – LYNXXX, ‘EZIOKWU’ Ft Various Artistes. I poo you not, brethren, Lynxxx actually said that. I think he should join Nollywood. His nice physique will be a welcome replacement for the pot bellied, mid-fourties lead actors we have. Because, truth is he’s bleeping up the music industry and his looks is the only thing giving him any sort of buzz. The nigga has never impressed, either intentionally or otherwise. Some might say he was just having fun but I say this is lazy writing. If you want to get away with lines likes like this, make highlife music. With lines like this, little wonder there’s nobody looking out for any new Lynxxx music.
5. “IF YOU’RE SLEEPING ON ME, IT MUST BE UNDER- COVER/ GET IT?”- X.O SENAVOE-TAXI MUSIC The only thing worse than this punchline is the fact that X.O actually had the nerve to repeat the line then asked “get it”?! What in the actual Bleep? This line is TOO BASIC to even repeat or even ask us if we get it! Music lovers are not retards,STOP asking us if we get silly and corny lines! He just had to mess up an otherwise good track with a line like this…..please,no more punchlines that sound like you’re rapping for an autistic audience.
4. “LIKE A CALENDAR, I’VE GOT DATES”- PHYNO FT OLAMIDE. – GHOST MODE Wait…wait…wait, can you feel your brain cells dying already?? Fam, this here is just a shame, let’s work with this punchline and provide phyno with more punchlines… “Like a toolbox, I’ve got tools” (._.) Oga Sarz,oya gimme one mad beat, I’ve arrived! Bonus dead punchline by phyno- “my beat is the killer-serial” WTF ??
3) “I’M MILK IN THE GAME, NO TEA HOMIE”- ICE PRINCE, JUJU And its a hattrick for the rapper everyone loves! I’m starting to suspect Iceprince is dating a kindergaten chick….nothing else can explain these kind of sappy lines. Please call the pallbearers…there’s a deadline here waiting to be buried. Iceprince is really great at outdoing himself… If you still have a brain at this point, I congratulate you,proceed to the last two lines with utmost caution…
2) “THESE NIGGERS SPASTIC RHYME, MIKE TYSON”- REMINISCE, OMO NAIJA REMIX I’ve played this line like 50million times and it still makes absolutely no sense. So,I’ve been forced to conclude that in the struggle to rhyme, Reminisce just coined one of the stupidest punchlines ever. To be fair to be him,he seemed to be totally out of depth throughout the song…still, its unfair to pry our ears with totally senseless poo cos you wanna prove you can spit punchlines in English.
1) “WHEN YOU HEAR TO-TO, TONTO DIKE”- ERIGGA FT OLAMIDE, PAPER BOI I swear to God I didn’t make this up…a Nigerian rapper actually said this!! Wait let’s play this again…. “When you hear to-to, toto dike” Fam,are you still waiting for a punchline deader than this? His name’s Erigga, Mr. “The gbana wey I dey smoke big pass ur fan base” (._.) Y’all better get out of here while you still have brain cells…. And if you’ve got punchlines deader than these, feel free to drop a comment….
Read Erotic Stories here www.86wiz.com Phyno line was okay tho like seriously I don't know what LYNXXX is doing with rap, those two words should never be in the same sentence. He should try nollywood |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by emyboy94: 1:19pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
"Blood so full so call me bloody fool" So hilarious!! |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by fiftynaira(m): 1:44pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
I enter with my hummer 406 506 With my hummar 6
SKY B.... Am calling! |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by philantoxx(m): 2:35pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
ice prince lord of the wack punchlines |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by lyricalpontiff(m): 2:44pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Can the op do better? |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by amiskurie(m): 2:51pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Thorerah: The thing is unless you're looking to rap along you won't even notice the lyrics. It's mostly about the beats 50% of the lines are okay,if the op doesn't agree with me then he doesn't really understand raps.its all abt shiit.oops! As much as I dnt like most Nigerian rappers,I give passes to mode and seriki....nd few lines from other rappers |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:52pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
adegwurulez: If you must listen to nigerian rappers, listen to the intelligent ones like vector, modenine, M.I and jesse jagz.
Just a word of advise Thanks for the advice. For Nigerian rappers; Modenine, Vector and few others do the trick. Iceprince is something else . But for the chorus and the beat, you would think you are still listening to the same track. |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by wayne4loan: 3:17pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Karmatyra: lol....naija rappers be like... Baby you a lizard? kos AGAMA eyes on you! rubish! Karmatyra: lol....naija rappers be like... Baby you a lizard? kos AGAMA eyes on you! rubish! AGAMA eyes on u |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 3:35pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
penquin: rubbish or no rubbish, dumb or no dumb the fact remains that they get paid. #owo wo le wa Niggurs say I'm wack, but I'm getting d0pe MONEY - baddo. The sounds rough or smooth, their pay will still roll in. |
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Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Fweshdude(m): 4:26pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
iamrealdeji: Nigeria rap ain't even rap and they all rap alike,American rappers rap different styles,Snoop's style is entirely different from Gucci Mane's Jeezy's from Chief Keef's Oj Da Juiceman's rap is entirely different from E-40's hyphy style,Canibus scientific lyrics makes him stand out,Big Pun's multi syllabics,Freck Billionaire's punchlines are so tight that you'd think he got his lines from aliens,Rakim rhymes brilliantly that you would think he did 10 years of research to make an album,2 Chainz way of rhyming like life is so easy makes him totally stand out and always have fans laughing,Fabolous soft steady rhymes are so beautiful that you'd want to hear something new from him,everybody knows Meek Mill for shouting and rhyming about struggling and trying to make it big,been hungry for success and they way he yells it makes you know how much he needs what he wants and that inspires hustlers,makes us love him,countless of them,they all have their own styles and are really smart about it,but Nigerian rappers and singers always rap about silly things and always over-compliment girls like they're seeing girls for the first time,i see that as ways of filling up songs they have no lyrics,they just have stupid fill ups,and talk about same subjects all the time @ the bolded. 2chains—bought a jet,whatcha expect? Talk dirrie 2me ft jason derulo Those foreign rappers are waaay better than nigerian shitty rappers, that's why i dont listen to nigerians rap/music much. Buh they still gat their shitty lines to. Rick ross– “my first home invasion pocket gained and fourty bricks” meaning? Rick ross– “woke up in the hospital where my chick's at, then i put eight chains where my necks at” So? Wycleff– “i'm so famous, i made beyonce famous” what was he thinking?? Lil'wayne– “make you turn into a vegetable, like you lying in soup” stoopid, buh he's still my role model. Eminem– “i can run circles around you so fast your f`cking head will spin, i split your cabbage and your lettuse and olive” There are still lotta Imma be posting when i remember. |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Umennajiego(m): 5:10pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
SPEEDEPITOME: My dumbest of all time remains 'JUST LIKE RICE AND BEANS, EVERY MAN AND WOMAN MUST MIX.....wtf! I can't really place the artiste now.
There is a difference between word play and punchline... Op, please note Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down. My opinion though. J.martins |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
When talking about punch lines I think naeto c tops dem all. Its a pity we don't get to hear him as often as some of these dumb rappers now. I remember slapping a friend for comparing da grin to erigga, not that da grin was freaking good but he was way better than erigga. I think he's the worst of dem all. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Lanceslot(m): 5:24pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Op listen to that Phyno line again, it goes like ~Just like a calender, I've got all your dates~ not what you put up there. |
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by JuicyGee(f): 5:25pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
See them shouting Nigerian rappers are wack. Oya take a beat and rap.. if dat song go cross ur compound |