*U can email ur ancestors, detect the dreaded ebola, ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer 2 get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real.
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend is
cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS

Please how can I order for one

All these for 250 I cheated Steve

* It can also bend and shave like Gillette.

The bluetooth/ transformer part made me nearly vomit my food!!!

Anyway, that 250k i go use am buy car, e betta pass phone wey i go use make/receive calls

I never knew it can do all this amazing thing. pls how can i pre-order?

Connect to transformer!!

*rolls to njaba river*

Incase this hits the FP

It will also tell you when you are a fool

Very hilarious

Its d.u.m.b people who buy costly phones, just so that they'll feel among not that its one special type of phone that can print original money! Iphone reproducing the same type of phone and eating our money since 19bc i will only buy that damn fone if it can give me original money there and then! And if it can be providing food iphone ko, hphone ni. Mtcchhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Fukup:
Incase this hits the FP

Make my phone bend if this enter fp

>It can bend to any shape.
>You can shave with it, meaning you don't have to waste money at the barber's shop again.
>If you hold it, you can walk on water.
>You can use it to control your car.
>A blind person can operate it.

,not funny

ALAYORMII:
*U can email ur ancestors, detect the dreaded ebola, ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer 2 get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real.
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend is
cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS

Hahahaha. Nawa ooo.. No be small tin

1. Bluetooth connected to transformer to get light
2. put it on condom-mode to prevent pregnancy
**laughing in english..hahaha**.....**continue in french..hehehe**.....**cant control myself o...continue in arabic...hihihi**.
FACT: I-phone 6 no worth that price Jor

Reasons y dis OP must tek his drugs dis 9t

You forgot to add that its "airplane mode" must be able to take me on vacation to various countries.

OgidiOlu3:
>It can bend to any shape.
>You can shave with it, meaning you don't have to waste money at the barber's shop again.
>If you hold it, you can walk on water.
>You can use it to control your car.
>A blind person can operate it.

This is actually true?

OP, u also forgot to mention that the iphone6 and 6plus comes with a 'maga detector' mode.......this would be of help to most of our naija ladies

No need to jerkoff sef it has mobile pu**y

He he

I was like
Until I saw the Condom mode and then I

msjanet:
Very hilarious

wow is dat u on ur dp?

Hahaha

@op 1.you forgot it comes with unlimited subscription and calls
2. you can browse and download food with it, yes ( I just downloaded one plate of jollof rice, full chicken and sallad