Circumstances takes us to where we dont want to go sometimes,it did when years ago my mum was ill, as a GUY i had to cook what I will eat for a week,my God I almost killed myself. So my First glorious day of suffering I wanted to fry 2 eggs,due to unfamiliarity with cooking,I used 2 cubes of seasoning to fry 2eggs, Jesus it was like frying nothing but seasoning alone, like nothing but seasoning alone,it got to a point I wanted to make Eba,okay so I boiled the water,my garri was in a bowl, and I started pouring the water on the Garri, my sis got in;
sis:I lyk dz style o
me:which style?
Sis:drinking garri with warm water
me: no...am making eba na she laughed so hard I could see the veins in her head.... Lets see how your first cooking show went down like.

Lol...hilarious, cant remember the 1st meal i cooked myself

Funnily my first is always grt bt come second time, its usually horrible

@OP