Hey you guys, im visiting my cousin in the UK and i wanted to ask what and where are the must see places in the UK?
The best clubs/where the best parties are at, best restaurants, best places to take pics, best theme parks and such.

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Umm well it depends sha, If you got the money you'll have fun, U can go to the movies,Go to the resturant and shoppin in westend.

ok, thanks
so the place is called WESTEND right?

west-end is the "central shopping district" if u like its basically in the middle of london> central london

the best places as a "tourist" in the UK
hmm depends what you like
Oxford is real U.K!! you see all these  ancient buildings including the famous University of oxford n _{u might see me too at the other uni in oxford} 

London is a metropolitan city and obvious too many people in a very very small town but its cool make sure you visit the Museums then u get a good feel of the country n its history . take a ride on one of the open bus

For some reason black/nigerian "visitors" usually stay indoors,visit family n friends n complain about the country being boring 

Clubbing hmm try Browns, Moonlighting(nigerian) there are many in south easter london n east london but they usually Nigerians or african clubs very good music though

Bristol another good city> OCEANA  superclub 

Theme parks are usually outside main cities, you have o book in advance



make sure u say thank you all the time  ,
and please,
and never jump the queue
and please don't shout when you are in public 

thanks
im writing this down

Tower Bridge is wonderful to see at night. While you are at it you might as well go and see the Seven Sisters, they are nice girls. Also go for a visit at Madame Tussaud's, all the celebrities are there, although they will not talk with you; don't ask me why. If you have enough money, you should shop at Harrod's, it is one of the best places to buy things in London. By the way, it belongs to one African man like that, one alhadji something-something. Finally, do not forget to see the Queen in her palace. She's always hosting parties.

That's all I can tell you for now. Hope you have a nice one.

omonozozo:

Also go for a visit at Madame Tussaud's, all the celebrities are there, although they will not talk with you; don't ask me why.

im sure you meant this as a joke right? youre funny! 

the celebrities will not talk to you, theyre so silent you can even pinch their butts and they wont flinch. just kidding
but seriosuly, last time i went to madame tussads, i saw how crazy some guys can be, be grabbing j-lo's a$$ and boobs while taking a pic with her! hilarious!!

im sure you meant this as a joke right? youre funny!

Al fayed is not an alhadji like that he is just al fayed also the owner of fulham football club

where will you be visiting ? the whole of U.K or london?

try the London eye, natural history museum

please be a tourist and not a visitor or else u wont really enjoy it mosy people in london esp nigerians dont even know where places are

Na´ London, what a question!?

LoverBwoy:

Al fayed is not an alhadji like that he is just al fayed also the owner of fulham football club

where will you be visiting ? the whole of U.K or london?
try the London eye, natural history museum

please be a tourist and not a visitor or else u wont really enjoy it mosy people in london esp nigerians don't even know where places are

well my cousin lives in tottenham.

thanks omonozozo

Constantin:

Na´ London, what a question!?

what are you trying to say?

England is one boring ass place even if you found a nice place believe me it will rain.

you lot are going insane.

you can go to Birmingham. they have got nice Clubs there.

You can visit Alton Towers.http://www.alton-towers.co.uk/themepark/
Thorpe Park http://www.thorpepark.com/
List of amusements park and zoo you can go to in the UK http://www.themeparkcity.com/EURO_UK.htm

For the Beach
You can go to Blackpool or Bournemout


For REstaurants, bars, cinemas etc go to Picadilly Circus.it is a bit expensive but nice. Convent Garden is good as well.

Enjoy your stay.

thanks twinkledew

Coco29:

England is one boring ass place even if you found a nice place believe me it will rain.

i heard about the raining over there

coco29 when last did it rain? the weather is about 24-36 degree nowadays!! what more do u want? coconut juice? 

tottenham is in london so i gues u'l be in london for most part of your stay esp if your cousin(s) aint on holidy or not willing to go outside town

also try Cadbury world  hmmm near birmingham*

it is raining now,yesterday, the day before that

i don't know where u are but it rained last night only  , ive been wearin my vest everywhere  its not the caribbean but hey it'll do till dec 
seems like u dont know real rain, this one na just drizzle i cant even feel it

and shes not coming to live here just visit the small island

LoverBwoy:

i don't know where u are but it rained last night only , ive been wearin my vest everywhere its not the caribbean but hey it'll do till dec
seems like u don't know real rain, this one na just drizzle i can't even feel it

and shes not coming to live here just visit the small island

london and it has been black, black outside all damn day long, the country is depressing.


ok then

10 rooms is good

if ya look for some really good African food - Buka on kilburn high street is fun.

shopping oxford circus get ya man or daddy's credit card to hand oh and some tissues for when they find out how expensive every thing was.

London zoo is OK if only the could change the out look some times the damn animals prob thinking how to commit suicide, with out being seen that is why u never see animal.


there happy

yea that's more like it

oh yea look out for the typical bristish attitude - moaning,whining
the best way to start a convo is to complain about the weather

roflmao good thing i am not British

well many residents are not bristish but they unconciously absorb it
it will certainly rub off on you 

e.g

Coco29:

England is one boring ass place even if you found a nice place believe me it will rain.

     

next?

http://na.visitlondon.com/

no i was stating the obvious, i was born in the car man this country is i am looking out the window right now it is just disgusting.

do you want to move out of the country?
if u dont like something u do something about it right

When it was 36degree i bet u were still complaining werent you?

put on "Only fools and Horses" or Third world cop make sure u have tequilla by your side

LoverBwoy:

do you want to move out of the country?
if u don't like something u do something about it right

When it was 36degree i bet u were still complaining werent you?

put on "Only fools and Horses" or Third world cop make sure u have tequilla by your side

i like it some times, but i will go back once i have made my milllions


you a tequila fan i have never met anyone who love that think more than me  

i love it with salt and lime.

millions in the U.K ? hmm you've been playing the european lottery? or u mean when u convert the pounds to your currency?

take 1 tequila shot,1 sambuca shot, 1 cherry corky,1 shot of vodka then lime n salt
make sure the you know the person taking u home

that is one wicked mix i will try it, my currency is still good sweetie £1=$2


as for going i will be home

good make sure u know the person you are home with  his beard could be as long as mine, admiring your thighs  (cab driver)

myself

hmm i see you got long beard

no what would i be doing with a beard, you have a beard

nope! im a smoothie
lickable

LoverBwoy:

good make sure u know the person you are home with his beard could be as long as mine, admiring your thighs

Coco29:

myself