I read this at a blog and decided to share.
VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE!
― Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including their uncles.

― Avoid getting dressed in front of your
child once he/ she is 2years old. Learn to
excuse yourself.

― If you have to hire a house-help please
kindly take them for HIV screening to
determine their HIV status, properly interview them and make up your mind to
treat them well.

― Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'.

― Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its hers and
the devil's fault)

― Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make
sure you take care of your husband by
yourself lest you lead him into temptation.

― Whenever your child goes out to play
with friends make sure you look for a way
to find out what kind of play they played
together because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

― Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

― Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you might need to
patiently ask a lot of questions from your
child.

― If you don't teach your children about
sex, the society will teach them the wrong
values.

― It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just
bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.

― Teach your 3-year-olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you. (remember charity begins at home and with you).

― Blacklist some materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child (that includes music, movies and musicians) and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.

― Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about
it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them always!

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