A student failed JAMB 5 times. one day, she travelled 2 visit her friend in UNILORIN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...

SHE: Hello ma

MUM: Dat place is silent, where ar u?

SHE: I'm in UNILORIN

MUM: Oluwa o se o(thank God º°˚). MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile wa ti ko fe ki o kawe(thank u Jesus, for putting devil to shame ,who doesn't want u to go to sch)(laughing & dancing)

SHE: Malaria ni

MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa º°˚(malaria is d course dey gave u, dat course is gud,just face ur studies well)

SHE: i would be discharged 2moro

MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 yrs lo ma lo loruko Jesu.(God forbid, u re using 4 yrs in Jesus name)