smiley face with wicked pimples

Feel you!!! That is really funny

if i where u seun, i 4 screw the hell out of the lil sis, , yes without the CD, and curse the family 4 testing me with such temptation, if na the girl father him fit resist such temptation

One funny story.

this one na my own joke

               there was a village boy whose friend was in town, so this guy come call, dey tell him friend say make him help am fine house for town so this him friend tell lem say no problem say him en go reply him tomorrow, reaching tomorrow the guy call as him friend dey peak the call him just say guy wast up me na your man how far for the house na so the guy say him don fine one him say ok say him dey come tomorrow to bark in so him friend want stop the call na so the guy rash say wait!! wait!! wait!! how the house dey and wetin be the house name na so the guy come talk say na self contain na so the  village boy shout, come dey cry eh eh eh eh eh ji ji ji so friend wey me and you be na  nothing, you look me finish say my come live inside container na so him friend come laugh,

i tell u dat it beta as joke cos if nt dat guy is still going 2 slep wit his sista-inlaw cos is has b registered in his head. in my own case i think d inlaws are stupid n God did hlp dat guy.

HAv heard that joke from Basketmouth

This is great

Make i no talk say the joke dry before nl hammer fall my head

a good post *not joke*

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Ho! ho!

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Seun: This is a joke I found on the Internet

I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Some parts of that story are missing. Where are they?

I can drive 10 miles, walk 50 feet. Turn around and before I know it, I'd be back home. Or would I? I'm not sure but that's just how it is.