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N.B: Front seat is reserved for my Ogas and madams @ Mention, MaziOmenuko, Kayemjay, Fatalvelli, Iphie17, Hameenat94, Labaski, Onemansquad, d9ty, and Temitopedaniel

Me nko? Ah no be vip?

Aye Sire! Im here... Grabs my executive seat nd munching my popcorn nd zobo... Buh pls finish 'THE ADJACENT' OH

Great Job handle. Your first story was the very good albeit short.

We want more.

Seat Reserved.

Nimen:
Me nko? Ah no be vip?

U na VVIP na

kayemjay:
Great Job handle. Your first story was the very good albeit short.

We want more.

Seat Reserved.

Ok boss. I'll try to correct that anomaly with this one..... with my hand on my chest, I promise u'll get more

Hameenat94:
Aye Sire! Im here... Grabs my executive seat nd munching my popcorn nd zobo... Buh pls finish 'THE ADJACENT' OH

Ok Ma. Even if I no for finish am, I'll try to do so because u want me to.... But before then, abeg chillax for your executive seat and enjoy this one

*Get sitted, grap popcorn and sips drink* waiting 4 d most amazing fantasy!

*walks into d thread with ma hands in poket and hails evrybdy*
#Double twale 4 ma bros 'mr handie'
sits dwn on ma VIP seat nd cross leg chewin Hameenat's popcorn in slow motion

As the director of operations, I hereby suspend this thread pending when we are through with Adjacent...
For those of us here who wants to join us at the other side, here z d link to the story.. Its a crime thriller too https://www.nairaland.com/1907590/adjacent-crime-thriller
*Books down his seat at the VVIP Section and runs to the other thread*

Onemansquad:
*walks into d thread with ma hands in poket and hails evrybdy*
#Double twale 4 ma bros 'mr handie'
sits dwn on ma VIP seat nd cross leg chewin Hameenat's popcorn in slow motion

go nd take urs... Im nt sharing my popcorn @ll

catwalks majestically into d thread,, to d very front seat,, specially reserved for VVIP.. onemansquad, i need a bottle of Jack Daniels and a plate of cat fish pepper soup..
waiting patiently for d start of dis great story.. who is gonna be my right hand man through ds story??

booking space for me, myself and my bros in person OF 5naira...first roll sweet no be small , meanwhile nobody dey sell popcorn and weed around here, too bad

labaski:
catwalks majestically into d thread,, to d very front seat,, specially reserved for VVIP.. onemansquad, i need a bottle of Jack Daniels and a plate of cat fish pepper soup..
waiting patiently for d start of dis great story.. who is gonna be my right hand man through ds story??

yee!!! Wont u take appetizers first abi na hunga u cary enta dix thread *oya cum nd sit beside me cox if dose guys cum nw dy go dy distob u especially fatalveli

Hameenat94:

go nd take urs... Im nt sharing my popcorn @ll

Ahah thr is love in sharing shey u remember *oya ma scoop ma last popcorn

Onemansquad:

yee!!! Wont u take appetizers first abi na hunga u cary enta dix thread

na wetin i ask make u gimme.. why u dey do like ds nah??

labaski:
catwalks majestically into d thread,, to d very front seat,, specially reserved for VVIP.. onemansquad, i need a bottle of Jack Daniels and a plate of cat fish pepper soup..
waiting patiently for d start of dis great story.. who is gonna be my right hand man through ds story??

I just wanna be your man...

labaski:
na wetin i ask make u gimme.. why u dey do like ds nah??

oya cum sit beside me 1st na

Mention:
I just wanna be your man...

Onemansquad:

oya cum sit beside me 1st na

shey na onemansquad abi mention?

Welcome to a new Story. 17 Awosika is the address of the events that occur in
this duplex consisting of 2 x 3 bedroom flat n a
2 bedroom flat BQ. We would be sharing their
lives/ daily experiences and filthy stories
Please keep note that 17 Awosika is purely
fictional, any semblance to real life situation is
purely coincidental
Here it goes:

My name is Bukunmi, but most people call me
BK.
Blackmail got me here(as in living in 17 Awosika)
and so many things in life, I have a knack for
walking into situations that requires me to keep
a secret and I know how to use this to my
advantage, this particular house has many
secrets, let me introduce you to my neighbors.
Nnamdi & Vivian stay at the flat upstairs, they’ve
been married for 7 years I think, Nnamdi is an
investment bank with a multinational bank while
vivian is an event manager, she runs her own
company giving her the ample space and time
she needs to take care of their daughters, Rita
and Ify, Rita is 7 years old while Ify is 3 years
old, from their marriage affair, I can tell Nnamdi
was forced to marry when he impregnated her
when they just came out of NYSC,they have been
dating a long time, Nnamdi was a rascal when he
was in school, from some of his behavior at
times, you can tell he would have been a cultist
in school, but that’s one thing about life, he’s
more of a trustfund kind of guy sha,he’s
financially stable, very very, Vivian is an okay
woman, she isn’t particularly pretty neither is
she ugly, the only good thing about her is the
way she talks, she has this cool accent, lovely!
Her kids are lovely and warm, very respectful,
they greet each time they see you.
Martins & Kemi, lovely couple, a strict story of
fine boy weds fine girl, Martins is a young
lawyer, junior associate, finished from school
2006, called to bar 2009, nice dude , his wife,
Kemi is with private banking dept of a big bank,
she has this white woman shape, tall,pretty, light
in complexion, lovely lips, cute hips, she’s sha
fine….lolllz. They’ve been married for over a
year, no kids yet, they’re always going out here
and there, clubs, movies, beach, and all, secretly
Nnamdi envied them, they were this fun and
lively couple, bt Martins was a reckless
womanizer. I always wonder why martins will
cheat on this lovely lady, she was very adorable
and P.S, I only like her, I don’t go after married
women moreover martins is a sharp player, a 9
for that matter, maybe martins can solve
Arsenal’s problems……
These are the main actors in this movie,
welcome to 17 Awosika!

ftc

labaski:
ftc

chai u first me ba
#mehn dix story go swit die

Mention:

I just wanna be your man...

Bros abg sit dwn nd face ur front no turn ur head sideways to luk labaski o

Handie, u for include me in d story cos I be womanizer pass martins! *dis is gonna be interesting afterall* just as I guessed!

Onemansquad:

Bros abg sit dwn nd face ur front no turn ur head sideways to luk labaski o

U knw say I no disturb u since morwin wey u dey tease my own labaski! I can't take it anymore, labaski babe tell him to stand up from my sit!

Fatalveli:
Handie, u for include me in d story cos I be womanizer pass martins! *dis is gonna be interesting afterall* just as I guessed!

well, no be only womanizing him sabi..... u can't dream of doing other things he's capable of. just sit, relax and watch the drama unfold

Onemansquad:

Bros abg sit dwn nd face ur front no turn ur head sideways to luk labaski o

bia, Mention and Onemansquad. respect yaselves before security throw you out o..... infact sef, i'm moving labaski from the two of una place. labaski dearie, come siddon with me for director's box jor

handie:
bia, Mention and Onemansquad. respect yaselves before security throw you out o..... infact sef, i'm moving labaski from the two of una place. labaski dearie, come siddon with me for director's box jor

brox humble yasef nd stay whr u dy o cos she no dy comot hia o

Fatalveli:
U knw say I no disturb u since morwin wey u dey tease my own labaski! I can't take it anymore, labaski babe tell him to stand up from my sit!

cmon get outta here ...sit on d floor and fold ur legs b4 i tel d bouncers to throw u out

*walks in, everyone hails me, carries Alhaji Hassim's chair on his head, keeps it in VVVVIP Area*

na Lana Reis kidnap me o @handie , na onemansquad and mention come rescue me atlast.
Oya onemansquad, after taking over from Lana Reis as Alhaji Hassim, I need one bottle pure water
Labaski, abeg give me small zobo

Onemansquad:

Bros abg sit dwn nd face ur front no turn ur head sideways to luk labaski o

Who z dz one?? Who brought a toddler to the house??
Labaski Dearie, come over, I got a special package for you...