handie:
ehya. Just accept defeat and move on. funny thing is, no lady is single again now. You had the chance to get any lady but you say no o. It must be my own labaski. Iphie17, and Mariamferanmi na my side 2nd and third iyawo. Fatalvelli is in charge of every other female member. so, lagbaja nothing for you o.

As u can hear, I'm incharge of every other female members including my dear hameenat, if I shud see any of u near her especially Mention, me no go use gun na bazuka I go use scatter ur cerebrum... Don't try me ooo, becos I get bomb 4 head!

Onemansquad:
Hey handie nd mention make una jst shot up b4 ah pop una skull
#Any mor wrd u wil see yasefs in d hospital
#labaski ma dear welcome oo ...u see am d only 1 dat missed u oo none of dem did

Fatalveli dey my back. u no fit do anything....as for u and Mention, you can kill him for all I care

Am incharge here so all of u beta bak off










WARNING









Can u guys see what am holding
"ROCKET PROPELLER"

Onemansquad:
Hey handie nd mention make una jst shot up b4 ah pop una skull
#Any mor wrd u wil see yasefs in d hospital
#labaski ma dear welcome oo ...u see am d only 1 dat missed u oo none of dem did

I hear whispers!!!

handie:
They are honourable members of this thread. they are the heart of this thread. for some days now, we haven't seen them. who could've kidnapped our dear labaski, hameenat94, tescoleps,iphie17, mariamferanmi, and all the other girls? Boko Haram denies being behind this awful crime. Isis haven't seen them, al-Qaeda says they ain't responsible. SSS, DSS, FBI, CIA, M16, NAF and Nigerian police haven't got a clue about their whereabouts. pls whosoever you are, we love our girls and we want you to pls #bringbackourgirls

*panting seriously* I've been running nd running since. I jst escaped 4rm those pple.. Dnt even knw hw 2 describe them self... Ure doing g8t dear.. I've been down since last weekend datx d reason y I'vent been online..

handie:
They are honourable members of this thread. they are the heart of this thread. for some days now, we haven't seen them. who could've kidnapped our dear labaski, hameenat94, tescoleps,iphie17, mariamferanmi, and all the other girls? Boko Haram denies being behind this awful crime. Isis haven't seen them, al-Qaeda says they ain't responsible. SSS, DSS, FBI, CIA, M16, NAF and Nigerian police haven't got a clue about their whereabouts. pls whosoever you are, we love our girls and we want you to pls #bringbackourgirls

I'v been soooo busy. Been following tho.Too much time on my hands...How av u guys been?

handie when r u going to update

All of una just dey fight ontop matter like say e sure for una...make the film finish ist before we go know who be who...

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se eti r'oko ta shi wole?oju yin lo ma se iru omo t'ma shi lole

*******handie ma man,you're really killing me right here,i digg your style plus your delivery like 'damn! This' some goodshitzzle'...you can be sure this is the ist time me leaving ghost mode on this section...dnt slow down the pace man dnt kill the good vibe,Jah bless ya imagination.... All of una just dey fight ontop matter like say e sure for una...make the film finish ist before we go know who be who...

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se eti r'oko ta shi wole?oju yin lo ma se iru omo t'ma shi lole

*******handie ma man,you're really killing me right here,i digg your style plus your delivery like 'damn! This' some goodshitzzle'...you can be sure this is the ist time me leaving ghost mode on this section...dnt slow down the pace man dnt kill the good vibe,Jah bless ya imagination....

Guys, its time to nominate that writer you so wish to have interviewed this saturday on Nairaland. Just go in here and hit the like button on any post which has your favourite writer's name.
This is the link to the thread;
https://www.nairaland.com/1952165/weekly-interview-thread-subsidiary-dammysammytv/4....
You can also read the last edition of the interview. The guest was
Royver.
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Its also that time of the year to vote for those writers who have kept us entertained all through the year.
Nominate your favourite writers in the following genres;
1. Action
2. Crime
3. Comedy
4. Thriller
5. Romance
6. Fantasy and many more.
The link to the nomination thread is;https://www.nairaland.com/1958564/literature-section-awards-nomination-thread

Do you enjoy this story and that of others, are you going to keep on reading and not nominate your best writer. Please, do at the link below...
https://www.nairaland.com/1958564/literature-section-awards-nomination-thread


#Nairawriters

Mo gbono felifeli, am spitting on fatalveli

you people did not even miss me @labaski,handie,onemansquad and fatalveli

Wow! I hv finally catch up wit u guys, nice story, keep it up.

SMALLPENIS:
Mo gbono felifeli, am spitting on fatalveli

you people did not even miss me @labaski,handie,onemansquad and fatalveli

Ah my guy, why won't I miss u, I was just about to ask after u nii! BTW where's handie na, abi u too dey wit labaski nii

@ Handie whr u at now? We are waiting 4 u ooooooooooooooo!!! UPDATE! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!!

Just arrived here with fully speed like that of a power bike,wahoooo...................see people plenty 4 here ooooo...........<talking to my self>hmmm wat will i do now to get to the front seat coz i just sighted some beautiful damsels there.............squeezes myself through the crowd ...receives a very hot slap for stepping on a macho....sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir........but still continues with my struggle to the front.........yes front seat here i come......looks around,finds an empty seat btw two damsels..settles down,brings out a plate,my garri,honey,chilled water and plenty spoons in case anyone wants to join me.brings out two bottle of alomo and two cans of 1759.................few minutes later...............

Hello dearies! Its tym again 4 literature awards lets all go out in mass 2 nominate stories written by our beloved Handie... Lets all encourage him pls

My people, I'm really sorry for not updating for some days now. I've been really really busy and my busy schedule continues tomorrow but I just wanna take this time out to drop 17 AWOSIKA EPISODE 22: The One hour period had only 5 minutes to
elapse, S.O.D agents were planted in several
places, they didn’t have time to do a full
personnel infiltration, but they had agents
dressed like Mr. Bigg’s staff, Swatch store
attendants, Charcoal’s attendants, some agents
were playing date in the food court.
President Njossou, V.P and Isiaka Ogbomo
walked from the back entrance, from the exit
behind Soul Lounge, walked through the Fusion
shop turning left, going down the hall way,
turning just before the stairs to the Cinema and
a tall, frail looking man made hand gesture
towards them, the 3 of them walked up to him.
They settled down into table, each one pulled
their own green chair and sat down, this is the
first time the VP was in the Palms, he would love
to have a careful look at the whole place but
today isn’t the day for all that.
S.J’s looks familiar, Isiaka was saying to himself
but he couldn’t place it.
S.J broke the silence “So, it’s nice to have you
all here, the Vice President of Nigeria, President
of Cameroun, the rebellious anti-government
crusader” laughing to himself
He continued laughing hysterically “I am really
proud of myself here, when was the last time
the 3 of you were out like this without
pressmen all over you, you should thank me for
the freedom i just gave you.”
President Njossou replied “I have my son back
now, S.J, Let the Vice President’s son go”
S.J answered sarcastically “You think it’s that
easy uhn? I have lost men, I have lost resources
and this is how it ends?”
President Njossou replied “I paid you well and I
am telling you, this is the end of this operation”
S.J replied angrily “No, it’s not, I will be the one
to tell you when it’s over” pointing at the two
generals.
Lanre was peeping stylishly from the Smoothies
shop just be the right of the food court, they
were disguised as store attendants, they were
muttering incoherently into the miniature
receivers on their wrist
Isiaka called out to S.J “K.O” S.J’s other
nickname was K.O, he was such a good boxer
that he was nicknamed K.O-Knock Out, he could
take on anyone at the Barracks, he was
particularly known for his left upper cut, deadly
hitter.
S.J replied “Isiaka, that took you a while, I was
wondering how long it would take you to
recognize me.
Isiaka said to President Njossou “the V.P knows
this man; he was one of the lead operatives on
that operation at the Bakassi”
S.J continued “Now that we all remember each
other, let’s cut the crap and move unto better
things like why am doing all this”
V.P asked “S.J, what do you want?”
S.J relaxed into the chair and explained “You
see, in Africa, things are very different, as a
soldier, we see life differently, it’s basically kill
or be killed, the kind of abilities my training has
given me is tremendous.
I can kill the 3 of you at this table by just pulling
out my gun, putting one bullet each in your
head.
That is good just not as much fun as snapping
Isiaka’s neck while grabbing the pencil from the
schoolgirl doing her assignment at the back of
the Vice President and stab him in the heart,
driving the pencil into his heart, while grabbing
the knife from the chic cutting her chicken
directly behind President Njossou and slitting his
throat with it.
If I do that, I would have helped solve some of
West African’s problem.
President Njossou, you’ve been in power for
over 20 years, stealing your people’s wealth and
storing in offshore accounts, I know you’re most
likely to die in power and then give it to your
son, making a country your family’s property.
For General Osuji, you’ve always inflated defence
contracts, syphoning billions of taxpayer’s
money into your personal purse, Oil bunkering is
your expertise, you steal this oil and sell it to
other African countries.
If I kill Isiaka, I will be doing the country a big
favour because the whole country thinks you’re
a terrorist that incites unrest against the
government meanwhile no one except the Vice
President knows the true story.
So, you can all see that, if I do so, I’m doing
every single West African a huge favour but I
won’t.
This place is too surrounded, I can smell your
agents all around, covering as shop owners,
customers everywhere, didn’t you tell them I did
a lot of Intel training?....I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT

The last update is dedicated to my own special sweethearts Mariamferanmi, Hameenat94, labaski, iphie17, tescoleps, and many many more sweethearts that space and time won't allow me to list. love you plenty hons. To my real Homies @ Smallpenis, Mention, Fatalveli, onemansquad, nimen and my other real Homies. una too much. special dedication to my oga Kayemjay. baba I doff my heart for you. Goodnight y'all

Hameenat94:
Hello dearies! Its tym again 4 literature awards lets all go out in mass 2 nominate stories written by our beloved Handie... Lets all encourage him pls

Hameenat94 darling, you really are my very own chocomilo. thanks baby *kisses and all those kind things*winks*

handie:
The last update is dedicated to my own special sweethearts Mariamferanmi, Hameenat94, labaski, iphie17, tescoleps, and many many more sweethearts that space and time won't allow me to list. love you plenty hons. To my real Homies @ Smallpenis, Mention, Fatalveli, onemansquad, nimen and my other real Homies. una too much. special dedication to my oga Kayemjay. baba I doff my heart for you. Goodnight y'all

Thanks so much bro. I'm glad to be of positive influence in your life. May God make you bigger than me in every sphere of your existence.

Keep it rolling. And remember, aim for outer space, if you don't get it @ least you will fall among the stars.

Emmykul4love:
Just arrived here with fully speed like that of a power bike,wahoooo...................see people plenty 4 here ooooo...........<talking to my self>hmmm wat will i do now to get to the front seat coz i just sighted some beautiful damsels there.............squeezes myself through the crowd ...receives a very hot slap for stepping on a macho....sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir........but still continues with my struggle to the front.........yes front seat here i come......looks around,finds an empty seat btw two damsels..settles down,brings out a plate,my garri,honey,chilled water and plenty spoons in case anyone wants to join me.brings out two bottle of alomo and two cans of 1759.................few minutes later...............

few minutes later, I come in looking really stressed out and see this cute guy sitting in my seat and drinking garri with honey. Got angry for wanting to steal my women and later joined him in drinking the garri before I called on my CSO @ onemansquad to guide this guy to a backseat

kayemjay:


Thanks so much bro. I'm glad to be of positive influence in your life. May God make you bigger than me in every sphere of your existence.

Keep it rolling. And remember, aim for outer space, if you don't get it @ least you will fall among the stars.

advice taken master. merci

handie:
Hameenat94 darling, you really are my very own chocomilo. thanks baby *kisses and all those kind things*winks*

*chocomilo* im blushing already even If Im a nigerian

Thanks so much Handie 4 d dedication,,may d Lord lift u to ur success!!! Keep it going d star is ur limit!!!

Thanks so much Handie 4 d dedication,,may d Lord lift u to ur success!!! Keep it going d sky is ur limit!!!

tescoleps:

I'm right beside you.

hey

[color=#770077][/color] 17 AWOSIKA CONTD: Vice President continued “So, where is my son?”
S.J replied “He’s around; he’s in the car park
outside, safely tucked into the boot of a car. I
suggest that you tell your idiots to start
looking; he might not have that much time on
his hand plus his hands are tied and not a lot of
air in that car. I will suggest you use your cell
phone because my partner has taken some of
our boys to S.O.D Oregun office; they’re
probably pumping RPGs’ into your building.
So, the intel you have on me and my cohorts are
gone, plus am helping purify Nigeria, one corrupt
General at a time”
V.P picked up his phone and called Bernard who
was at the Pizza place, told him about the car
park, several agents moved out of their hiding
and went into the car park.
Isiaka started laughing when he noticed the
stylish exit from the shops around the food
court.
The agents started moving from car to car to
see if Chidi would reply to the hitting of the
trunk of the car by some sound or movement.
S.J stood up and walked away, the V.P couldn’t
go after him, and he had already warned them
that there was a bomb in the car Chidi was if
they followed him, the V.P would lose his last
surviving son.
S.O.D agents were hitting a lot of trunks to see
if Chidi was in one but no reply, Lanre wasn’t
hitting any car he was only looking and thinking,
he was at the park close to the gate, he was
looking at the cars then a car at the extreme
end of the line where the gate was caught his
fancy, it was 2010 Honda Accord, he went the
car and tapped on it, he dint hear any sound
from it, he tapped it twice again, the car’s alarm
started ringing off.
At this point, the car lot was turning into
something else because different car alarms
were going off, it was getting loud and drawing
attention
As he was about to walk away, he heard a sound
from the car, he tapped the boot, he heard
another tap from the car, he called for the rest
of his team, they came and broke open the boot
and found Chidi tied naked, they brought him
out, the V.P came out after he was called that
he’s son has been found.
They moved them back to the second parking
lot at the back of the mall where some S.O.D
vans were.
Meanwhile, teamZuma were jogging behind S.J’s
car as he left the Palms, he parked somewhere
in the Oniru Estate and came out of the car, the
team stopped and approached him in slow paces
been careful about his pose, his hands.
S.J said “I told your people that I will blow their
son away and you still tail me?” looking sarcastic
No one responded to his question, he wanted to
go into his pocket to get the remote controller
detonator but one team Zuma operative shot his
hand.
A clinical shot, the bullet from the 9mm handgun
destroyed the middle finger of his right hand.
S.J was laughing despite the agonizing pain of a
bleeding hand, telling them “you will get the
same kind of treatment from Nigeria someday; I
was once celebrated like you.”
He continued “I know your orders are to take
me but I’m sorry I can’t allow you take me”, He
moved to grab his gun, but the team pumped
hot bullets into his body, as he fell into the
ground, S.J’s body was lifeless.
TeamZuma carried his body back to the Palms to
meet the rest of the team.

This story has been thrilling me ever since I started reading it three days ago. Handie, you're good. Your second story is good too.

Rahma26:
This story has been thrilling me ever since I started reading it three days ago. Handie, you're good. Your second story is good too.

thanks dear. nice signature you've got. I love it

Nairalanders, it is here again. A thread where u will be able to show appreciation to ur best authors by just voting for them... Follow dis link: https://www.nairaland.com/1958564/literature-
section-awards-nomination-thread

Show them dat u are the best followers and fans they can ever think of by just clicking the thread above and cast ur vote! Thanks 4 ur time