kaseshi:
m tired already sef

abi i no get liver 4 dat, nd it doesnt concern me sef if she z a girl i dnt care nd if otherwise ko kan aye

Dolphineyes:
If you are used to crossing the road rush rush, Abeg no one thing,we don't do that on OAU campus o! U gaz walk leisurely, especially on those Zebra crossings.

*In Teju Babyface's voice* Democracy o!
De Mo cra cy o!

True oo, i remember the day i first got to OAU campus, i was running on zebra crossing line i thought i was in Lagos (1 driver asked me if i was a zebra beecause it was called Zebra Crossing) me and everyone there at that moment just turn their head and was just looking @ me i felt somehow ehn

NiffyJay:
True oo, i remember the day i first got to OAU campus, i was running on zebra crossing line i thought i was in Lagos (1 driver asked me if i was a zebra beecause it was called Zebra Crossing) me and everyone there at that moment just turn their head and was just looking @ me i felt somehow ehn

*falls down from chair backwards

kaseshi:
wow,how do u know u have a big wadrobe?have u been there be4

because i am in bed 3 and it is bed 1-4 that gets the big wardrobe(their wardrobes are in the room and it's big). Bedspace 8-12 sort themselves out

MisterDreamz:
*falls down from chair backwards

like it was embarrassing

NiffyJay:
because i am in bed 3 and it is bed 1-4 that gets the big wardrobe(their wardrobes are in the room and it's big). Bedspace 8-12 sort themselves out

buh im in bed no 8 nawww whyyyyy meeee

NiffyJay:
True oo, i remember the day i first got to OAU campus, i was running on zebra crossing line i thought i was in Lagos (1 driver asked me if i was a zebra beecause it was called Zebra Crossing) me and everyone there at that moment just turn their head and was just looking @ me i felt somehow ehn

Was at the cafe this afternoon and this conversation ensued
me : sir i want to make remita payment
cafe man : is your master card with you?
Me : yes
cafe man : opened portal input my account details naso the thing they write error(the atm is'nt enabled for internet banking)
me : whats the possible way out?
Cafe man : transfer the total amount into my accout + additional 1k or withdraw the total money and pay in bank(meaning i've to wait till monday)
me : ¤sighs¤ ok. I rushed to the nearest atm,did the transfer and went back to the cafe.
Cafe man : waited for almost 30minutes b4 d alert entered.
>
we started the remita payment,the tin was'nt loading,later it finally loaded and the acceptance fee was sucessfull.. The portal asked me to upload my signature and passport na so the scanner no gree work o.. After the scanner later worked, portal no con open again o since around 4pm till like 7pm.


P.s : i don enter one chance o, my 72,700 still dey the cafe man account and na till monday b4 the guy open again.. Abeg help me dey read psalm 23, the cafe man must not ja my sch fee and runaway oo

kaseshi:
i rest my case...you are just impossible

impossible

kunlexze:
Was at the cafe this afternoon and this conversation ensued
me : sir i want to make remita payment
cafe man : is your master card with you?
Me : yes
cafe man : opened portal input my account details naso the thing they write error(the atm is'nt enabled for internet banking)
me : whats the possible way out?
Cafe man : transfer the total amount into my accout + additional 1k or withdraw the total money and pay in bank(meaning i've to wait till monday)
me : ¤sighs¤ ok. I rushed to the nearest atm,did the transfer and went back to the cafe.
Cafe man : waited for almost 30minutes b4 d alert entered.
>
we started the remita payment,the tin was'nt loading,later it finally loaded and the acceptance fee was sucessfull.. The portal asked me to upload my signature and passport na so the scanner no gree work o.. After the scanner later worked, portal no con open again o since around 4pm till like 7pm.


P.s : i don enter one chance o, my 72,700 still dey the cafe man account and na till monday b4 the guy open again.. Abeg help me dey read psalm 23, the cafe man must not ja my sch fee and runaway oo

I wish I was the cafe man

dareajayi:

abi i no get liver 4 dat, nd it doesnt concern me sef if she z a girl i dnt care nd if otherwise ko kan aye

abi oo..wait sef wet in chuck me inside their matter sef?!?

ItzTun3chi:
I wish I was the cafe man

haaa my money is alegic to all third party and it might give you cholera

ItzTun3chi:

he is hiding behind a female moniker ...the worst part is that you falling for his prank... his gender was make before, then he changed it to female

yhu truly believe wat yhu ar sayin, lemme clear dis confusion once nd for all, anyone who calls me a guy afta dis will see my red eye. Lemme start frm d start. So oneday i was browsing, i nw tot dat come oh, dere shuld be a place were oau's freshers should be meeting na, hehehehehe, c aw all of yhu open eyes, una like story. I sha discovered nairaland, so i joined nd commented dat av gotten admission, nd someone quoted me nd sed 'congratulations, bro', i don forget d person's moniker. Nd i was like 'wow, so i cn fulfill my fantasy of been a boy' (nah, i dnt h8 been a girl buh i believe itz stressful jhor, y shuld i plait my hair nd suffer wen i cn barb it evry two weeks no stress, anyway, dat one na story for anoda day). Were did i stop? Ehn ehn, bt mind yhu i didnt noe aw to upgrade my profile sef, it was later i discovered ple wit 'f' beside deir names where gals. So dis went on nd on. Den sumfin happened ( hehehehehe, c dem, i wnt tell yhu) nd i sed oya ayaff tire sef, lemme nw update my profile to girl. I noe i sumtimes chat like a guy, av been told so. So maybe dat was wat made my story hard to believe bt am a gal. Bt dere was neva 'm' beside my name. I neva evn sed i was male, everybody jst assumed nd i went along wit it.

kaseshi:
buh im in bed no 8 nawww whyyyyy meeee

yhur own beta, m in number 5!!! Imagine! Jst one fecking number!!

kunlexze:
Was at the cafe this afternoon and this conversation ensued
me : sir i want to make remita payment
cafe man : is your master card with you?
Me : yes
cafe man : opened portal input my account details naso the thing they write error(the atm is'nt enabled for internet banking)
me : whats the possible way out?
Cafe man : transfer the total amount into my accout + additional 1k or withdraw the total money and pay in bank(meaning i've to wait till monday)
me : ¤sighs¤ ok. I rushed to the nearest atm,did the transfer and went back to the cafe.
Cafe man : waited for almost 30minutes b4 d alert entered.
>
we started the remita payment,the tin was'nt loading,later it finally loaded and the acceptance fee was sucessfull.. The portal asked me to upload my signature and passport na so the scanner no gree work o.. After the scanner later worked, portal no con open again o since around 4pm till like 7pm.


P.s : i don enter one chance o, my 72,700 still dey the cafe man account and na till monday b4 the guy open again.. Abeg help me dey read psalm 23, the cafe man must not ja my sch fee and runaway oo

hahahaha!! If na standard cafe yhu go, i dnt tink dere is trouble buh if na all dose ones dat ar made of wood, guy yhu ar O.Y.O

Fabulous95:
Sure! U r a moz queen...rite?

yh, am in moz, yhu nko?? Angola?

ItzTun3chi:

impossible

kini meaning

kaseshi:
question!!!

which requires an answer!!!

Jayooluwa:

yhur own beta, m in number 5!!! Imagine! Jst one fecking number!!

;Dlmao dis tin dey chuk me 4 body...does this mean dat we will have to bring wadrobe Ni abi wetin?

Jayooluwa:

which requires an answer!!!

oya give the answer

502.....great

kaseshi:
;Dlmao dis tin dey chuk me 4 body...does this mean dat we will have to bring wadrobe Ni abi wetin?

yh, we go buy locker, tho i hrd yhu cn buy on campus or evn rent sef, av nt rili confirmed tho

Jayooluwa:

yh, we go buy locker, tho i hrd yhu cn buy on campus or evn rent sef, av nt rili confirmed tho

chai...this is what you get for accommodation of#3090...IFE I dey hail o

kaseshi:
chai...this is what you get for accommodation of#3090...IFE I dey hail o

hehehehehe, i swear dat private hostel tempted me, bt ple were like itz beta to stay in public hostel for yhur part1

kaseshi:
kini meaning

you said I'm impossible
so I deserve an explanation

kaseshi:
abi oo..wait sef wet in chuck me inside their matter sef?!?

no understand o

Jayooluwa:

yhu truly believe wat yhu ar sayin, lemme clear dis confusion once nd for all, anyone who calls me a guy afta dis will see my red eye. Lemme start frm d start. So oneday i was browsing, i nw tot dat come oh, dere shuld be a place were oau's freshers should be meeting na, hehehehehe, c aw all of yhu open eyes, una like story. I sha discovered nairaland, so i joined nd commented dat av gotten admission, nd someone quoted me nd sed 'congratulations, bro', i don forget d person's moniker. Nd i was like 'wow, so i cn fulfill my fantasy of been a boy' (nah, i dnt h8 been a girl buh i believe itz stressful jhor, y shuld i plait my hair nd suffer wen i cn barb it evry two weeks no stress, anyway, dat one na story for anoda day). Were did i stop? Ehn ehn, bt mind yhu i didnt noe aw to upgrade my profile sef, it was later i discovered ple wit 'f' beside deir names where gals. So dis went on nd on. Den sumfin happened ( hehehehehe, c dem, i wnt tell yhu) nd i sed oya ayaff tire sef, lemme nw update my profile to girl. I noe i sumtimes chat like a guy, av been told so. So maybe dat was wat made my story hard to believe bt am a gal. Bt dere was neva 'm' beside my name. I neva evn sed i was male, everybody jst assumed nd i went along wit it.

oya, I believe you... you are a she

kaseshi:
gal not bro..buh thanks,got it

u....mean...u...ain't... a...dude MY LANDS!! you've gotta be friggin' kidding me!..... er..... nevamind

SnakeXenzia:
Bros,you no see as people admitted into botany plenty ni? 150+ I been dy think say we no go pass 20 o, chai

one of my friend dey botany... should I link u guys up?

Jayooluwa:

hehehehehe, i swear dat private hostel tempted me, bt ple were like itz beta to stay in public hostel for yhur part1

i swear we(my parents and i)had already checked out d private hostels and we agreed that i'll go to SGH hostel,buh 1 bad belle person in ma dads office told him dah i have 2 stay in pub. hostel 4 ma 1st yr. O gal i vexed no be small tin,now i have to be meeting rats and lizards *goes into hysteria*

ItzTun3chi:
oya, I believe you... you are a she

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

kaseshi:
i swear we(my parents and i)had already checked out d private hostels and we agreed that i'll go to SGH hostel,buh 1 bad belle person in ma dads office told him dah i have 2 stay in pub. hostel 4 ma 1st yr. O gal i vexed no be small tin,now i have to be meeting rats and lizards *goes into hysteria*

hehehehehe, takia, I feel yhur pain. Maybe 2nd semester