1.It amazes me when people are afraid to talk in d exam hall when the question clearly states "discuss"...

2.Why some dudes still continue in a relationship when d galfriend's friend fine pass am (itz jux like me having to drink soda water when I can have red wine). Itz somehow na.

3.Nollywood sha...how wud 5million naira be inside envelopwhen e no b cheque.

4.How come I can hardly watch a 3mins video on youtube yet a terrorist can upload a 59mins video...(Shey d thing no dey vex yhu too?)

5.Hw will celebs like davido and whizkid be talking abt ghetto...wah will dem timaya,terryG,oritsaFemi &co nw be talking abt??

6. Why wud gals want guys who is probably few yrs older dan yhu to buy yhu stuffs dah ur fada can't buy for yhu...he's ur boyfriend and itz only a relationship nt a sponsorship deal,habaa.

7.Shouls a gal who has over 11 sex partners still refer ha reproductive organ as a private part??wah do u think?

8.What happens wen two identical twins are fighting and one of dem calls d oda "ugly".

9.Is it ok to judge a book by itz cover,coz my maths textbook has a picture of someone enjoying himself on it...I av nt been enjoying myself at all

10.Why putting LOL,ROFL or LMAO...knowing damn well dat u're sitting there with a straight face.

Big question,me no understand all of em,brb

demix007:
1.It amazes me when people are afraid to talk in d exam hall when the question clearly states "discuss"...


3.Nollywood sha...how wud 5million naira be inside envelopwhen e no b cheque.


10.Why putting LOL,ROFL or LMAO...knowing damn well dat u're sitting there with a straight face.

that number 9 though requires an answer. Where i know too well say i no sabi maths. Person com draw another pesin wey d enjoy for the cover. Na only him know wetin him d enjoy o.