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Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2014
Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm
laughing? I just
remembered some funny
names we (I and my
classmates) used to call
our teachers when we
were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun.
Sometimes when those
memories flash back to
my brain, I feel like going
back to school.
Let me give you the
breakdown of some funny
names we called our
teachers (can't remember
all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher =
OXYGENATOR (Reason: He
always talks about
oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher =
OSMOSIS (Reason: He love
teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY
(Reason: Dis man ugly
pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher =
BULALA (Reason: If dis
man flog u, you go hate
school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD
SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very
stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher =
PDP (Reason: He always
talk politics)
These are some I can
remember.
What about you? Did you
give funny names to all/
some of your teachers?
Please tell us.
Don't Spoil the fun... Share to your friends and
get crazy answers... Lol!!!
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Nobody: 3:31pm On Oct 12, 2014
lolzz, I remember osmosis oo. bio teacher, choice grin

we call our economics teacher Mr saliva
anytime the man comes into the class, everybody will just rush to the backseats! if u stay in the front, he will use his saliva to bath u angry as he is talking, spit comes out!

we call our further maths teacher logarithm! the man too like that topic grin
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by mesoade(m): 3:36pm On Oct 12, 2014
Maths teacher= iyan meji ,eran kan meaning 2 pounded yams and 1 meat . . The reason being that dis man loves d combination nd permutation of dis,evn wen he punishes u nd he wishes to relieve u,u mst buy him this permutation . .

Oops! I meant combination.
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Atk01(f): 3:44pm On Oct 12, 2014
English teacher- chop stone( I dunno why)
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by dojumav: 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2014
Back den, our geography teacher was called undertaker... @ GCI, our vp was james bond, any GCI 03 set in d house, we all know !! I will cliff ur wings!!!
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by falcon01: 5:23pm On Oct 12, 2014
our bio teacher -parankyma
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by HouseOfBalloons(f): 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2014
Bio = skull
Agric = cacao
Econs = rugged
Physics. = pizzy
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Phemmy99(m): 7:37pm On Oct 12, 2014
Back then we used to call our yoruba teacher...OSAKALA!!!
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 5:53pm On Oct 17, 2014
Physics teacher(mr dennis)=mr p£ni$....,art teacher="dupist"....,music teacher=ewure(he has a goatee)...lol

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Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 6:06pm On Oct 17, 2014
damiperry:
Physics teacher(mr dennis)=mr p£ni$....,art teacher="dupist"....,music teacher=ewure(he has a goatee)...lol
u r all over my posts. seems I know u
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 6:14pm On Oct 17, 2014
kentozybee:
u r all over my posts. seems I know u
frm wer?...i juz lyk ur topics
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2014
damiperry:
frm wer?...i juz lyk ur topics
Thanks on a more serious note, u Look familiar
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 7:43pm On Oct 17, 2014
kentozybee:
Thanks on a more serious note, u Look familiar
i cant remember iv we've met b4..
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 7:53pm On Oct 17, 2014
damiperry:
i cant remember iv we've met b4..
OK no p about dat
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by swhiss: 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2014
•further maths = "dy.dx", the dude just like teaching calculus everyday even if its not his period.

•English teacher= "miss kpekpeye ", because of her slim & funny nature.

•History teacher= "double skull", he always has a clean shave, u can literally see ur reflection on his big shiny head.

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Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 8:40pm On Oct 17, 2014
kentozybee:
OK no p about dat
aiit
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by idu1(m): 8:46pm On Oct 17, 2014
U ll get ur own when u become a teacher.
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by jaryeh(m): 8:54pm On Oct 17, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin

We used to have an Integrated Science teacher then who would always say "as old as you are" whenever some big boys and girls in class could not answer his questions. That is not even funny, what would get us laughing hard whenever he left the class then was the way he said it with some local Yoruba intonation.

So, we started calling him "as old as you are". Hey! The day wey this man hear am for one girl mouth enh.......the girl smell pepper.

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