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Five Ways To Catch A Tiger by profinmasscom(m): 11:19am On Oct 13, 2014
Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!
American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then
you catch the tiger.
China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then you catch it.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the
tiger to surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger until it comes close to
you, then catch it.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch a goat, beat it until it agrees
that it is a tiger.
Which style is the best
Re: Five Ways To Catch A Tiger by Nobody: 11:29am On Oct 13, 2014
Nigerian style, very easy. wink

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