HEY I TOO DEY FEAR WEN I SEE LADY, TEACH ME BETTER WAYS TO TOAST, ABI U NO WANT MAKE I GET MY GIRL TOO, AND IF YOU SEE ME I BE FINE BOI { MY FINE BOI NO BE MONKEY OOOOOOOO }

ONE LOVE

Easybaby:

na waoo
anyway, just go and buy microwave oven

I think you can give him some lecture don't laugh at him over it baby gurl he is in need off ur help over something serious and bothering his life.

timmfikk:

I think you can give him some lecture don't laugh at him over it baby gurl he is in need off ur help over something serious and bothering his life.

what lecture would you give an epileptic slowpoke who at this age doesnt know how to talk to a woman?!

where has he been all his life when?

baffling!

kasmail:

HEY I TOO DEY FEAR when I SEE LADY, TEACH ME BETTER WAYS TO TOAST, ABI U NO WANT MAKE I GET MY GIRL TOO, AND IF YOU SEE ME I BE FINE BOI { MY FINE BOI NO BE MONKEY OOOOOOOO }

ONE LOVE

fine boi 4 ya fillage abi? orisirisii. . . . . .

@ poster

Tell the gurl i luff u, oya talk your own

@ poster
why not hold a glass of wine with the lady you see and give her one
then both of you hit the glass unanimously, that how to toast.

, ok u have to define the toast u mean cause its getting twisted here

show picture, its not in every case u need to stress urfself to toast. .a girl fit toast u too

no be rocket science o

Just tell her baby no need to beat around the bush, i want to f**k you.

Poster, get a spy cam and watch me toast my love, lysaa wit so much butter. Hey lyss, yea i got d fanta nd beloxxi, i'm on d bed now, so yeap i'm resting. Erm i'm not on yim, i'm using ur rival not d lappy. *kiss kiss

aww, thats so sweet sweetz, as long as my rival lets u reach me, its all good. . so hope u are better now, and full of strength, cos we're going to get lifted tonight.

Yeap! Hmm we 4got d bulbs o. No b big deal sha, i still got d 200wattz, tht one waznt taken 4rm d room. U were to choose lunch 4 me but na me choose am, so u're choosin dinner. I'll yim u d options u got to choose 4rm. Whts 4 2night atcha end?

Isn't there like a school already for that?

Dual Core:

Yeap! Hmm we 4got d bulbs o. No b big deal sha, i still got d 200wattz, that one waznt taken from d room. U were to choose lunch 4 me but na me choose am, so u're choosin dinner. I'll yim u d options u got to choose from. Whts 4 2night atcha end?

DC is crazy dangerously in love o . DC ma guy, what happened now? U've now become soft

he has bn soft but y'all was blinded by the core.

lysaa:

he has bn soft but y'all was blinded by the core.

Lysaa wetin u give my guy chop?

Chamo  

Lyss  

una too funny

Bu ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dual Core:

Chamo  

Lyss  

una too funny

DC ma guy, no let love blind ur eye o . . . . . . . . remember brothers before chicks o

lmao, his head is very correct, thanks for reminding him

By the way, have u ever bn in love? wait till it happens to u.

DC dear, how is we?

Money is the greatest toaster of all, especially for igbo gals.

lolol at this thread yu dnt know how to toast a common bread den yu wanna toast a gurl

try and have some patience, you will definitely grab all u need to ,

Teach Me How To Toast { I Wan Sabi Toast Girl}

This guy is so desperate, he actually typed it in English and Pidgin

@poster. My dear, toasting isn't that hard. Just be yourself whenever you approach a girl.

no mind the guy, next thing he'll ask us to come and show him how to fukc the chick

@poster
most guys start talkin to female classmates in nursery school hence developing ur eagerly desired "toasting" skills!!
like i said, MOST!!! but people like you some of the mentally challenged find this difficult. . . its not too late sha just retrace ur steps and start by talkin to primary school girls

i have the perfect pickup line for u
"do u want ice cream?"

what a waste!

chamotex:

Teach Me How To Toast { I Wan Sabi Toast Girl}

This guy is so desperate, he actually typed it in English and Pidgin

u dey follow me up and down my posts,

How u dey i been don miss ya , where is bluespice by the way, and why u dey amaze the other side ur post comes after me, hope u dey enjoy eid el for london happy day ooo

@ poster

na wa oooo, see dis old man!!!!