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15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by kentozybee(m): 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2014
1. Waving at someone you think you know but
actually don’t.

2. Holding the door open for someone far
away and forcing them to run over.

3. Replying to someone you think is talking to
you, but actually they’re on their Bluetooth.

4. Pulling a door that says “push” and vice-
versa.

5. When you’re caught without your glasses or
contacts and the people around you are just
moving blurs of flesh.

6. When your server says, “Enjoy your meal!”
and you reply, “Thanks, you too!”

7. Telling a joke but then forgetting the punch
line halfway through.

8. Grabbing a pole on public transportation but
then holding someone else’s hand.

9. Saying goodbye to someone then realizing
they’re going the same way as you.


10. Walking on a crowded sidewalk and
inadvertently swinging your hand into
someone’s crotch.

11. Using your phone in the bathroom and
leaving the sounds on for everyone to hear.

12. A: “How’re you?” B: “Doing well! How about
you?” A: “Good, thanks. You?”

13. Typing out a text/email in a rush and
sending it to the wrong person.

14. Facebook stalking someone and accidentally
liking their profile picture from six years ago.

15. Going in for a hug but all the person
wanted was a handshake.
kindly add urs

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Hopez456(m): 8:35pm On Oct 14, 2014
Painfully awkward true true. Almost everyone has experienced most of all these.
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 14, 2014
.Trying to tell a 'joke' and nobody is laughing.

Pretending to be answering a call and your phone starts ringing out loud.

Plugging your phone at night only to wake up in the morning and see that it didn't charge.

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 14, 2014
Lol.. Umm pretending to be answering a phone call in public, and the phone actually starts ringing! embarassed choi, dis thing happened in PUBLIc! And i was beyond embarrassed! See how people were looking at me, i wanted the ground to open and just swallow me!! angry
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 14, 2014
went to buy biscuit nd forget to pay so d seller cal me back for d money nd people dey watch.
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Tallesty1(m): 9:01pm On Oct 14, 2014
Really awkward
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Rapsainot(m): 9:23pm On Oct 14, 2014
undecided
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Rapsainot(m): 9:24pm On Oct 14, 2014
Tallesty1:
Really awkward
NPA, good evening
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 14, 2014
Odilafta:
.Trying to tell a 'joke' and nobody is laughing.

Pretending to be answering a call and your phone starts ringing out loud.

Plugging your phone at night only to wake up in the morning and see that it didn't charge.

buahahahahaaa...seriously not funny when it happens though
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
waving and with 'big grin' to someone you thought you knew but turned out to be a stranger, Chai!!!

dancing 'shoki' in front of my mirror and Pastor dad comes in unannounced #sermon for the day

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by ademi87(m): 10:18pm On Oct 14, 2014
Trying to cross a gutter and u fall inside it.
When you a talking to som1 and spit mistakenly fall frm ur mouth.
Abeg I av to write dis in pidgin coz it apend to me.....wen u dey try toast babe for wia pple wey plenty dey luk u nd u dey form bad but as u just dey introduce ursef d bf show with ride and carry hin babe comot....damn I developed a cold feet......

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Dygeasy(m): 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2014
Using a car's windscreen as a mirror and realizing someone is inside the car.

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by kentozybee(m): 10:57pm On Oct 14, 2014
When ur grandma frm d village uses ur new iPhone 6 as a candle stand
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Dygeasy(m): 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2014
Watching _porn and mistakenly unplugging your headphones.

Or

Playing songs from your 'RECENTLY PLAYED' playlist with your phone connected to a loud speaker (probably in a church) and unknown to you shuffle is on and you played some _porn vids hours ago, complete the story...lol! Most of us once used Nokia.

Very Very awkward I tell you.

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by adepiero: 1:46am On Oct 15, 2014
Trying to form rich to a girl by taking her out only to find out at the restaurant that the money on you is not enough to take you back home. undecided
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 2:06am On Oct 15, 2014
when uneasiness or show-off in front of people makes u blow air with ur hand or paper (especially gals)
but later realise that u are under air condition grin grin
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by AriDsexy(f): 3:43pm On Oct 15, 2014
After using the toilet as a guy,u forgot to zip up properly and uv bn going round doing stuffs before someone brings ur attention to it

As a lady,when u get stained by our normal monthly flow @ work or in d market nd ur unaware until someone comes to tap u nd whispers into ur ears "aunty siddon for one place" grin

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Paulv(m): 6:15pm On Oct 15, 2014
Lol,wen a gel tells u to buy something 4 her nd u be-like for where i go see ahm buy nau,nd al of a sudden somebody wey dey hawk the tin just start to dey come....nd u no hold raber(money)
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by luvly101: 7:00pm On Oct 15, 2014
when you brag about being good at a video game but fail every time you try and prove it. smiley
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by youngice(m): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2014

you go for hug she give u hand shake
your pants/trouser tears and you dont know

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by 24in7: 11:10pm On Oct 15, 2014
youngice:

you go for hug she give u hand shake
your pants/trouser tears and you dont know
wen mess(fart) commot 4ur yansh inside bus as u dey shout 4 conductor 2give u ur change grin

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by luxs(m): 9:44am On Oct 17, 2014
When u don carry friends 2 accompany u go pick up ur online babe only to go realise say she be{ CRIPLE }
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by luxs(m): 10:02am On Oct 17, 2014
When u don enta bus\taxi reach ur destination only to realise say u don 4get ur !wallet!
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by festwiz(m): 11:34am On Oct 17, 2014
When i read this post for bus con dey laugh, and people con dey look me like say i dey craze and i no fit explain.
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Mprex(f): 12:55pm On Oct 17, 2014
When you find out that your guy i s doubledating you with a chick that is obviously more beautiful and classy than you. Wtf! angry






a lot of babes cant stand this particular one cheesy

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by damiperry(f): 5:09pm On Oct 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
Lol.. Umm pretending to be answering a phone call in public, and the phone actually starts ringing! embarassed choi, dis thing happened in PUBLIc! And i was beyond embarrassed! See how people were looking at me, i wanted the ground to open and just swallow me!! angry
eeya grin
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by damiperry(f): 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2014
rotfl at d comments..bt dy re reali painful
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by kentozybee(m): 5:20pm On Oct 17, 2014
damiperry:
rotfl at d comments..bt dy re reali painful
damiperry Wats up
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by damiperry(f): 5:24pm On Oct 17, 2014
kentozybee:
damiperry Wats up
m kul
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Ali01: 5:44pm On Oct 17, 2014
24in7:
wen mess(fart) commot 4ur yansh inside bus as u dey shout 4 conductor 2give u ur change grin
Hahahahahaha
Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Nobody: 6:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
When I book a space (like am doing ryt nw) and Write
'Not for sale to persons below the age of 21'
and people begin insult and Tag me 'space booker'
and I come get 50 Likes and some begin Vex.

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Re: 15 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole by Rachaelgold(f): 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2014
damiperry:
eeya grin
lol

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