U can email ur ancestors, detect the dreaded ebola, ping ur village
deity.

If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur
pocket.

If ugly person send U request e no go enter. It can tell U which
member of your family dey disturb you.

U can connect d bluetooth to transformer 2 get light.

It can be used as bomb detectors.

It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are
trekking.

It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real.

It can tell d real father of a child.

It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.

It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.

It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.

You can use it as AC

You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

It can show you the way to heaven
AGREED

Mbok Run go carry that money wey reach to buy Land go waste for
Phone.
Your life will never remain the same. LMAO

Running to get one

Condom mode. This got me laughing but the technology go to make sense. Conversations will be like this.
Girl: I'm pregnant.
Boy: how did that happen?
Girl: the other day when we did it and you put your phone on condom mode?
Boy: Ehen
girl: your phone battery died before we finished.