This is the first time i'm creating a post on nairaland...so please...no harsh comments...if its not funny just tell me in a nice way...

One day,akpos was at home and his girlfriend called..
Girlfriend: sweetheart can i ask for something..

Akpos; why not...my love you can ask for anything..and it would be done..

Girlfriend: ok....can you buy me a brazillian or perovian weavon??..
(Akpos who dosnt have any idea about brazillian or perovian weavons said)

Akpos;sweetheart dont worry,infact i would buy you a dozen brazillian and perovian weavon..

Girlfriend: omg..are you serious...i love you so...much...thank you..

Akpos; no problem..i love you too..

Next day akpos went to a store where they sell weavons and told the shop attendant to give him 3brazillian and 3perovian weavons...when they did,he asked how much for everything and they said "1.5m naira sir"...hearing this akpos was seriously shocked and he said"sho...nor be the full store i wan buy o...na just these once.."and they told him that was how it was sold....akpos quietly walked out of the shop...on his way home,he was really confused on what to tell his girlfriend because he already promised her...

.mainwhile some little pevorian children who were begging along the roadside came to him saying.."broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20..."...akpos looked at them and got an idea...he took them to a corner, shaved their hairs and gave them #300 each..
They thanked him and ran along...akpos made the hairs into weavon forms and went home to give his girlfriend...she thanked him so much and went to the salon to fix it...
On that same day...there was a show they were going for in the evening...they both got there..and at the middle of the show,the spirit from the weavon entered inside her and she started saying"broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20.."

Seriously this is just embarrassing

ufss:
Seriously this is just embarrassing

huh?? how

julisa2020:


huh?? how

it ain't funny at all

ufss:
Seriously this is just embarrassing

Lwtmb @ ur reply. Seriously, ur reply is jux wicked. @Op, chaii...... I dnt knw wat to say

julisa2020:
This is the first time i'm creating a post on nairaland...so please...no harsh comments...if its not funny just tell me in a nice way...

One day,akpos was at home and his girlfriend called..
Girlfriend: sweetheart can i ask for something..

Akpos; why not...my love you can ask for anything..and it would be done..

Girlfriend: ok....can you buy me a brazillian or perovian weavon??..
(Akpos who dosnt have any idea about brazillian or perovian weavons said)

Akpos;sweetheart dont worry,infact i would buy you a dozen brazillian and perovian weavon..

Girlfriend: omg..are you serious...i love you so...much...thank you..

Akpos; no problem..i love you too..

Next day akpos went to a store where they sell weavons and told the shop attendant to give him 3brazillian and 3perovian weavons...when they did,he asked how much for everything and they said "1.5m naira sir"...hearing this akpos was seriously shocked and he said"sho...nor be the full store i wan buy o...na just these once.."and they told him that was how it was sold....akpos quietly walked out of the shop...on his way home,he was really confused on what to tell his girlfriend because he already promised her...

.mainwhile some little pevorian children who were begging along the roadside came to him saying.."broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20..."...akpos looked at them and got an idea...he took them to a corner, shaved their hairs and gave them #300 each..
They thanked him and ran along...akpos made the hairs into weavon forms and went home to give his girlfriend...she thanked him so much and went to the salon to fix it...
On that same day...there was a show they were going for in the evening...they both got there..and at the middle of the show,the spirit from the weavon entered inside her and she started saying"broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20.."

lol its okey, appluading good write up

ufss:
Seriously this is just embarrassing

wickedness ROTFL

julisa2020:
This is the first time i'm creating a post on nairaland...so please...no harsh comments...if its not funny just tell me in a nice way...
One day,akpos was at home and his girlfriend called..
Girlfriend: sweetheart can i ask for something..
Akpos; why not...my love you can ask for anything..and it would be done..
Girlfriend: ok....can you buy me a brazillian or perovian weavon??..
(Akpos who dosnt have any idea about brazillian or perovian weavons said)
Akpos;sweetheart dont worry,infact i would buy you a dozen brazillian and perovian weavon..
Girlfriend: omg..are you serious...i love you so...much...thank you..
Akpos; no problem..i love you too..
Next day akpos went to a store where they sell weavons and told the shop attendant to give him 3brazillian and 3perovian weavons...when they did,he asked how much for everything and they said "1.5m naira sir"...hearing this akpos was seriously shocked and he said"sho...nor be the full store i wan buy o...na just these once.."and they told him that was how it was sold....akpos quietly walked out of the shop...on his way home,he was really confused on what to tell his girlfriend because he already promised her...
.mainwhile some little pevorian children who were begging along the roadside came to him saying.."broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20..."...akpos looked at them and got an idea...he took them to a corner, shaved their hairs and gave them #300 each..
They thanked him and ran along...akpos made the hairs into weavon forms and went home to give his girlfriend...she thanked him so much and went to the salon to fix it...
On that same day...there was a show they were going for in the evening...they both got there..and at the middle of the show,the spirit from the weavon entered inside her and she started saying"broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20.."

Op your joke was so bad I laughed out of pity

ufss:
Seriously this is just embarrassing

Not funny
Not boring
Lame

Lol d joke dry sotey i come start to dey laff......

I like it,especially d part where he said sho no be d full store l wan buy o...

lmao....not to d joke sha, just laughing at who posted this thinking we'd find it funny