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Psalm 129 by Farriel(m): 9:07pm On Sep 23, 2005
This is one joke I've read something quite similar to it here on Nairaland, but I just want to share this for the fun, cos I enjoyed it.

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Re: Psalm 129 by hotangel2(f): 10:09pm On Sep 23, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: Psalm 129 by WesleyanA(f): 6:51am On Sep 24, 2005
i heard this joke before cheesy cheesy
Re: Psalm 129 by kamakula: 10:07pm On Sep 28, 2005
there is a similar one where the nun says remember some other passage which reads:

ask and it shall be given unto you
Re: Psalm 129 by lulabby(f): 11:18pm On Oct 06, 2005
smiley
Re: Psalm 129 by Farriel(m): 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2005
Yeah, Kamakula. I pointed that out, that its similar to what I've found here.
Re: Psalm 129 by starr(f): 11:09pm On Oct 07, 2005
hahaha very funny farriel grin cheesy
Re: Psalm 129 by sammy6(m): 11:24pm On Jun 05, 2007
Nice one o
Re: Psalm 129 by Raymo(m): 10:08am On Jun 06, 2007
Fine one there, but try to put the story in line with Mathew 7:7 which says ask it shall given to u, seek you shall find and knock the door shall be opened to you.
check it out.
Re: Psalm 129 by sholashola: 5:10pm On Dec 22, 2007
Idea
Re: Psalm 129 by Millena(m): 11:02am On Dec 26, 2007
hmnn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Psalm 129 by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2007
dont twist the bible for fun
Re: Psalm 129 by Uzzyan: 12:12pm On Dec 27, 2007
clemcykul:

don't twist the bible for fun
More like what i would have said
Re: Psalm 129 by ThugLife1(m): 1:23pm On Dec 27, 2007
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Psalm 129 by Uzzyan: 1:57pm On Dec 27, 2007
Please dont keep sealed lips
Re: Psalm 129 by ThugLife1(m): 2:06pm On Dec 27, 2007
Uzzyan:

Please don't keep sealed lips
How can i help you?

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