Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

Tinubu:
Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

grandma will do a perfect job

Bros you are not too far gone. ....just one word,RUN

Grandma. shul be the one to handle that

Oboi Ds 1 no b Here o...Ma Guy Wear Ur Trousers sharp sharp,Enta d nearest bus 2 villa,No cum bk til u hear say she don MARRY...WTF,Indomie when she no b MEDUSSA

Lolz... If she dznt know aw to cook nw.. Wen she wan con sabi cook

My advice

If you love her well enough, please teach her on how to cook. It won't take anything away from you. Beside if you were just friend I believed you would have taught her a few things already.

If you love her, teach her. I taught one of my exs.

Tinubu:
Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days ... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

I have experienced this before.

The relationship didn't last. After every meal by this lady, I will stool for days..

Bad cooking habit I guess..

But Tinubu, talk true, these kind girls dey sabi phu.ck well well..

Dnt wory op..just bring her to me..lemme teach her how to be kitchen/food inclined..

kent u accept her for whom she is?

Oxasbi:
My advice
If you love her well enough, please teach her on how to cook. It won't take anything away from you. Beside if you were just friend I believed you would have taught her a few things already.

He should teach her how to cook? I feel lucky to live in this generation.

djeezy:
If you love her, teach her. I taught one of my exs.

You tried bro but TBH I have no business with a lady who doesn't know how to cook.

It is a deal breaker.

The problem is not that she can't cook but why she can't cook.

She is a failure and no matter the education she had and achievements she have made, she failed where matters most.

Not because of the saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but because she wasted her childhood days

I would wonder what she did while growing. She didn't help mom in the kitchen? How did she feed during her uni days?

Oh she is a terrible material.

destante:
kent u accept her for whom she is?

and who is she exactly?

U better teach her shap shap. She can pick up fast..cooking is not rocket science ah beg

destante:
kent u accept her for whom she is?

And suffer malnutrition?

Just teach her/ help her learn

Dey used to say a womans education ends in d kitchen
Obviously she didn't gradguate from dat skul (Mum's kitchen) ...

Tinubu:
Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

you can teach her how to cook.

100Cents:


I have experienced this before.

The relationship didn't last. After every meal by this lady, I will stool for days..

Bad cooking habit I guess..

But Tinubu, talk true, these kind girls dey sabi phu.ck well well..

you are right sha... But what is the wisdom in bleeping on a stomach full of indomie. After one round, e go be like say person Neva chop for 2 weeks. Na so the stomach go come empty. Funny thing is, she actuali expects me to be a Phu.ck superman, after having eaten 1 superpack of the miserable ish...bottomline is, life has been really hard for me

Tinubu:
and who is she exactly?

a not-so-good cook

Tymax:

And suffer malnutrition?

hehe. don't take that serzly sha.

I can never bring myself to fall in love or keep loving a lady that can't cook. LaiLai!

And I can't teach her. Tufia!

Whatever she spent her time growing up doing, she'll tell me. As for me o, food before anything. Other things are secondary.

Orishi rishi.

I can't even make noodles right, e dey always over done

Dygeasy:
I can never bring myself to fall in love or keep loving a lady that can't cook. LaiLai!

And I can't teach her. Tufia!

Whatever she spent her time growing up doing, she'll tell me. As for me o, food before anything. Other things are secondary.

it's like i have a twin bro here.

Even my lil'sis of 12 has bin cukin 4 d whole hous of abt 9(close dat ur mouth,my cousins made it 9) since 2yrs ago. .

Den a full grown woman will now tel me she doesn't know how to cuk nd i wil now date her.

What d Bleep did she do in her early ages?,she didn't help mum in d kitchen?
Olorun maje!

She can't cook?

Like WTF
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destante:
kent u accept her for whom she is?

Jeez....
Accept her for who she is..
If the o.p was ur brother, will u advice him to accept him for who she is..
Unless if u don't knw how to cook too...

Tallesty1:
He should teach her how to cook? I feel lucky to live in this generation.
You tried bro but TBH I have no business with a lady who doesn't know how to cook.

It is a deal breaker.

The problem is not that she can't cook but why she can't cook.

She is a failure and no matter the education she had and achievements she have made, she failed where matters most.

Not because of the saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but because she wasted her childhood days

I would wonder what she did while growing. She didn't help mom in the kitchen? How did she feed during her uni days?

Oh she is a terrible material.

My ex didn't grow up with her mum. She was raised by her dad. Her mum and dad were divorced and she didn't have this motherly touch and all that. It affected her cooking pattern, dad did pet her a lot. So when I was abreast with these facts coupled with her willingness to learn. I taught her and today she can cook very well. You see, love isn't about finding the perfect person but about building the perfect person.

mesoade:
Even my lil'sis of 12 has bin cukin 4 d whole hous of abt 9(close dat ur mouth,my cousins made it 9)

Lol.
Op, if you love her enough and can wait till she learns, then teach her. That's if she'd be willing to learn.

Tinubu:
Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

There is a growing trend of women who dont know how to cook and this statistic is becoming alarming........ur grandma would do a good job

Good for her

MzPreshie:
Lol.
Op, if you love her enough and can wait till she learns, then teach her. That's if she'd be willing to learn.

y wasn't she willing to learn from her mother during her teenage yrs? . . Na me go cum teach am,iffah hear