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Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Jaglieski: 1:24pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can i have ur pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen (except if u are lucky). 2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here before u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. (There is God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAI !!! 6 - The pple from Another Planet: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people. PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE U must fall under one ooooooooo |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Jaglieski: 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Heaven knows that I am number 1. |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Hahaha true 1. pen borrowers: these people annoy me, when I started going to the bank then, they stole my pen every single time, finally I got angry and joined them trust me, even the pen of that security man next to the door has entered my hand, I used it to write waec 2. I dey your back: thes epeople are very strange, if I enter the bank and go to the back of the queue, i tell the last person, I'm behind you, when I go and fill the teller and come back, they disappear, but if I'm on the line, and some one tells me I dy your back, they'll always find me 3. Bank door rejectees: chaii this is common in old women, and those dirty people that come to pay their previous day's income , they will wait for the door to open for them, even when its written "press to open", they will pull when they should push, vice versa, when they get into the door, they become stranded, the security at the door is always tempted to slap them 4. Slip wasters, pple form another planet, pple who don't know what they are doing: funny people, they write account number where you're suppose to put date, they write their phone number , where they should write the amount to be deposited 5. Trouble makers: these ones didn't come to pay money, they came to fight, they'll come from the back of the queue and meet the cashier, the cashier will tell them to go back, fight will start, or you ask them for biro, they will insult that your granma's neighbour that rears goats, or you mistakenly step on them, I've witnessed a physical fight between one and a security man |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Jaglieski: 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Lols....... u sure say u pass that waec so? |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by freelife4all(m): 2:35pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I fall into no 3. Walk direct to my main person at the bank, he or she knows what to do. |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Jaglieski:how I no go pass, no be the pen be the thing, its a touch of brain and the grace of God |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Jaglieski: 8:43pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
freelife4all:na una dey spoil naija xo.... |
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