In this life there are always two things involves, it is either you are a man or a woman, if you are a woman u are safe but if u are a man, it is either u are a civilian or u are in the military. If u r a civilian u are safe but if u are in the military, there are two things involved. It's either u are fighting from the sky or u are fighting on the ground.If u are fighting from from the air,u are safe but if u are fighting on the ground there are two things involved, It's either u are fighting in an amoured personal carrier (APC) or u are fighting on your foot. If u are fighting in an APC, u are safe but if u are fighting on your foot, there are two things involved, it is either u are doing the shooting or u are receiving the bullets. If u are doing the shootings, u are safe but if u are receiving the bullets, there are two things involved; It is either u are surviving the bullets or u are not surviving. If u are surviving u are safe but if u are not surviving, there are two things involved; it is either u are going to heaven or u are going to hell; if u are going to heaven u are safe, but if u are going to hell, there are two things involved; it is either u received a warm hug from Lucifer for a job well done or u are arrested by sadistic demons. If u received a warm hug from lucifer himself u are safe but if u are arrested by the evil, blood sucking demons there are two things involved; it is either u are taken to the bottomless pit or u are taken to the chamber that burneth with fire and brimestone. If u are taken to the bottomless pit, my brother u are safe but if u are taken to the chamber that burneth with fire and brimestone, there is only one thing involved.......

to be continued....

Lofty, this isn't your work!

The comedian Basket Mouth used these in his stand up gigs. You nor try at all o!

Now be a good boy and post source link...

Dude sha wants to open a thread on nairaland

Efe,You are not nice

iykedare:


Dude sha wants to open a thread on nairaland

Efe,You are not nice

EfemenaXY:
Lofty, this isn't your work!

The comedian Basket Mouth used these in his stand up gigs. You nor try at all o!

Now be a good boy and post source link...

its my work. I rephrased everything, stop falling ur hands abeg

lofty900:
its my work. I rephrased everything, stop falling ur hands abeg

Rephrasing doesn't make it yours. The original content belongs to someone else.