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If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Finepaparazy(m): 7:27am On Oct 19, 2014 |
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK ** • There would Be Free Jobs For Those That Never Logs Out Of My Website.. • No Under 16's. • No More Than 5 Posts A Day. • Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month. • No People Over the Age Of 30. • I Read Your Inboxes. • A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be Banned For 3 weeks. • No Nude Pics. • No Texting When You In The Toilet or When You're Eating. • You Wear Your Facebook Uniform Before Logging In. • Strictly No Dating on facebook. • After 10 We all Log Out (Closing Gates). • You bath Before You Post. • You Need To Have At Least 20 foreign Friends On Your Facebook. • You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500 Friends. • You Need To Make An Affidavit To Have An Account and A doctor's Note (Ebola). • You can only login after church on sundays, and if u didn't go to church, you can't login. • Wash Your Hands Before Signing In. • Then if you mess! your facebook will automatically log u out... I No Try Like A Man..? |
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by ojun50(m): 7:32am On Oct 19, 2014 |
That why u are not the founder |
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Finepaparazy(m): 7:41am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Jasonisnotdead: 8:01am On Oct 19, 2014 |
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Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by seagullbabz(m): 9:29pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
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Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by RealJenny(f): 8:57am On Oct 20, 2014 |
tot u we give free jobs to dose who Neva log out, why re u knw saying erry1 wud log out after 10 |
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