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If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Finepaparazy(m): 7:27am On Oct 19, 2014
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF
FACEBOOK **

• There would Be Free Jobs For Those That Never Logs Out Of My Website..

• No Under 16's.

• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.

• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics
Once A Month.

• No People Over the Age Of
30.

• I Read Your Inboxes.

• A Chick Who Gets Less than
10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks. • No Nude Pics.

• No Texting When You In The
Toilet or When
You're Eating.

• You Wear Your Facebook
Uniform Before Logging In.

• Strictly No Dating on
facebook.

• After 10 We all Log Out
(Closing Gates).

• You bath Before You Post.

• You Need To
Have At Least 20
foreign Friends
On Your Facebook.

• You're Not Allowed To Have
More Than 500
Friends.

• You Need To Make An
Affidavit To Have An
Account and A doctor's Note
(Ebola).

• You can only login after
church on sundays, and if u didn't go to
church,
you can't login.

• Wash Your Hands Before
Signing In.

• Then if you mess!
your facebook will automatically log u
out...





















I No Try Like A Man..?
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by ojun50(m): 7:32am On Oct 19, 2014
That why u are not the founder
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Finepaparazy(m): 7:41am On Oct 19, 2014
ojun50:
That why u are not the founder


Dats y I said If I Was The Founder..
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by Jasonisnotdead: 8:01am On Oct 19, 2014
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Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by seagullbabz(m): 9:29pm On Oct 19, 2014
Continuu
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook All These Would Have Happen by RealJenny(f): 8:57am On Oct 20, 2014
tot u we give free jobs to dose who Neva log out, why re u knw saying erry1 wud log out after 10

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