Fellow ni'jaz, there is one thing i have noticed. No matter how sophisticated and educated an Igbo man is, He will always be an Igbo man in every aspect, especially when it comes to money.

There was a guy named chinedu who had lived most of his life abroad.He returned home and bought himself a jaguar.
One day, he was driving along expressway when a trailer ran into him.He ran out and noticed that the back of his jaguar had been chopped off by the trailer.
"What the f**k !!! " he exclaimed angrily. "look at my carrrrrrrrr !!!. what were u looking at " he directed towards the driver of the trailer who had dropped and was also walking towards him. "do u know how much this car cost, i doubt it.'cause if u knew,u wouldnt have ran into me like that.do u , " Chinedu went on and on and on raving about his car as the driver only stirred at him shocked.
By the time the driver had finally said a word, he said "cant u see ur left hand have been cut off?"
Chinedu turned his head slowly to look at his arm ."JEEZ!!! MY ROLEX!!!"

damn dey sure do love money that was a good one

for the girl that used igbo men to re-cycle this joke, you are a big fool and a hater.

this joke is all over the net and it aint igbo it was originally made with a lawyer.


secondly, to prove it was recycled, which hand did he use to open the door huh? i believe it is that same left arm and how the hell will a trailer run into a car and chop off the back and it is the left arm of the driver that will only be affected not his whole body.

damn bloody haterzz.

bloody ingrate.

@dondede,

when i first read ur reply,i thought it was written by a year old kid then i realised that it wouldnt have been 'cause even a kid has common sense to know that what i wrote was just a joke like every other jokes.But i was so surprised that the so called adult named dondede could not even understand that fact then.

GROW UP !!! and stop being a critic .

shut your mouth and use your own tribe for the joke goat.

dondele ah ba this is just JOKES

I dont have any word for u dondele.Like i said b4, GROW UP !!! start thinking with your head and not with ur feet. Have a swell time

winder why u replied since u aint got no word for me.

why didnt you use your tribe or generalized it by using 'There was a man" instead of attributing it to a particular tribe thereby making it look more than a joke.

@dondele, pls take it easy. its supposed to be a joke.

ok

The poster should have used a proffesion or ,at worst, her own tribe as the butt of the joke.
I'm getting tired of jokes that thrive on stereotypes.
To me, such ceases to be jokes.They are insults. Let's call a spade by its right name.