lmao, this got me laughing!!!

corperscorner:
I got married early this year and ever since, my wife has never for once stepped into the kitchen to cook for me.

Its always been Mr Biggs and Sweet Sensation. She acts in a very strange manner at all times and this has got me wondering who I truly got married to.

Though she never cooked during our courtship, I didn't see it as a big deal. But it just got worse.

Recently, I confronted her and demanded she must cook for me by force or she should be ready to go back to her parents house. We had an heated argument over this...as I requested her to make me hot rice.

She stared at me in an absurd manner and said "you want hot rice abi, you want rice abi, OKAY"

The next thing I saw, my wife hit the wall with her palm 3 times and a very hot plate of jollof rice...dished inside black calabash, appeared from no where and she said "Oya take".

I didn't wait to check mayb the rice has meat or not, I took to my hills and since then, I haven't been home.

Please help me beg my wife to leave my house if you know her...

Buahahahahaha

Op you must be kidding, right?
Like seriously? You want rice abi, you want rice. This would make a good Nollywood script. Nkem Owoh and Patience Ozokwoh fits in naturally.

Even if it were real. Don't you know any Pastor you can contact for deliverance. To think you have been sleeping with her. Why are we supposed to do? Tell her-someone we don't know and who doesn't know us to leave your house from Nairaland.
If I say you are foolish, it would be an insult to foolish people.

Poster seems you wify is a magician, pls tell to be repeating that when ever you need money.

Wale adenuga production presents:This is super story.
(my wife,hot rice and magic).
Previously on super story:coperstone has abandoned the house,and asking for the wife to leave,stay tuned for the next episode.

This is the most creative thread I've come across on this section.

Kudos & thanks for sharing your "experiences" with us, @op.

You guys think I'm joking ryt...

no be you dey request for hot rice?

Now u see rice wey dey hot pass stove you dey run...

(wife appears from no where0 *you must eat this rice, OYA TAKE

Lol. orisirisi

Guy you are lucky o, free food! Sweet food! Na to dey demand different kind of foods 3times a day na. And to say you are not paying for the preparation.


Better return home and start enjoying your luck

@ OP--- see as i was reading your post with all seriousness until i got to the part of hitting the wall to get hot rice .

That's an asset you've got there o... Just go and master her mumu button very well and maybe some other things apart from rice can come out from same wall like cool cash.......

Madness.

can't stop laughing

Africa magic lede yoruba, oyato. Seriously an overdose of everything can affect mental health that includes movies.

You cannot change the goal-posts of marriage EVEN ONE SECOND after the matrimonial championship matches have begun!
With all due disrespect. . . .
You sir. . . . .are FRANKLY AN AZZZZZZE!
Next time, don't get carried away by the "sweeeeeet smell" of a poohsie. . . .and ALWAYS look in your shopping-basket before you make your final purchases on ANY GOOD!
Do not complain when you have arrived home with a ROTTEN YAM TUBER!

You paid for it!
Now, eat it like that or go back to "The Market"!

ASIS!!!!! BABY!!!!

mine wz like, i think you need money my sweeri gbam, gbam, gbam on bedside drawer and since then na unlimited ATM dey ma bedside o. Op! Op!! our wifeys na sisters o

...This is super-funny....


Its obvious the OP is a joker.....an unserious being.....

Tales by moonlight!

Story for the ancestors

Help OP its me your wife. Your hot rice is still on the table waiting for you

corperscorner:
I got married early this year and ever since, my wife has never for once stepped into the kitchen to cook for me.

Its always been Mr Biggs and Sweet Sensation. She acts in a very strange manner at all times and this has got me wondering who I truly got married to.

Though she never cooked during our courtship, I didn't see it as a big deal. But it just got worse.

Recently, I confronted her and demanded she must cook for me by force or she should be ready to go back to her parents house. We had an heated argument over this...as I requested her to make me hot rice.

She stared at me in an absurd manner and said "you want hot rice abi, you want rice abi, OKAY"

The next thing I saw, my wife hit the wall with her palm 3 times and a very hot plate of jollof rice...dished inside black calabash, appeared from no where and she said "Oya take".

I didn't wait to check mayb the rice has meat or not, I took to my hills and since then, I haven't been home.

Please help me beg my wife to leave my house if you know her...

♧♧♧♧♢ EVEN YORUBA MOVIE NO GO FIT ACT THIS KIND OF FILM TRICK ........ OP GO HOUSE BACK GO HIT WALL COLD BEANS GO APPEAR .... THEN GIVE HER MAKE SHE CHOP.♧♧♧♧♧

It's been long I had a good laugh

lmao

SUGARSON:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

OP U FUNNY DIE

WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCIL IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR...

naso bruh

corperscorner:


naso bruh

What's up with your wife na?

That you are alive means all is well