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My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:18am On Oct 20, 2014 |
On this particular night, with the elements making the mood perfect for weather for two, me and wifey, my very sweet darling half had started playing right from the kitchen. The scene one from the kitchen was so promising that we forget to arrange Piccan and other necessary missiles to knock off our one year son, a very renowned jobless workaholic at night! Realising it was too late and our common enemy was very active like a forest guard we decided to manually put him to sleep. Ah....it worked, the coast was clear. Without saying a word of prayer, I jumped into action, inter facing directly with the great beyond but my ancestors who will not fail me whispered into my ear to look left and right! Brethren, as I turned to look......gbam.... there was my son by the edge of the bed staring right into my face as if to say " what are you doing to my mum". I became paralysed, all virtue left me and my cutlass became a table knife. Have you ever been in my shoes? 33 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:20am On Oct 20, 2014 |
. This analysis na wa. 12 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Tallesty1(m): 9:22am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Noooo I don't wear people's shoe. And our shoe size ain't same 22 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:23am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Comon he is 1 Year old... He doesnt have reason yet.. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by iceberylin(m): 9:27am On Oct 20, 2014 |
U see y you should park out of that one room apartment 43 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by MuguliciousMUGU: 9:28am On Oct 20, 2014 |
This is serious |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by kennyslim1(m): 9:30am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Cutehector4u: Exactly...he won't remember what he saw in the morning and he knows nothing about it...but menh, ur cutlass go jst blunt on the sight of him lookin at you hahahaha 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Baddestguyp(m): 9:32am On Oct 20, 2014 |
consider it sex education 1 Like |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 20, 2014 |
iceberylin: I forgot to add that this thread is for the mature and married. 24 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by anthoniaz(f): 9:36am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Lol...very funny.You should have locked the door na. |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:36am On Oct 20, 2014 |
kennyslim1:yh dats tru......u will just feel like ur wife just caught u cheating with another woman... |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:37am On Oct 20, 2014 |
kennyslim1: Yes I know but if it happens to any of you, the thought that he is just a kiddo will not cross your mind. I'm a very private person! |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:40am On Oct 20, 2014 |
anthoniaz: We were just crazy that night but I have learnt it hard. It's still hilarious to me. |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:41am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by anthoniaz(f): 9:43am On Oct 20, 2014 |
sunnyshayne:Ok |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by benjsniper33: 9:49am On Oct 20, 2014 |
If it were me, i'd be like " son, watch as i pump life into your mum" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 9:49am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Lols I don't really no what you guys are scared of for f sake his just a year old |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by adepiero: 9:49am On Oct 20, 2014 |
iceberylin:must you say that in public? OP no vex jare but that face me I slap you apartment no be am. 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by izaray(f): 10:05am On Oct 20, 2014 |
A 1 yr son, is still very small to kno such tins, but u better look for a better place, before u hear him telling his frnds one day, on how his daddy usually climb on his mum's body every night, and mummy will be crying, dn't say u were not told earlier o! 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by OgidiOlu3(m): 10:15am On Oct 20, 2014 |
It's not about the place they stay! The child is one yr old. Even if they live in a mansion, he'd still sleep on the same bed with them. 7 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by nickz(m): 10:16am On Oct 20, 2014 |
lmao be very vigilant oh i saw mine when i was 3 and half and i kept going back every night and i still remember(not qiute clearly tho) i wanted to know what was happening cos i always slept on their bed everynight with them,and at a point they started sending me to sleep with my elder brothers trust me if your son is extremely smart he'll keep coming back(which depends on the way you reacted the first time you caught him) well sha he's just 1.....but be careful |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 20, 2014 |
izaray: I don't think I need your advice. This is plain humour and I don't expect you to sing songs out of place. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 20, 2014 |
OgidiOlu3: Only you understand what am saying. National honour for you abeg 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:19am On Oct 20, 2014 |
nickz: God bless you there. |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:21am On Oct 20, 2014 |
benjsniper33: Correct guy. May it happen to you ijn 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by izaray(f): 10:30am On Oct 20, 2014 |
sunnyshayne:Well, if u cares u take my advice, if u dn't u leave it, but let me remind u dat, children are no longer wat we adult thinks dey used to be now a days, they are so wise dat, some times u hear them talking as if, they were ask to say dat! 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by kennyslim1(m): 10:32am On Oct 20, 2014 |
sunnyshayne: You right. Next time put him to 1hr sleep |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:39am On Oct 20, 2014 |
OgidiOlu3:Nice comment there |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by benjsniper33: 10:41am On Oct 20, 2014 |
sunnyshayne: i say an ear-splitting amen to that |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by donigspain(m): 10:45am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Nice story bro! |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:56am On Oct 20, 2014 |
izaray: Please learn to look for the bright side of a matter. Me the OP says this is just one hilarious real life stories I wish to share but you are making it look as if you are my mother! Na wa for you! 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by Nobody: 10:56am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Lol... When I saw the topic, I thought you meant your son caught you with another woman. |
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