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I Will Never Forget This Day by Smartjeezy(m): 1:44pm On Oct 20, 2014
I was hanging out alone in
a bus smoking some hard
weed at around 11pm. I
decided to leave for my
house but no vehicle on
that route at that time of
the night, so I decided to
hitch a ride home if
possible. It started raining
heavily and suddenly a
range rover jeep stopped
by my side. I quickly
jumped into the
passengers side and closed
the door then the car
started moving, and just
when I was about to say
thank
you to the driver, I
discovered there was no
one in the car. I started to
freak out but was
too scared to jump out of
a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a
bend, a hand came in
through the driver's
window and turned the
steering wheel. This
happened twice and on
the
third time I totally freaked
out, jumped out of
the car screaming and
landed in a ditch full of
rain water. I got up and
ran for my dear life
and entered the nearest
bar I found.
After downing 4 bottles of
Guinness Stout
and narrating my ghost
story to anyone who cared
to listen, three guys just
walked into
the same bar all drenched
in rain water. One
of them pointed at me and
said, "John, isn't that the
mad man who entered the
car while we were
pushing?...Weed is very bad o!

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Re: I Will Never Forget This Day by Jamie1360(m): 4:25pm On Oct 20, 2014
you think sey I be mumu. you copied 2012 joke and repaste it here you con dey lie sey the thing happened to you mitcccccchhhhhhhhhewwww undecided
Re: I Will Never Forget This Day by Smartjeezy(m): 8:47am On Oct 21, 2014
Jamie1360:
you think sey I be mumu. you copied 2012 joke and repaste it here you con dey lie sey the thing happened to you mitcccccchhhhhhhhhewwww undecided
Na backyard your brain dey...sey na by force to comment?I hate ur type dawg!

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