Analee:
nothin reli,js dat i prefer nonteachn jobs,lik a storekeeper n d likes.

Gmajor:

Hello. you sent me a pm but I don't really know how to reply you. Nairaland pm system is very complicated. any Pointers ?

amicable09:

Ok. I'll keep my eyes and ears open. If I come across anything I think may interest you, I'll give you a mention.

kaboninc:


What of those of us who did not study Accounting but made a 2.1 and have experience in Acccounting...

captainking:
hii... I just sent you a mail. I believe in fit into this position. Please kindly check your spam if my email is not in your inbox.. I sent it via Gmail. Thanks..

Errrrrr sorry, we can't attend to any more applications as the deadline was last week. It's a little too late.

Sorry.

amicable09:

Ok. I'll keep my eyes and ears open. If I come across anything I think may interest you, I'll give you a mention.

Analee:
.plzz am n nid of a job n a coy or a nonteachn postion n a skul lik a storekeeper n d likes n PH.tnxx

Analee:
nothin reli,js dat i prefer nonteachn jobs,lik a storekeeper n d likes.

Analee:
kk,tanks. bt ar u based n ph?

No offence meant ma'am but no one would take you serious on this forum if you continue to type using text-speak. Text-speak is common among teenagers and favoured by illiterates. If you see Nairaland as an avenue to getting a job and you want to impress employers or top level people here, please do away with this style of writing.

Kindly note that this isn't an attack on your person, it is just an advice I believe would be beneficial to your job search here.

Thank you.

LastMumu:


No offence meant ma'am but no one would take you serious on this forum if you continue to type using text-speak. Text-speak is common among teenagers and favoured by illiterates. If you see Nairaland as an avenue to getting a job and you want to impress employers or top level people here, please do away with this style of writing.

Kindly note that this isn't an attack on your person, it is just an advice I believe would be beneficial to your job search here.

Thank you.

wroskian:

HR Minister, great ministry you have in your hands here Please I need a job too o, make I forward my CV?

Hope you have been delivered from that red-eyed demon ? Sorry ehn, it's high time you stop chooking your eyes in things upandan

Analee:
kk,tanks. bt ar u based n ph?

Speeddial:
Based on referral from our online HR,BG Consult invites you for an Assessment on FRI 30/09 at 4 Alh Karim St,Amaraolu,Agidingbi-1st Gate Ikeja by 8am.HR:sMITH

What's your assertion on this?

amicable09:

Come!
Why e be say na only scam invites you dey get?
What is it with your applications that attract them the same way bees are drawn to honey?

Sorry I had to blow pidgin .
But you will need to do an X-ray of your CV. The matter is becoming unbecoming

Speeddial:

Could you help me please?

amicable09:

To do what?
With a moniker like yours, it will be difficult for me to help. Delay hunts me like my shadow does me in the dark.

Can you cope with that?

amicable09:

To do what?
With a moniker like yours, it will be difficult for me to help. Delay hunts me like my shadow does me in the dark.

How can your shadow hunt you in the dark? Eyin aye Winch!

LastMumu:
I think Amicable09 should kukuma open a recruitment firm, she has enough customers here already for a start-up.


Who's with me on this?

LastMumu:



How can your shadow hunt you in the dark? Eyin aye Winch!

Speeddial:
Based on referral from our online HR,BG Consult invites you for an Assessment on FRI 30/09 at 4 Alh Karim St,Amaraolu,Agidingbi-1st Gate Ikeja by 8am.HR:sMITH

What's your assertion on this?

Speeddial:
To x-ray my CV you talked about.

penitential:
Guy come, it's like you're a fresh graduate that is very quick to give your details (phone number and e-mail) to any advertised position (s)? Because all this text messages is are what you're gonna get when you start applying for jobs as a fresher. I've been in your shoes once so I've learnt my lessons. One good way to stop receiving FAKEinterview messages which I've studied and it has worked for me is for you to
1. Check the job descriptions of any vacant position(s) well to know if the people that posted the job knows what it's all about. Because most of all this people don't know much about the job descriptions they post all they are after is just to collect details of job seekers and start bombarding the communication mediums with rubbish messages from anonymous sender with a confidential company names and all sort.
For instance as a site-engineer job description now, i don't expect to be seeing job description a like.....Good leadership skills, Good and convincing ability, ability to meet up with specific targets, good communication skills with clients. ....as much as this qualities are good and are expected of virtually everybody, if the main job description that relates to your profession is not there, you should know it's fake.
As an intending site-engineer, am the first thing am expecting to see on my job description is
1. Ability to interpret Architectural and structural drawings
2. Good knowledge of the use of Autocad and various construction related softwates.
3. Ability to deliver projects within stipulated times
4. Good leveling instrument knowledge......and many more. While others will be additionals. Thanks.

amicable09:

Are you resident in PH?
I can give you the contact details of the school I taught in years ago. It's a primary school. At least, I still have a good rapport with the HM.

penitential:
Guy come, it's like you're a fresh graduate that is very quick to give your details (phone number and e-mail) to any advertised position (s)? Because all this text messages is are what you're gonna get when you start applying for jobs as a fresher. I've been in your shoes once so I've learnt my lessons. One good way to stop receiving FAKEinterview messages which I've studied and it has worked for me is for you to
1. Check the job descriptions of any vacant position(s) well to know if the people that posted the job knows what it's all about. Because most of all this people don't know much about the job descriptions they post all they are after is just to collect details of job seekers and start bombarding the communication mediums with rubbish messages from anonymous sender with a confidential company names and all sort.
For instance as a site-engineer job description now, i don't expect to be seeing job description a like.....Good leadership skills, Good and convincing ability, ability to meet up with specific targets, good communication skills with clients. ....as much as this qualities are good and are expected of virtually everybody, if the main job description that relates to your profession is not there, you should know it's fake.
As an intending site-engineer, am the first thing am expecting to see on my job description is
1. Ability to interpret Architectural and structural drawings
2. Good knowledge of the use of Autocad and various construction related softwates.
3. Ability to deliver projects within stipulated times
4. Good leveling instrument knowledge......and many more. While others will be additionals. Thanks.

amicable09:

Oh! Uhm... I am not sure you'll get the CV back immediately. That's what I mean.
Is that something you can put up with?

amicable09:

Hahahahaha
My Wizard
I've missed you. Since when did you become so serious to the point that you now give out sound counsel in the chat room?
Who's responsible for this?

Lizzieo:
Eeeeyah,no. I reside in Lagos,thanks for ur concern.