lulu1986:
Tweaking like no one buzness

Twerking abi tweaking which 1 but dearie seriously u have a bright future behind u I wonder what direction it would be moving 2 like wiggle wiggle and lest I forget ur beautiful to the core * hides *

Mehn! #Ancient hunting techniques unleashed. I went to play soccer in d other campus, on returning, trying to get a cab, I saw dis damsel standing...didn't knw d devil dat pushed me as I was all sweaty n still in my sports wear. Jst as I dropd my 1st line, dis babe got a cab wit only space, said she was in a hurry n left me there standing helplessly. She left bt a miracle hapened wen anoda cab came by almost imm. Since she stil had to walk a distance after alightin, I decided to chase her. Even had to do som xtra jogging to catch up..seeing her, I was like 'wow! 2wice in one day, God must b planning tins 4us..we becam cool dou.. Bt stil didn't work out in d end

Was going 2 lecture,saw dis gal wen I was close 2 d classrum,I had 2 turn n follow her while waiting 4 a less busy place 2 meet up wit her till she made a U-turn infront of me.No way 2 do same witot people closeby laughing at me.I had 2 pass n follow another shortcut where I met her.D rest is full of se.x n romance.Dts how my lecture 4 d day ended.

justmag:


DAMNNN GURL!! Dats messed up....u just left a 99 percent nigga because he is short of 1 percent. Smh! Lol! Jk! !! I don't play that either. If she ccan't speak good English then it's a wrap.

U see...so u run away from such too
Then I'm not to be blame.

Nigerdeltaboi:

you don enter am ,i am also kingsley and i also speak well.....what do i have to do to get your attention ?

All u need do is post a link of ur vn here

Cutehector4u:
aitee lol,.. Ah ah. Wats bad receivn compliments frm ur fellow boy? Doesnt men u should call him gay...

Na from men wrappering e dey start

1one:


Errrm... Could you enlighten this honourable court on what you mean/meant by the bolded

What were other elements/components of this illusion phase...


What made you leave this illusion phase.


How did you leave the phase.


Which phase are you currently in right now

...good mornging first.
oga oh see questions so u actually decided to set a panel of judges on top my matter? What exactly have I done this time...well I'm gonna fight this fight till the end ain't running away. Now to ur questions.

1. There is every stage in ones life u have this fake idea about a particular thing till reality set in and such can be seen as illusion.

2.I'll answer this with this statement "love is not always enough" other attribute has to be there.

3.I left the illusion stage a moment I was able to distinguish btw illusion and reality.

4.it just about emotional maturity. It has nothing to do with age or whatsoever.

5.I'm in reality phase...lol

Aitee1:



U see...so u run away from such too
Then I'm not to be blame.


All u need do is post a link of ur vn here


Na from men wrappering e dey start

hmmmm

Cannonleo:

Twerking abi tweaking which 1 but dearie seriously u have a bright future behind u I wonder what direction it would be moving 2 like wiggle wiggle and lest I forget ur beautiful to the core * hides *

lool sharp sharp

AgapeCharis & Annypie both of u want to derail dis thread by discussing ur ish here

patholaw:
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EroticAngelina:
lols, I would be lying if I said I don't need tricks to get attention from guys

its the usual bumping into him and doing as if I'm falling down, then he would offer to help me up

one time, I was in a long queue, when it was finally getting to my turn, I saw this nice guy, who was planning on joining the queue, becoz I wanted his attention.. I had to go back and rejoin the long queue!! I got his attention, only to find out that the guy was a jerkk!!! and when it finally reached my turn after about 3hours, the thing I wanted to get was finished! I cried that day! that was when I decided to stop trying to get any guy's attention! if them wan notice me, fine! if them no want, FINE!!!

OMG, you lost your space on a long queue... ?

My own doesn't exceed driving around a junction to stop and pick a cute looking lady.

I can't change my direction for that. Good things happen suddenly..

Aitee1:


...good mornging first.
oga oh see questions so u actually decided to set a panel of judges on top my matter? What exactly have I done this time...well I'm gonna fight this fight till the end ain't running away. Now to ur questions.

1. There is every stage in ones life u have this fake idea about a particular thing till reality set in and such can be seen as illusion.

2.I'll answer this with this statement "love is not always enough" other attribute has to be there.

3.I left the illusion stage a moment I was able to distinguish btw illusion and reality.

4.it just about emotional maturity. It has nothing to do with age or whatsoever.

5.I'm in reality phase...lol

Good morning

So for the benefit of other young girls who have graced the attendance of this hearing, kindly tell us me What are some of the things or behaviors or expectations that shows a girl is in the illusion phase..

Furhermore.. Is it possible that your illusion phase is actually real for some other people and they don't see it as an illusion but rather reality..

If the tall dark guy could speak sparkling English..would you have remained in the illusion phase

100Cents:


OMG, you lost your space on a long queue... ?

My own doesn't exceed driving around a junction to stop and pick a cute looking lady.

I can't change my direction for that. Good things happen suddenly..

yes o, I regretted that day.

This is my story! A few years back i cudnt talk to girls to save my life. I had no idea of how to appraoch girls...always felt it was too awkward for me. So there was this fyneeeee girl at my college library. I spotted her and I cudnt stop looking at her. I was just sitting there thinking of what to say to her and I am a firmly believe it's very very rude to stare and I never stare at ppl out of respect but this girl was at exception. I was trying to look at her without her knowing but my staring game was so weak that she caught me staring twice then she walked up to my table and we started a conversation and when she was about to go home i was still scared to ask for the digits because I felt she was too fine and too good for me. The only way I got in touch with her again was because she talked to a mutual friend about me and asked her to give me her details and what not. It was truly awkward.

1one:



Good morning

So for the benefit of other young girls who have graced the attendance of this hearing, kindly tell us me What are some of the things or behaviors or expectations that shows a girl is in the illusion phase..

Furhermore.. Is it possible that your illusion phase is actually real for some other people and they don't see it as an illusion but rather reality..

If the tall dark guy could speak sparkling English..would you have remained in the illusion phase

1. A typical e.g is when a guy is maltreating the babe and she's still cling to him just cos he's cute wid a six pack. I have a girlfriend that turn down responsible guys for the yuppie ones. And also the activity babes can't do without clubbing such won't even consider a cool headed dude that only clubs occasionally.

2. Yes possible some ppl can mistake the illusion to be real and that's the more reason we have high rate of divorce today cos a lot of ppl marry for the wrong reason and when reality set in they discover they'll better be happy alone leaving the kids(if any) to suffer for their mistakes.

3.if the tall dark dude was good in spoken english that wld hv been jus an attraction point not necessarily necessarily a conclusion that I wld have remain in the illusion phase, remember something must attract one first.

I blv my above point helps the honourable house...

Aitee1:


1. A typical e.g is when a guy is maltreating the babe and she's still cling to him just cos he's cute wid a six pack. I have a girlfriend that turn down responsible guys for the yuppie ones. And also the activity babes can't do without clubbing such won't even consider a cool headed dude that only clubs occasionally.

2. Yes possible some ppl can mistake the illusion to be real and that's the more reason we have high rate of divorce today cos a lot of ppl marry for the wrong reason and when reality set in they discover they'll better be happy alone leaving the kids(if any) to suffer for their mistakes.

3.if the tall dark dude was good in spoken english that wld hv been jus an attraction point not necessarily necessarily a conclusion that I wld have remain in the illusion phase, remember something must attract one first.

I blv my above point helps the honourable house...

Hmmm....

Very detailed contribution.

So for the benefit of responsible single guys in this prestigious court... What would you say are 5major things that a guy must have before you consider him a prospective son-in-law to your parents...

FIVE MAJOR THINGS.


They must be those things to which if the guy had only the five of them and nothing more, you would still see him as your "perfect" fit.



The court is in recess as we wait for your answer.

Tosyne2much... Loading !!!!

1one:



Hmmm....

Very detailed contribution.

So for the benefit of responsible single guys in this prestigious court... What would you say are 5major things that a guy must have before you consider him a prospective son-in-law to your parents...

FIVE MAJOR THINGS.


They must be those things to which if the guy had only the five of them and nothing more, you would still see him as your "perfect" fit.



The court is in recess as we wait for your answer.

Okay let me try...personally I don't gamble with intellect!!!

Intelligence comes first and by intelligence I mean verse in all areas of life, rational in reasoning and smart)

Then in no particular other the rest can follow...

2.he has to be presentable not necessarily mr Nigeria

3.romantic and adventurous, with good sense of humor

4. Financially stable not necessarily Dangote's son but should be hardworking

5. And lastly but not the least he should have fear of God in him not just going religious and following the crowd.

Aitee1:


Okay let me try...personally I don't gamble with intellect!!!

Intelligent comes first and by intelligent I mean verse in all areas of life, rational in reasoning and smart)

Then in no particular other the rest can follow...

2.he has to be presentable not necessarily mr Nigeria

3.romantic and adventurous, with good sense of humor

4. Financially stable not necessarily Dangote's son but should be hardworking

5. And lastly but not the least he should have fear of God in him not just going religious and following the crowd.

Good writing skill. I wish i was still publishing woulda used your services.

Ibotex:

Good writing skill. I wish i was still publishing woulda used your services.

Oga ooo...u don reach here now now

***face plam***

this is embarassing:



anybody from orlu,imo state should know one river like that called 'orash'(not sure about the spelling tho)

one of my relatives took my there,
i had never been to any river in the east where people swim so i was basically happy
when we got there i saw quite a number of people which i didn't expect
so my cousin introduced me to some of his friends then he got talking with one girl,she was very cute and was asking me questions about lag(cos she and her folks reside in ph).
i was ontop of my game,making jokes and telling stuffs that the three of us laughed about

everything was smooth,just when i was about to ask for her number
she asked me "CAN YOU SWIM??"
Mogbe!!
i looked left ,saw my cousin smiling
looked right,saw children that i was 2x bigger than jumping into the water from one tree like that
i told her YES but i won't wanna swim here cause i was afraid of skin infection(the only excuse i could come up with)

she said i was tryna insult everybody in the water
so in other not to get her thinking i was feeling "big or proud"
thats not how to impress a lady innit??

i pulled off my "3-quarter"
and my t-shirt
oboy!! as i dived into the water it was so fucking cold!!!
first i stopped hearing any sound
next i started immitating what i watched from one 007 movie(casino royale i think)
but i kept going down!!
next thing i knew i was drowning
i started thinking 'the girl go dey smile by now oh'
omoh as a sharp guy i knew it wasn't working
i held one leg like that i was able to see

seems like the boy went down and they all noticed something was wrong next thing i knew someone was pushing me UP
by then i don drink like 25 litres


win win tho!
the chick came to my place tho to check on me like 4 times

adonbilivit:
i went to a certain hotel with my course mates back in school. there was this girl i was admiring so much then. the guys said we should do a swimming competition. i opted for it coz i saw it as an opportunity to take off my shirt so that she would see my six packs. me wey never swim before. we took off our shirts, dived in and at the end every one came out except me...i was drowning already. they had to rush in and pull me out.
...now i am always my self. i don learn.

Pics or adonbilivit!

All u need do is post a link of ur vn here
what do you mean by vn.

Aitee1:


Okay let me try...personally I don't gamble with intellect!!!

Intelligent comes first and by intelligent I mean verse in all areas of life, rational in reasoning and smart)

Then in no particular other the rest can follow...

2.he has to be presentable not necessarily mr Nigeria

3.romantic and adventurous, with good sense of humor

4. Financially stable not necessarily Dangote's son but should be hardworking

5. And lastly but not the least he should have fear of God in him not just going religious and following the crowd.

Soooo all yea single and searching hardworking, intelligent and presentable, funny and God fearing hunks of Nairaland, I present to you the super sizzling, hot like 500 degrees, cushiony chested, charming smiling,hopefully well rounded backside... Aitee1!!!!


You can begin to send your pms

Aitee1:


Gay alert

u really do look like Genevieve, only difference is that you've got bigger tits

1one:





Soooo all yea single and searching hardworking, intelligent and presentable, funny and God fearing hunks of Nairaland, I present to you the super sizzling, hot like 500 degrees, cushiony chested, charming smiling,hopefully well rounded backside... Aitee1!!!!


You can begin to send your pms

**quietly tip toe out of the thread**

Aitee1:




**quietly tip toe out of the thread**

adonbilivit:
i went to a certain hotel with my course mates back in school. there was this girl i was admiring so much then. the guys said we should do a swimming competition. i opted for it coz i saw it as an opportunity to take off my shirt so that she would see my six packs. me wey never swim before. we took off our shirts, dived in and at the end every one came out except me...i was drowning already. they had to rush in and pull me out.
...now i am always my self. i don learn.

adonbilivit. lies!

1one:

Lol...it official u are a trouble maker

**dodges bullet**

AgapeCharis:
Lol
No b u carry ursef go? U shud ve given him ur number
Afterall...if it were someone like tuface,,u knw wat u lld ve done

"IF IT WERE"
Bros, i give up..

I

Aitee1:


Lol...it official u are a trouble maker

**dodges bullet**

... and that's why you just can't get me outta your head

nickz:
this is embarassing:



anybody from orlu,imo state should know one river like that called 'orash'(not sure about the spelling tho)

one of my relatives took my there,
i had never been to any river in the east where people swim so i was basically happy
when we got there i saw quite a number of people which i didn't expect
so my cousin introduced me to some of his friends then he got talking with one girl,she was very cute and was asking me questions about lag(cos she and her folks reside in ph).
i was ontop of my game,making jokes and telling stuffs that the three of us laughed about

everything was smooth,just when i was about to ask for her number
she asked me "CAN YOU SWIM??"
Mogbe!!
i looked left ,saw my cousin smiling
looked right,saw children that i was 2x bigger than jumping into the water from one tree like that
i told her YES but i won't wanna swim here cause i was afraid of skin infection(the only excuse i could come up with)

she said i was tryna insult everybody in the water
so in other not to get her thinking i was feeling "big or proud"
thats not how to impress a lady innit??

i pulled off my "3-quarter"
and my t-shirt
oboy!! as i dived into the water it was so fucking cold!!!
first i stopped hearing any sound
next i started immitating what i watched from one 007 movie(casino royale i think)
but i kept going down!!
next thing i knew i was drowning
i started thinking 'the girl go dey smile by now oh'
omoh as a sharp guy i knew it wasn't working
i held one leg like that i was able to see

seems like the boy went down and they all noticed something was wrong next thing i knew someone was pushing me UP
by then i don drink like 25 litres


win win tho!
the chick came to my place tho to check on me like 4 times

@post. Never done anything crazy to get noticed by the opposite sex

Emmysteve:
You mean you splashed them water with your truck?

Nope.
I understand you never had a good life once.
Don't worry your head ,it will take a virgin to have a man to understand what other women enjoy.