What Happened To Me
Yesterday"...
My People be very Careful
these days... this happened
to me Yesterday Evening.
When i returned Home....
my Face oooooooo, i cant
believe what just happened
to me, Wonders dey say
shall never end.
I was standing infront of
the entrance of my House
to open the Gate so I can
drive in. Then One Woman
came and told me that she
knows me, that she has met
me before. So I was like I
can't really recall where
and when I met you,
anyway, pls remind me.
Then the Woman said that
she had met me in a
Conference in Ibadan in
February to be precise.
Ooops!!! Madam, I have not
been to Ibadan this year
and after all I don't know or
have any Relations in
Ibadan that was my reply.
Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAII
- TAWAII", A very hot Slap
on my face, if the
Temperature of that Slap
was to be measured it will
be around 200¤c.
I felt so confused, at first I
thought the Slap was from a
man, I looked behind her to
see if there was another
person behind her, but
there was none. So i tried
to ask her what I have
done, I was trying to
apologize, sorry Ma for not
recalling your name.
'Tawaiii!' the hot Slap came
the second time. Jeez! I
couldn't bear it any longer.
I regretted not releasing my
Dogs in the morning. I held
the Woman's Shirt and
started pulling her as I am
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Pulling Ur Legs Now. .
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist
oooooooo. See as una dey
serious dey read am......
# RunningAway
Hope you had a fabulous
day?

I did have a fabulous day. Thanks

Yeah, i had a fabulous day

This one pass Yabaleft, I think Guantanamo Bay would be more appropriate for the OP.

Cool I must say..... U could av made a good story outta it if u wey serious.....
Thumps up....Keep up

U got me

See as I dey scroll *covers face*

Krak:
This one pass Yabaleft, I think Guantanamo Bay would be more appropriate for the OP.

u arr crazy indeed,......

amtiredalryt:
U got me

sorryyy

WoodcrestMayor:
See as I dey scroll *covers face*

.......mayorrrr........sorry

Bootybuttchic:
u arr crazy indeed,......

Am not crazy.

Hahaha u gat ne no doubt.

Bootybuttchic:
What Happened To Me
Yesterday"...
My People be very Careful
these days... this happened
to me Yesterday Evening.
When i returned Home....
my Face oooooooo, i cant
believe what just happened
to me, Wonders dey say
shall never end.
I was standing infront of
the entrance of my House
to open the Gate so I can
drive in. Then One Woman
came and told me that she
knows me, that she has met
me before. So I was like I
can't really recall where
and when I met you,
anyway, pls remind me.
Then the Woman said that
she had met me in a
Conference in Ibadan in
February to be precise.
Ooops!!! Madam, I have not
been to Ibadan this year
and after all I don't know or
have any Relations in
Ibadan that was my reply.
Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAII
- TAWAII", A very hot Slap
on my face, if the
Temperature of that Slap
was to be measured it will
be around 200¤c.
I felt so confused, at first I
thought the Slap was from a
man, I looked behind her to
see if there was another
person behind her, but
there was none. So i tried
to ask her what I have
done, I was trying to
apologize, sorry Ma for not
recalling your name.
'Tawaiii!' the hot Slap came
the second time. Jeez! I
couldn't bear it any longer.
I regretted not releasing my
Dogs in the morning. I held
the Woman's Shirt and
started pulling her as I am
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Pulling Ur Legs Now. .
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist
oooooooo. See as una dey
serious dey read am......
# RunningAway
Hope you had a fabulous
day?

hmmm..i dont understand why u find it difficult to compose something humorous. joke-telling isn't a big deal.. Assumin we paid to watch u perform so this is how u wud crack our ribs
Mods. this garbage should be moved to Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity
Crimes section with immediate alacrity.

dplomaticVal:

hmmm..i dont understand why u find it difficult to compose something humorous. joke-telling isn't a big deal.. Assumin we paid to watch u perform so this is how u wud crack our ribs
Mods. this garbage should be moved to Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity
Crimes section with immediate alacrity.

Gosh ur brain cells are dead .............and did u just mention crime zone?? ......did i type too fast dere ni....u are too slow

Bootybuttchic:
Gosh ur brain cells are dead .............and did u just mention crime zone?? ......did i type too fast dere ni....u are too slow

hey, i dont mince words. how i see tins is how say dem.
honestly, yo thread shd be in crime zone cuz of the temporal assault & not joke cos it's funless
so pls dnt ever say i hav dead cells or cal me slowpoke if u no wan ma slap yo chest.0.

dplomaticVal:


hey, i dont mince words. how i see tins is how say dem.
honestly, yo thread shd be in crime zone cuz of the temporal assault & not joke cos it's funless
so pls dnt ever say i hav dead cells or cal me slowpoke if u no wan ma slap yo chest.0.

farts on his head .....u need a shrink