10) The Introverts... They quietly walk into the viewing center 2 watch their team play for 90 minutes without making a sound, they'll only clap or give no expression wen their team scores or concedes, u'll mostly see 'em with their phones tweeting or making calls, Gala and Viju aint always far from them.

9) The Smello... Mostly Keke riders, bus
conductors n area boys. The stench from their mouth can cause a revolution in ya stomach. Pray their team don't score n they throw their arms in the air in wild jubilation.... the odour from their armpits can give u momentary amnesia. These types also have a knack for coming 15 mins after kick off, squeeze themselves in-between people n then, sorry na una name

The Blind Fan... For this type, love is truly blind o. If he supports Man U, then Carrick > Pirlo. Umad? If he's a Chelsea fan, then FIFA robbed Hazard to award Ronaldo the WBP.

7) The Historian... This type can tell u the color of the socks Johan Cruyff first played with. He has all the names n histories stored up in his cranium n requires little or no invitation to start reeling them out n making u feel like a flat-chested
woman in Tittsburg, abi Pittsburgh

6) The Clueless... this one practically can't
differentiate his asshole from a hole in the ground if he were squatting in a rabbit's farm. Prolly watches football cos its the in-thing. He's the type to call Van Gaal a fool for benching C Ronaldo n Tevez whl playing Januzaj n Falcao.

5) The Street-side Lawyer... everything to this man na argument. Linesman blow throwing against team A, argument sets... shoulda been team B. Tell him Zlatan > Balotelli n u two might as well forget the match n cop a seat @ the back to slug it out.

4) The commentator... these are the talkactives. If football is been played with mouth, these types will be heading in their own crosses. They can give Jon Champion n Jim Beglin a run for their money. This type will gladly announce to u that Flamini just slipped a thru-pass to Chamberlin.... sorry, need I remind u u need a glass?

3) The gloryhunter... The Jada Fires n Lex Steeles of football. Fair weather fans... If Chelsea wallop Arsenal, they're blue-blooded n if Barca whitewash Madrid... Hala Camp Nou!!

2) The football site... this type knows every piece of news on goal.comn buys every edition of sports dailies.... or frequents a newspaper stand. Whichever way, get close n know the bastard ya darling club is hoping to spend millies on next.

1) The lovers... This types, which sadly happens to be mostly Arsenal fans, usually comes with their boos n spend 90% of the match time lapping her, ordering Smirnoff ice, feeding her kilishi or explaining that Mikel Obi is different from Saint Obi.

One word for viewing centers?? Lool

The space keepers... Nah everywhere we dey

Quite funny especially the one about Arsenal fans with they girls.