1. Name your dog "Dog." and call it very loudly when people are around.
2. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of insecticides
4. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
5. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
6. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
7. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
8. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
9. Ask people what gender they are.
10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
11. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
12. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
13. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
14. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
15. Holler random numbers while someone is counting Money.
16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
17. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!"
18. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
19. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
20. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
21. Never make eye contact.

22. Never break eye contact.
23. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
24. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
25. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
26. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President of U.S.A.
27. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

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me like it.....gonna try dem out starting with u@ op

NmaGOD44:
me like it.....gonna try dem out starting with u@ op

LOl. ok no problem i will come for the practicals today. but before i come kindly start with people around you

youMustLaugh:


LOl. ok no problem i will come for the practicals today. but before i come kindly start with people around you

alright .....but come save me if things get out of hand .......my peeps r gonna break my head soon

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*yawns*...

Hope ur ideas are original unlike ur joke

Haahahhahaha..number 15 is d most anoying....

op can u start afresh

13 tho... Lol

No 23" just save me from a garrulous colleague!

Hahaha,some of the points got me laughing. I will try it on my guy whenever he annoys me and i want to pay back.

Anybody that tries all these will surely end up in a Straitjacket at a mental assylum or lynched by a mob.

Behave like Andy Blaze

alweady started tryin dm.....jst h0pe i dnt qet ma head bwoken

When someone ask you to do something with immediate effect,just reply with"I will think about it".

Lolx

Lmao... Funny

Lolz...

No nigga tries this with me....

Annoying peices of shits...

You didn't try them out before posting because if u did.......... You wouldn't be alive to post that

This is a sure way to get beaten and Op try it on your boss and neighbours first , then I ld think about trying it.

sounds more like 27 surefire ways to identify a YabaLeft Patient

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If diz iz been practised,u will probably b left alone in dis ugly world witout fwwendz en u Might Even looose urself in btw::::::*

I imagined Alan from Hangover doing evry single one of these

After you done with an interview section then the interviewer is like " well I like you and your aproach and will also like your exit will always cherish the misconception i had bout you, thank you we are both refreshed and challenged by your point of view"

Buh wait oh op did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morni ?

Op abeg oh na joke oh

hmmmmm

Hold up your bag and scream Allah wakbar in the middle of the market then
move to click or press something.

No 5 and 15 can earn you a bullet in the head.