Shymmex, you're a work of contradiction. Nl men are never to be taken serious anyway.
So you sit on NL all day calling NL chics busted, but you have one transgendered-looking female in your profile. LOL

shymexx:


Nah, never that. But if she ever switches - then she has to go for Egyptian hair and go get hair from those Egyptian mummies.

There aren't artificial - there are tons of chics who have got it like her. Heck, I know a few naija chics from around the way who have almost the same body parts albeit not as toned and proportionate. Maybe save for one of them.

Not an ambassador for black women - they have got too many issues, and a tad bit belligerent.

I just love the chocolate honey dipped donuts they bring to the table.

Hehe, I pray she finds Cleopatra VII and Hatshepsut's hair particularly should the need arise.
By the way, not all naija chics are aggressive. I can bet that the type of girlfriends I surround myself with don't give their men issues in that regard. I don't even think I am aggressive either.
Chocolate honey dipped donuts? LOL!

destante:
Hehe, I pray she finds Cleopatra VII and Hatshepsut's hair particularly should the need arise.
By the way, not all naija chics are aggressive. I can bet that the type of girlfriends I surround myself with don't give their men issues in that regard. I don't even think I am aggressive either.
Chocolate honey dipped donuts? LOL!

Lol, I want Nefertiti and Queen Tiye's hair...so she can give me my own King Tut.

There are always exceptions, I agree. However, a lot of naija women are problematic. Even the ones on this forum are some of the discourteous and disrespectful ones you'll ever meet. They just don't know how to talk.

You sure know chocolate honey dipped donut is the ultimate donut - and it's on the Mt Rushmore by itself. Hence I love my black women to death. What they bring to the table despite the annoying belligerence can't be rivalled. Like everything good, it's basically the gift and the curse.

Missy89:


Juice??

What kind of juice is that

Yeah i have short hair. Always have.

You're nasty! The only topic you ever created on NL kind of tells a good story and paints a picture that will Mona Lisa look like fake art, of who you're offline.

Anyway, I was alluding to size of the batty.

Yes, I saw that in the______. Now, I'm sprung.

I think I need to go back in time and dedicate a tune to you. This tune right here represents a period in my life and a lot of memories, I tell ya.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4

shymexx:

Hence I love my black women to death. What they bring to the table despite the annoying belligerence can't be rivalled. Like everything good, it's basically the gift and the curse.

What do they bring to the table?

Chai! See how this thread has been successfully derailed. Lol.
I've got nappy hair too. And I so love it. #TeamNaturalHairForLife#

shymexx:


Lol, I want Nefertiti and Queen Tiye's hair...so she can give me my own King Tut.

There are always exceptions, I agree. However, a lot of naija women are problematic. Even the ones on this forum are some of the discourteous and disrespectful ones you'll ever meet. They just don't know how to talk.

You sure know chocolate honey dipped donut is the ultimate donut - and it's on the Mt Rushmore by itself. Hence I love my black women to death. What they bring to the table despite the annoying belligerence can't be rivalled. Like everything good, it's basically the gift and the curse.

Lol. I think your place is in the past, since you know so much and care for these ancient people.

Then again, how many nairaland ladies have you come by to make such conclusion? More so, some people who act belligerent on here may not be able to hurt a fly in real life cases.

I really didn't know that donut is the ultimate, or which other is the least ultimate. And I don't really ever wish to taste it. Don't ask me why
Still, I hope its only your wife's that you get a taste of.

Good afternoon @ SANGUINE.....I saw your previous posts on CAMBRIDGE A-LEVEL programme....u seem lyk sum1 dat knows wat she's talking about....I rili need info on the programme ASAP....so I was hopin I cld get some from you....it's rili important...pls reply...THANKS

EfemenaXY:


What do they bring to the table?

Lol, the cultural link which is a no-brainer. Then you have got the unique and quintessential African/black beauty, and no other race of women can raise black kids like black women. Also, when they're loyal, they do so to a fault, with a support system for husband that can be rivalled - classic strong black women. And a lot of other intangibles.

destante:
Lol. I think your place is in the past, since you know so much and care for these ancient people.

Then again, how many nairaland ladies have you come by to make such conclusion? More so, some people who act belligerent on here may not be able to hurt a fly in real life cases.

I really didn't know that donut is the ultimate, or which other is the least ultimate. And I don't really ever wish to taste it. Don't ask me why
Still, I hope its only your wife's that you get a taste of.

Lol, I'm not even going to lie - I wish I was born during the ancient time. That's one thing I've always alluded to. This ain't my generation, hence I refer to myself as the original black man all the time.

Well, I honestly don't want to meet these folks offline. Most of them don't offer anything appealing physically, apart from running their mouths on here and being utterly disrespectful. See a lot of pictures - and I won't even look at most of them twice if I were to bump into them on the road. So whatever they're offline is inconsequential, and I'm not longing to see it. I'll just keep it online, and stay clowning around.

You're a chic, and don't ever taste the chocolate honey dipped donut. Trying it would amount to eating the forbidden fruit. Er, only if you want to be a carpet-muncher - who knows?

Short hair

I don't have friends with low cut

shymexx:


Lol, I'm not even going to lie - I wish I was born during the ancient time. That's one thing I've always alluded to. This ain't my generation, hence I refer to myself as the original black man all the time.

Well, I honestly don't want to meet these folks offline. Most of them don't offer anything appealing physically, apart from running their mouths on here and being utterly disrespectful. See a lot of pictures - and I won't even look at most of them twice if I were to bump into them on the road. So whatever they're offline is inconsequential, and I'm not longing to see it. I'll just keep it online, and stay clowning around.

You're a chic, and don't ever taste the chocolate honey dipped donut. Trying it would amount to eating the forbidden fruit. Er, only if you want to be a carpet-muncher - who knows?

Hmm I think you have so much weird stuffs up your sleeves.
Anyways like I mentioned, I wouldn't eat the forbidden fruit in the first place. So thanks

destante:
Hmm I think you have so much weird stuffs up your sleeves.
Anyways like I mentioned, I wouldn't eat the forbidden fruit in the first place. So thanks

Weird is interesting when you're exploring, and trying to break new grounds...don't you think?

Stay away from the forbidden fruit - it's exclusively for men and carpet munchers.

gibiano:
Good afternoon @ SANGUINE.....I saw your previous posts on CAMBRIDGE A-LEVEL programme....u seem lyk sum1 dat knows wat she's talking about....I rili need info on the programme ASAP....so I was hopin I cld get some from you....it's rili important...pls reply...THANKS

Yeah Gibiano, how are you?
Now what information do you need on the Cambridge A'level?

shymexx:


Lol, the cultural link which is a no-brainer. Then you have got the unique and quintessential African/black beauty, and no other race of women can raise black kids like black women. Also, when they're loyal, they do so to a fault, with a support system for husband that can be rivalled - classic strong black women. And a lot of other intangibles.

Hmmm - interesting perspective Shymexx. Me likey.

I don pass that stage! I meet all my needs MYSELF!
I ain't looking.
Even if I were single. . . I STILL AIN'T LOOKING.
Not innarestid. . . .

Na una time. . . . The Young Shall Keep Growing. . . . .I don waka pass!
Amen!!!!!

Kanwulia:
I don pass that stage! I meet all my needs MYSELF!
I ain't looking.
Even if I were single. . . I STILL AIN'T LOOKING.
Not innarestid. . . .

Na una time. . . . The Young Shall Keep Growing. . . . .I don waka pass!
Amen!!!!!

WHO CARES? WOMAN MOVE THE HELL OUT MAKE I SEE ROAD

iykedare:


WHO CARES? WOMAN MOVE THE HELL OUT MAKE I SEE ROAD

Hmmmmm. . . . The return of the E BADU BELLE ATI E JOLOSI NAMAS OF NL!!!
To think that you ain't even the OP?
See frustrashun?
A lot from the hole of a NL assssss that dun kia!

Na me you wan take flex?

Ijjjjjjiota!

My Spec: A Non-Nairalander

Kanwulia:



Hmmmmm. . . . The return of the E BADU BELLE ATI E JOLOSI NAMAS OF NL!!!
To think that you ain't even the OP?
See frustrashun?
A lot from the hole of a NL assssss that dun kia!

Na me you wan take flex?

Ijjjjjjiota!

lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l

iykedare:

lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l

Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can a fool be?
Na me be your 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic

Definition of LUNATIC

1
a : affected with lunacy : insane
b : designed for the care of insane persons <lunatic asylum>


2
: wildly foolish <a lunatic idea>
— lunatic noun

Na for dia you dey work?
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww*

Kanwulia:


Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can my husband be?
Na me be his 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic



Na for dia you dey work?
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww*

iykedare:

I knew it!
Somebarry suffering from 'KANWULIA-ITIS'!
Notin do you!


*oga don go work. . .time for bed jare. . . the sweeeeeeeet day off continues*

Kanwulia:


I knew it!
Somebarry suffering from 'KANWULIA-ITIS'!
Notin do you!


*oga don go work. . .time for bed jare. . . the sweeeeeeeet day off continues*

mumu

shymexx:
Spec for a wife? - Funny thread

Anyway, I've a nice chic on my profile that looks like a great "spec" for me. I won't mind sleeping next to that for the rest of my life.

A Rolls Royce Phantom, bulky in the right places, and a drop-top with no wig, attachments, weaves, lace-front etc.

Excuse me Sir, I heard my name

nicechic:
Excuse me Sir, I heard my name

Lol, did I actually call your name, or you just heard the bird call and decided to respond?

Well, it seems you're packing something serious...and the badonkadonk must be cray. Ok, tell us your best kept secret - the greatest story ever told about what you are packing.