hmmmmm...mek I shine my eye wella deh read everything so dat I will know how to behave wen I start school

Gat to the Lecturer's office(Also my L.A)--

He asked me a question which required a Simple ''Yes'' or "no'' answer ..


Guess what I said'' --



I answered -- "'Yeah yeah'' ...That was how i enta gbege with the man--

lo all this guys wey fuckup na d ones wey no do boarding school. How I go take write my name for My things or dey. carry file around?? forget ohh I dey Woo girl from registration line set.

lol all this guys wey fuckup na d ones wey no do boarding school. How I go take write my name for My things or dey carry file around?? forget ohh I dey Woo girl from registration line sef.

Lecturer set ablazed by angry mob for killing five
pupils in auto crash in Taraba http://www.crimescentral.com/lecturer-set-ablaze-angry-mob-killing-five-pupils-auto-crash-taraba/

tellwisdom:
Op you are a foolish boi ...you don manage enter school now, u no let person hear word.

I just pity you... if it may interest you, I ve graduated from school. why the sudden attack? This is a public forum, if you can't contribute, you just simply ignore. I was not the one who stop you from going to school. You decide not to because you are dull and immature...
Grow up guy...

topstar80:
#FUNAAB and files be like #BREAD and butter.... Lol

IKR ...spent almost 1 semester on registration as a fresher

Mine was so s stupid in the sense that when I enter my department for the first time I wen straight to the notice broad were dey past result and saw a girl standing there I ask her is this the new class timetable she laugh the hell out of me

topstar80:
#FUNAAB and files be like #BREAD and butter.... Lol

Photocopy nko? dis war against cultism form...

Donkaz:
you can lie ehh!!

My bro am not

Therock5555:
Mine is really crazy oo, one yeye lecturer threatened to fail us if we don't pay for his handout and he was with the only copy which was not easy to find, na so the man drop am for desk and na General lectures, well when he turned back, the handout waka o.... Am sure u can guess who carried it na

I twice spoiled my bestie padlock to eat his food because hungry nearly kill person o, hehehehe


Another crazy thing was using half of my handouts money to host a blind date from Jos, I regretted my life that day, choi, next year I would be a holy boy, so help me God....

*MODIFIED*

If I no talk this last one, even devil won't be proud of me, I banged one babe inside hostel wey 7 other students dey inside, my friends corner small eh and na just curtain separate each corner, na so the room just long, no space, I had to really manage that day, na missionary style o, no turning, no adjusting.

Eh God no vex, pls forgive me my sins cus am a big sinner. For more information just click on www.pastorpikincorner *coughs* dats all....

This crazy pikin..

mine was wanting to be among the top ten in everything aside reg number things like medical, submission of files, I.d. cards and the likes.
as long as a person have submitted, I will have mine submitted in record time

Hmmmm. fresher days. One crazy thing I know we did was running all the way from BLT to LT4. we always had one lecture in BLT at the end of which our next lecture was in LT4 which could only seat half of the class at once.
immediately the BLT lecture ended you would see 100 level students in a full blown sprint all the way from BLT down to LT4. If you were a spectator you go think sey na olympic event we dey do. All manner and styles of running. it was always a very funny site Cuz we were so many. Some other students often thought there was something bad happening and would have joined us in the race before realizing we were just trying to get a seat in anoda class.


Another thing was keeping of space. It was so rampant in 100 level. Imagine a guy getting to class, seating down and then distributing about 6 notes on empty seats to keep space for his Padis who were still in hostel.
There was a day I almost fought with a girl over that thing. We both entered a literature class at the same time and luckily there were just two empty seats left at the back. We both headed for the seats but she was in front of me. This girl sat on one of the seats, and just as I was about to sit on the remaining seat she quickly retrieved a note from her bag, and dropped on the empty seat telling me her friend is there.
Omo, I saw red. So I go come stand thru out because she placed one stupid book on the seat. As gentle as I am I almost resorted to blowing the girl Cuz she insisted that I should stand up. When the supposed friend came the issue worsened.


Chai... those days were fun sha

butanep:
probably you were nt bold enough then...

i was master bold while she was miss curve.....it was just a matter of what people might say since i was the main crusader to the no department girl dating rule.i openly condemned the act and even made others hate people that did it not knowing cupid had me on his hitlist.

Sircomeference:
[size=17pt]hacking the school website....[/size]

you can lie

ℓ̊ jst came to read comments

cupidhero:

i was master bold while she was miss curve.....it was just a matter of what people might say since i was the main crusader to the no department girl dating rule.i openly condemned the act and even made others hate people that did it not knowing cupid had me on his hitlist.

I can see....

sekzy99:
you can lie

which of the school, except it's those university secondary school.

Nothing really freaked me tho.....

akinsadeez:
Hmmmm. fresher days. One crazy thing I know we did was running all the way from BLT to LT4. we always had one lecture in BLT at the end of which our next lecture was in LT4 which could only seat half of the class at once.
immediately the BLT lecture ended you would see 100 level students in a full blown sprint all the way from BLT down to LT4. it was always a very funny site Cuz we were so many. Some other students often thought there was something bad happening and would have joined us in the race before realizing we were just trying to get a seat in anoda class.


Another thing was keeping of space. It was so rampant in 100 level. Imagine a guy getting to class, seating down and then distributing about 6 notes on empty seats to keep space for his Padis who were still in hostel.
There was a day I almost fought with a girl over that thing. We both entered a literature class at the same time and luckily there were just two empty seats left at the back. We both headed for the seats but she was in front of me. This girl sat on one of the seats, and just as I was about to sit on the remaining seat she quickly retrieved a note from her bag, and dropped on the empty seat telling me her friend is there.
Omo, I saw red. So I go come stand thru out because she placed one stupid book on the seat. As gentle as I am I almost resorted to blowing the girl Cuz she insisted that I should stand up. When the supposed friend came the issue worsened.


Chai... those days were fun sha

The seat thing make me vex oooo... I don't tolerate that nonsense oooo... once I don't see the person on it... you are on your own even if na obansajo you keep the seat for...

butanep:
which of the school, except it's those university secondary school.

you tell me

yBNL1:

IKR ...spent almost 1 semester on registration as a fresher

that sch is backward if that's the case...

akinsadeez:
Hmmmm. fresher days. One crazy thing I know we did was running all the way from BLT to LT4. we always had one lecture in BLT at the end of which our next lecture was in LT4 which could only seat half of the class at once.
immediately the BLT lecture ended you would see 100 level students in a full blown sprint all the way from BLT down to LT4. it was always a very funny site Cuz we were so many. Some other students often thought there was something bad happening and would have joined us in the race before realizing we were just trying to get a seat in anoda class.


Another thing was keeping of space. It was so rampant in 100 level. Imagine a guy getting to class, seating down and then distributing about 6 notes on empty seats to keep space for his Padis who were still in hostel.
There was a day I almost fought with a girl over that thing. We both entered a literature class at the same time and luckily there were just two empty seats left at the back. We both headed for the seats but she was in front of me. This girl sat on one of the seats, and just as I was about to sit on the remaining seat she quickly retrieved a note from her bag, and dropped on the empty seat telling me her friend is there.
Omo, I saw red. So I go come stand thru out because she placed one stupid book on the seat. As gentle as I am I almost resorted to blowing the girl Cuz she insisted that I should stand up. When the supposed friend came the issue worsened.


Chai... those days were fun sha

Unilorin--

akinsadeez:
Hmmmm. fresher days. One crazy thing I know we did was running all the way from BLT to LT4. we always had one lecture in BLT at the end of which our next lecture was in LT4 which could only seat half of the class at once.
immediately the BLT lecture ended you would see 100 level students in a full blown sprint all the way from BLT down to LT4. it was always a very funny site Cuz we were so many. Some other students often thought there was something bad happening and would have joined us in the race before realizing we were just trying to get a seat in anoda class.


Another thing was keeping of space. It was so rampant in 100 level. Imagine a guy getting to class, seating down and then distributing about 6 notes on empty seats to keep space for his Padis who were still in hostel.
There was a day I almost fought with a girl over that thing. We both entered a literature class at the same time and luckily there were just two empty seats left at the back. We both headed for the seats but she was in front of me. This girl sat on one of the seats, and just as I was about to sit on the remaining seat she quickly retrieved a note from her bag, and dropped on the empty seat telling me her friend is there.
Omo, I saw red. So I go come stand thru out because she placed one stupid book on the seat. As gentle as I am I almost resorted to blowing the girl Cuz she insisted that I should stand up. When the supposed friend came the issue worsened.


Chai... those days were fun sha

wah sch is dat bro

iheanyi40:
wah sch is dat bro

Lordseyad:
Unilorin--

Confirm! chop knuckle. Better by far!

ok

Believed the crap that beautiful girls come out from trees at night to read @Unilorin ..Restricted my playing around,but it helped my grades.

I wore my black jacket to celebrate in skul not knowing their was a picture of an AXE at the back. Aye pple nearly beat me dat day ,I manage enter kekenapepe go run away ooo.

NmaGOD44:
hmmmmm...mek I shine my eye wella deh read everything so dat I will know how to behave wen I start school

Hope u know u would fùck one day in school?

butanep:
guy your case serious ooooo... how you go laminate timetable?

LOL
no be me do am o,na one of my course mate,even self becos of dat na him make wey we still dey call d guy laminator

^^^ amusing

buchito1:
Hope u know u would fùck one day in school?

what does dat mean?