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Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 3:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
....According to survey,99% of males on nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case.. and Since u people love free things, well this is free advise.

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Nobody: 3:35pm On Oct 24, 2014
Nairaland is the best thing dat can happen to a bored person... Fact!!!!!

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by kagari: 3:46pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hey i wanna hang out with u, iam at peckham station. With two hot blondes from ukraine. Please advice

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Emmysteve(m): 3:59pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mr cock which part of Ajegule do you leave?
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by jejemanito: 4:02pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hahahahahaa

This is going to be interesting

Mrcork and advice in the same sentence smh

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:
....According to survey,99% of males ob nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case..

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry

please where can I find answer to my signature

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by mismore(f): 4:06pm On Oct 24, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Nairaland is the best thing dat can happen to a bored person... Fact!!!!!

Seconded

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 4:18pm On Oct 24, 2014
Ineedsugarmummy:


please where can I find answer to my signature


. ...brother ..u need to fast for 23 days without food & water...and then on the 24th day,u drink one bottle of milk wit fryed egg & salt.....this releases chemicals in the body that attracts rich mature women (truss me) angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by tobiboss(m): 4:34pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:



. ...brother ..u need to fast for 23 days without food & water...and then on the 24th day,u drink one bottle of milk wit fryed egg & salt.....this releases chemicals in the body that attracts rich mature women (truss me) angry
say GOD lipsrsealed
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Baddo101(m): 4:38pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:
....According to survey,99% of males ob nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case..

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry
Sorry which section in Yaba left are you located?

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by teewai3(m): 5:10pm On Oct 24, 2014
WTF!! Mrcork?
relationship help nd advice??
u cant b serious??

btw, ar u light skin grin cheesy embarassed wink

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by adepiero: 5:13pm On Oct 24, 2014
What do you know about relationship? let's start from there undecided
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 5:16pm On Oct 24, 2014
teewai3:
WTF!! Mrcork?
relationship help nd advice??
u cant b serious??

btw, ar u light skin grin cheesy embarassed wink

..do i loook light skin to u?...
do u hav relationship question?
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 5:18pm On Oct 24, 2014
adepiero:
What do you know about relationship? let's start from there undecided

...start from wher? ...brother .am not a mind reader..
...do u hav a relationship questions?
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by adepiero: 5:31pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:


...start from wher? ...brother .am not a mind reader..
...do u hav a relationship questions?
angry
What do you know about relationship?

if you can answer that then i'll share my thoughts with you
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by DeBlunt: 5:32pm On Oct 24, 2014
A light skin female or a white girl?....Please advise angry

When are you visiting Oxford? lots of light skin females here cheesy tongue

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Nobody: 5:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:
....According to survey,99% of males ob nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case..

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry
How will this yeye post from a bigoted and unserious post from a wanna bee white boy secure me a job at NNPC ?

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Nobody: 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:
....According to survey,99% of males ob nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case..

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry
Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe cheesy

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by tobiboss(m): 5:39pm On Oct 24, 2014
Ehm, i'm luking for a virgin girl on nairaland to marry, mrcork hep a brother out
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 5:42pm On Oct 24, 2014
tobiboss:
Ehm, i'm luking for a virgin girl on nairaland to marry, mrcork hep a brother out


...ok..brother...u need to drink holy water....it normally helps.

....Next request please .
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 5:46pm On Oct 24, 2014
veegirl:

Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe cheesy



....ma sister. ....from yor reply (no full stop...no commma...no paragraph)..clearly yor graaamar needs help... This usually means u need a man.

...hope this help..

Next serrious question pls!
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:



....ma sister. ....from yor reply (no full stop...no commma...no paragraph)..clearly yor graaamar needs help... This usually means u need a man.

...hope this help..

Next serrious question pls!
angry

U're so dry. Now i actually c y u act d way u do on nairaland. It is well.
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Cooljoe1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mrcork which one shld i go for an ugly village girl with wife material? Or a beautiful light skin girl dat all she knws is to party,sleep,drink etc?
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Emmysteve(m): 6:14pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mr cork which part of Ajegule do you resides?
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2014
veegirl:


U're so dry. Now i actually c y u act d way u do on nairaland. It is well.


..^^^ ((((frustration alert))))

.....clearly this one needs a man....village girls r usually too agresive & they like cussin innocent people for bo reason
undecided

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 6:27pm On Oct 24, 2014
..ladies..please remember am on yor side.....as the music goes: it doesn't matta if yor dark skin angry

or light skin cheesy

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by moufan: 6:32pm On Oct 24, 2014
mr cork,I want a milf.wat can I do?
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 6:34pm On Oct 24, 2014
Cooljoe1:
Mrcork which one shld i go for an ugly village girl with wife material? Or a beautiful light skin girl dat all she knws is to party,sleep,drink etc?


..ma brother....no offensese ti yor picture profile but how do u expect females to take u serious when u take picture on a farm?


...from the way u look & the shirt u wearin..i recomend u stick to village girls for now until u can afford to step up...brother...hope this helps!
wink

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork: 6:38pm On Oct 24, 2014
moufan:
mr cork,I want a milf.wat can I do?

..milk?...u want to drink milk?...bro wot has milk gots to do wit romance?

....for u...we recomend medical counselling (no oofense)
angry

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Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by moufan: 6:43pm On Oct 24, 2014
MrCork:


..milk?...u want to drink milk?...bro wot has milk gots to do wit romance?

....for u...we recomend medical counselling (no oofense)
angry
l said I want a m.i.l.f
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by chimerase2: 6:56pm On Oct 24, 2014
I slapped dumebi on both cheeks and she wanted to slap me back
Advise angry
Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by Medunah: 7:03pm On Oct 24, 2014
is it only d guys ur giving advise?? Cos i got a question

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